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Italian Attempts Suicide

I hear this is how they put on cologne

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by kaychuk

submitted September 15th 2011

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this is probably a repost but i couldnt find it after 10 minutes of searching
7 years ago
I thought that was his whiskey flask there for a minute
7 years ago
more like a GASOLINE flask

*giggles*
7 years ago
I like how they just sit down like nothing happend!
7 years ago
weird question...are there any non-NorthAmerican, non-NorthernEuropean mucho members?

i mean - i'm sure there must be ...but cannot think of a single one at the moment

yak?
7 years ago
Yak recently commented that a few thousand accounts from China stopped showing up, apparently because MS is banned there now.
7 years ago
possum yes... tons... do they comment? not a lot
7 years ago
probably because of the ENGLISH ONLY rule
7 years ago
I'm from the planet Ork myself.
7 years ago
thats too bad, yak - is it the language-barrier?, or is just the fact we're assholes?
7 years ago
i think a lot of times its probably people are scared.. i mean look at how many users can be online at like around 10-12 id say only a small fraction of them comment... or look at how many actual USERS come to the site every day.. around a thousand of them but there arent 1000 different people commenting thats for sure :P..
with some places tho i think its probably more of a cultural difference...
i honestly dont know for sure tho... i dont see why you sign up for a sight if you arent gunna comment at least a bit
7 years ago
i keep thinking of that poor jap/chink dude from a few weeks ago..."i post! i post this?"
7 years ago
give a link poss
7 years ago
cant remember the dudes name, dush! :/
...it was all retro video-game BS, if that helps...

anybody?
7 years ago
yak Im gonna make a special sign for the signed up silent folk
7 years ago
i dont get you you can be on the site for 2 years and not say or submit a thing
7 years ago
you come fap with us, we fap together, we fap long time!
7 years ago
signed up silent folk sounds racist
7 years ago
I make that call
7 years ago
@kc - nope, these arent him...thnks for trying tho!...if i remember right, it was Seagull that really got a hard-on for this poor asian kid

*off to research*
7 years ago
btw has anyone seen zeke today? did he kill himself?
7 years ago
lol possum i was just listing silent people that are signed up on the site, not looking for your asian kid.
7 years ago
Yak why would anyone want to comment on a site that obviously is just a hangout for a few buddies that comment back and forth and up vote their own shit? Just sayn' take it as constructive criticism.
7 years ago
otay then kc...but if you are listing "Silent Mucho Members"...

well, it's a very long list

amirite yak?
7 years ago
*no one listens*
7 years ago
pooch is the cancer that is killing MS
7 years ago
I was just listing the silent ones that were online.
7 years ago
*constructive criticism
7 years ago
that doesn't even make sense pooch...I was told about this site by some kid that worked with me in 2005 and I signed up right away and started talking shit, it's just a matter of if you have balls or not I guess?
7 years ago
did anybody see my newest post?
7 years ago
Paris Hilton led me here personally. I get what pooch is saying but I agree more with Dush. These guys probably arent super fluent in english, and probably are scared shitless of being ground into the dirt for a couple weeks knowing that they cant really fight back.
7 years ago
or maybe they just have better shit to do with their time.
7 years ago
or maybe I'm right
7 years ago
well pooch its one thing to criticize and its another to make suggestions.
7 years ago
sorry about all the "likes" (no whirly!)...but you all have valid, yet completely fucked up points....

yay, mucho
7 years ago
Well I suggest all these buddies and Yak kiss asses just get each others IM's and let some new people post in the comment sections.
7 years ago
yeah, like im gonna quit posting on mucho....phfff
7 years ago
its sad that I asked about zeke being dead^ and nobody even noticed... :/
7 years ago
What's a Zeke?
7 years ago
To be honest, nothing is stopping these people but fear, that or the simply fact that they arent proficient English speakers. If I had to suggest something I'd just say that we should stop being so damn exclusive. But that would ruing the whole "community" aspect. Idk I'm not gonna act like i have answers or that I even think there is a problem. IF there is though, im deflecting the majority of blame onto the silent newbs.
7 years ago
How about Yak gets off his lazy ass and translates all applicable parts of the site into Japanese?
7 years ago
R.I.P. Zeke :(
7 years ago
how about let the new people take over and all the Old Timers retire??
7 years ago
if you want me to be honest you guys were dooshes to zeke, but zeke was silly to say anything to begin with.
7 years ago
All these old tymers are douches, but when you give it back they get butt-hurt and gang up on you. They're incapable of one on one confrontation.
7 years ago
When you wake up tomorrow to an empty, cold, Zekeless world you'll see.

you'll all see
7 years ago
pooch i think thats the point. you just take it until you become an old timer.
7 years ago
all of them got flamed by the masses at one point too
7 years ago
All the 'Old Tymers' ARE gone...look around you...no dik, mako, nixonjr., bbt, cheekycov, Hank, nixonsghost, 1rish1, jamie....we ARE in a new age...

