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How to hypnotize a Pigeon, Aligator and/or Chicken

I wish this worked on women. Shit loads easier than Rohypnol or a brick.

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by falloutvertigo

submitted September 13th 2011

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stupid animal kingdom
6 years ago
story of my life
6 years ago
you can do this with crabs as well. Hold your finger far enough away they can't pinch you and then wave it in front of their eyes.
6 years ago
I'd try this with the chicken and pigeon. Not so much the alligator.
6 years ago
im pretty sure an AA-12 would work on an alligator
6 years ago
thats how i met RMAP.
6 years ago
If what u mean is u giving me roofies then keeping me hostage in yer basement for a few weeks till I was broken and tamed to yer liking ... then ya sure thats exactly how we met sweetheart ;)
6 years ago
less talk more tits
6 years ago
stfu bjob. you're a fucking idiot and dont belong here. you dont get to haze the bitches
6 years ago
apperently i do...i shall reiterate....less talky more titty
6 years ago
not like anyone listens to your moronic ass anyway. RMAP post when you like. only wish you could block bjob from your eventual epic sub
6 years ago
i wouldnt have to do it if pussys like you werent trying to play captain save a hoe.....and im gonna laugh so fukin hard when it turns out its a dude
6 years ago
captain save a hoe? that is such a pathetic and childish attempt at humor. unlike the girls that have seen your dick, with your jokes, you're the only one laughing
6 years ago
wasnt a joke dipshit
6 years ago
well you sure fucking told me
6 years ago
Yak knows RMAP is not a dude, he has her on his mucho facebook profile
6 years ago
Shit thats true eh haha .. well there you go Jrob, now go fuck yerself
6 years ago
tits or go in the kitchen
6 years ago
jrob, show age or admit to microphalus
6 years ago
Dang, I just got a glimpse on what happened to me over the last 572 weekends ...
6 years ago
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