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Jesus is white right

religion got jesus's color wrong.

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by conky

submitted September 18th 2011

81 comments
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Jesus is white right
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to be fair.. jesus was also a 'holy birth' and the 'son of god' so... why the fuck couldnt he be that color?

i find it funny that people try to use this type of arguement to make fun of religion when there are literally BOOKS (bibles) full of fucking HILARIOUSLY ridiculous shit.. yet they are like 'yea jesus looks white'
thats like the only fucking thing i dont have a problem with the bible about if thats how he looked :P
IF an imaginary creature created the fucking entire fucking universe a few thousand years ago then made adam and eve and shit i think he could fucking impregnate some virgin and make her give birth to some honky
6 years ago
Thats true but this at least makes it look just a tiny bit stupider then it already is and thats pretty stupid..
6 years ago
I agree. When I have to ridicule their beliefs, I just refer to the Plantshit paragraph in 2 kings 2:23-25, in which Elisha summons two bears to kill 42 children for having called him bald.
6 years ago
"Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman
No wait - that was King Kong"
6 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/80131/Gods-a-dick i like this one the bible is pretty much packed so full of contradictions i cant believe anyone would believe a word of it, but then again i do believe in the easter bunny
6 years ago
JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!!!!
FUMBS UP FOW WOCK AND WOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
*puts on Sigur Ros and believes in mice elf
6 years ago
Sigar Ros = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QspuCt1FM9M
6 years ago
*Sigur
6 years ago
so i take it you're a Sigur fan then?
6 years ago
Everyone knows that "God" was an alien.
6 years ago
Most likely if ever there was a "god" that would make more sense then some magical invisible man.
6 years ago
yak, is this one of those things where we pretend science is wrong and then a white jesus is acceptable?
6 years ago
im with conky, making fun of the white jesus thing is like rubbing salt in the wound
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaIvk1cSyG8
4 years ago
Jesus was a black man.
4 years ago
Explains the public lynching
4 years ago
So when will you let me stick my black cock inside that sloppy vagina of yours?
4 years ago
When you turn white






















Means never
4 years ago
I bet your pussy smells like Funyuns.
4 years ago
I've always wanted to fuck the shit out of a racist chick. Call her a cracker ass crack while i fuck her from behind and she tells me to fuck that white pussy nigger.
4 years ago
If said girl was racist, she wouldn't let you fuck her.

Derp logic.
4 years ago
What makes you think that wouldn't happen. This world is made up of a lot of fucked up people who do fucked up things.
4 years ago
Every thread on Mucho lately is like a moron sandwich.
4 years ago
Erh Loslobos...you know ThatDude is seriously turning white right?
4 years ago
One day Barret. One day.
4 years ago
He's just getting ashy, get him some cocoa butter.
4 years ago
Now you have something to look forward to, or dread. Whatever you prefer.
4 years ago
I am already light skin for a black person. So it wouldn't really matter either way.
4 years ago
I'll have a footlong moron on wheat.

With extra morons.
4 years ago
You sound like a fucking hipster faggot right now.
4 years ago
He's a grumpy old bitch.
4 years ago
Truth be told idgaf what skin color TD has, I just don't find stupid attractive
4 years ago
Too late you made a verbal contract now.
4 years ago
Hey, Barret. Can I hang with you? That Ogami dude, keeps sending me friend requests. I emailed zuckerberg, and he said call the cops. 8(
4 years ago
well...never mind then. I'll go it alone. d8)
4 years ago
Sorry but i don't want my friends to see us together.
4 years ago
fair enough. 8|
4 years ago
where tha hell did Sinaitis come from? wow.
4 years ago
WATCH THIS FAGGOT NINJA, YOU DING DONGS. 8P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZp7BvQJnU8
4 years ago
should've subbed it. 8(
4 years ago
@lezbo shut up bones i was just messing with you. I wouldn't even stick my finger in that nasty hole of yours. My girl looks way better than you big titts and nice ass. You are nothing but bones and flat ass and chest.

http://i.imgur.com/1K6g5nE.jpg
4 years ago
I'd fuck her
4 years ago
* him
4 years ago
whatever
4 years ago
Someone's butthurt
4 years ago
Hahaha, calm down Whunu
4 years ago
If you're just messing with people you should also be able to handle being messed with. Guess I hit a nerve about the stupid part. Which still stands, you're a dumbass lol
4 years ago
what exactly is 'girl hands' if those are man hands?
fetus hands?
4 years ago
The butt hurt is strong with you, young skywalker420
4 years ago
Exactly yak, if those are man hands I must have squatch mitts
4 years ago
i have like little asian hands but it seems that the faggots on here would think they were gorilla hands based off of this
4 years ago
Does this mean i don't have manboobs after all?
4 years ago
the hands are very large in proportion to the size of the wrist... she looks like a lanky dude.
4 years ago
* Barret jiggles boobs in celebration *
4 years ago
incase you didnt notice bono.. shes pretty lanky
4 years ago
she's pretty much a guy
4 years ago
sorry, he's*
4 years ago
Not butthurt. Just speaking the truth.
4 years ago
I liked yak's original comment for the subtle use of the word 'honky'
4 years ago
* DushanMandik thread fails *
4 years ago
Alright whunu. If it makes you feel better after I owned your ass.
4 years ago
With my humongous man hands...
Lmao
4 years ago
*Bono looks around, sees no whunu... not even at MuchoSucko.com/user/whunu
4 years ago
Clever bono
4 years ago
Whunus account is gone. Yet the butthurt thrives at MS. Get it?
4 years ago
Not really - why are you treating him like he was some ultra troll?

Whunu being considered a troll at MS before Bono is like

Babe Ruth being considered the best at baseball before niggers could play
4 years ago
Was it necessary to go full racist to make a point and what's this got to do with you anyways. If you don't get it, leave it.
4 years ago
Stole that babe ruth line from daniel tosh..
4 years ago
Wow even worse, recycled.
4 years ago
Daniel Tosh stole it from me actually.

I used the analogy like 3 years ago on Mucho
4 years ago
Only reason I say it now though is because it's really the best way to describe how people who don't know any better view whunu
4 years ago
Like... he wasn't trying to be funny and he wasn't that bad. He was just kind of a lumbering idiot.

Think Toolman plus Dushan plus Boxlightener.
4 years ago
Sup with all this stuff from 2 years ago just getting featured? Just curious.
4 years ago
Lack of content.
4 years ago
*Quality content.
4 years ago
time travelers upvoting
4 years ago
More TR references from Heather, what a surprise.
4 years ago
Heather's a slut, she was bound to fall for TR sooner or later.
4 years ago
You should use the word "Indo-European" instead of "Caucasian" next time to avoid confusion. Real Caucasians are uglier than Jews.
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
recover password
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