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dead baby 1

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by jrob2020

submitted September 14th 2011

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dead baby 1
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* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
6 years ago
^yes
6 years ago
should i continue my series drum?
6 years ago
there is no boundary I won't cross. Nothing to me is taboo. Just don't post anything illegal and you're good to go
6 years ago
so yes
6 years ago
another baby joke away
6 years ago
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
6 years ago
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
6 years ago
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A doberman on a children's playground.
6 years ago
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
6 years ago
It seems like

* drumrave puts on sunglasses *


he lost his head
6 years ago
yeah!!!!!
6 years ago
i wonder how it died.... or rather the circumstances. also why there isnt any blood.... must have been moved there for the pic.
6 years ago
recover password
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