http://muchosucko.com/54371/Make-a-Yak
7 years ago
funny thing is,,,,, I've been lurking this site longer than most of these douchebags have. I just had no interest in being part of their little jerk off circle.
7 years ago
btw KAYCHUK, thanks for joining me in Y U NO UPVOTE! :( :( :(
7 years ago
I think the real answer is...most people are afraid that someone is going to find out that they are HERE! ;)
7 years ago
yeah, you'll never get my fb info haha
7 years ago
uh.. mako cheeky 1rish all come to the site still...
jaimee doesnt obviously because she doesnt want flack because her and dik broke up
hank doesnt because he got banned in irc by cammy and is sulking
dik is sulking because i stopped letting him ban people on irc
basically if you are 40 years old or more and you sulk because someone does something to you on an internet chat......... yea................
7 years ago
The answer is... new format with private IM's so that people can have their own little private convos about their dogs and cats etc...
7 years ago
being able to message peeps would be nice. how hard would that be to do yak? just wonderin
7 years ago
right now i have set up muchos very own instant messaging/chat server (me jasper and heather are on it right now) basically im going to be trying to tie it into the site, to give private messaging and instant messaging and group chat built off of it... first i need to get pro done.. cuz well.. i promised it would be done like 3 weeks ago ;/
but the chat and stuff is on the list
as far as how hard? no clue.. we will see.. i havent came across anything yet programmingwise that i cant figure out tho
7 years ago
its actually at the moment got text/audio/video chat
as well as group chat rooms that people can either join or make... with access controls as well
7 years ago
schweet
7 years ago
I personally think chat will ruin the site...just like IRC has...also, I is going to be sad cause I is umemployed right now and wont be able to pay for Mucho Pro til I go back to work for the man :(
7 years ago
irc hasnt done anything to the site...
7 years ago
what did you just get done telling me about irc?
7 years ago
that irc hasnt done anything to the site?
oh you mean stupid crybabies? who gives a fuck
7 years ago
everytime I think about irc, I imagine that scene out of Tokyo Drift with the "elite" backdoor club... :(
7 years ago
lol @ the idea of two faggots getting butthurt RUINING THE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 years ago
lol @ the idea of one negroid ruining the country!!! (Murkha)
7 years ago
obama didnt ruin the usa....
7 years ago
it's not really about them lol, I just can imagine being able to chat...I mean, everyone would group up into their own cliques and no one would really comment on the posts, cause they'd be chatting about, and then no one could start ms wars cause you couldnt see what everyone was saying... :(
7 years ago
thats not really the case at all... we talk about completely separate shit in chat.. like how much we hate smerf
7 years ago
hahahahha

i wish chat was that interesting :(
7 years ago
lol yak i know he didnt. thats why I said lol @. I think people that believe that are rather insane.
7 years ago
lol, pooch is like zeke, keeps running his mouth about nonsense cause he wants attention while everybody ignores his stupid ass. poor poochy will never fit in and it makes him butthurt =(
7 years ago
also, chat is for fags
7 years ago
What an asshole. Should went out like Budd Dwyer.
7 years ago
what do you call an italian without arms?


mute
7 years ago
Thats quite good.
7 years ago
you sure do watch alot of news dont you kaychuK?
7 years ago
yarp, but i found this on youtube
7 years ago
you're doing it all wrong...
it's: why do italian men grow mustaches

so they can look like their mothers
7 years ago
and
why don't italian's have freckles

they slide off
7 years ago
why do italian woman where long skirts

to hide their no pest strips
7 years ago
^definite jersey wop
7 years ago
how do you get an italian girl pregnant

cum on her shoes... let the flies do the rest
7 years ago
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f4K77MtM6sI/S9RJPPNOMoI/AAAAAAAAAkM/03t4t88O9cQ/s1600/Sara-Tommasi-5.jpg

Italian women are quite good looking. 1 out of 5 looks like this

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4097/4850223377_3d1d3cc5c2.jpg

but its worth it.
7 years ago
because dey like-a to make-a de reply fail?
7 years ago
you're doing it all wrong...
it's: REPLY FAIL!
7 years ago
I like how they just continue on...like the guy wasnt about to try to kill himself by lighting himself on fire and potentially burning down the entire stage...that's commitment! :)
7 years ago
wonder if he asked a smoker after the interview if he get a light
7 years ago
fail
7 years ago
Only on my fucking posts is it possible to have 92 comments and a score of, yes ZERO
7 years ago
poor kaychuk :(
7 years ago
My other one has 160 comments and a score of -11
7 years ago
reference my uploads and you wont feel so bad... :(
7 years ago
moaning fuck
2 years ago
recover password
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