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submitted September 12th 2011

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Motorcycle accident. Suuuure....
6 years ago
I personally think this guy pissed off the Beaver Mafia.
6 years ago
Or Vlad the Impaler
6 years ago
Nope, I'm going with sex-act-gone-wrong
6 years ago
*gone-right
6 years ago
*gone elliptical
6 years ago
i have seen this before the guy was in a boat crash slung into a fence waterside its a miracle he survived the post kept him from bleeding to death
6 years ago
And took away his manhood.
6 years ago
I'd fuck the girl in the back.
6 years ago
Oddly seductive pose.
6 years ago
try fucking her in the front, you'll be closer
6 years ago
This is my biggest fear.
6 years ago
Taking it in the ass? Or falling off your $1,000 road bike?
6 years ago
I dont have a road bike, yet.

I'm considering buying a motorcycle
6 years ago
The world isn't ready for a black kid with a motorbike.
6 years ago
Motorcycle crashes rarely involve the rider coming out a winner.
6 years ago
Your in Northern Cali? Doesn't it rain like 60% of the year there.
6 years ago
No, not at all. We had triple digits most of this week. Maybe you're thinking of Seattle.
6 years ago
Psh it doesn't really rain that much in Seattle >_> it's all lies
6 years ago
I know the summers are nice, hell Oregons summers are 99% sun. What about the rest of the year?
6 years ago
Seattle? Misty and grey except like august - mid sept. when it's hot n sunny
6 years ago
It gets pretty cold where I am. Lowest maybe 28ish smack in the middle of winter. It really doesnt rain all that much, compared to other places I've been. I like it here fwiw
6 years ago
You know, I forgot Toaster lives in WA.

Shit, we were just talking about that in chat a few days ago.
6 years ago
WA is pretty awesome, can't imagine moving
6 years ago
PacNW MUCHO MEETUP!
6 years ago
I'll ride my bike
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTPLUcQAjk
6 years ago
I'd be all over it. Gimme a date/place and I'm there
6 years ago
Oh shit, Durbish lives here too?
6 years ago
and Kaychuk?
6 years ago
kaychuk is N.Cali and Durbish is Oregon? or so I gather from reading shit on here tonight
6 years ago
I'm in Portland lol
6 years ago
Oly here
6 years ago
You guys should have a Mucho gang-bang. Just sayin'.
6 years ago
^correct, but like I said I can ride my BICYCLE

6 years ago
Oh right, I think this was brought up before. I said it then, I'll say it again: fuck Portland. The only good things there are Powell's book and Voodoo Doughnuts.
6 years ago
if we do you wont know steel
6 years ago
6 years ago
Yes I will, I'll sense the awkwardness between all of you after.
6 years ago
And beer. :D
6 years ago
http://www.brewersassociation.org/attachments/0000/6291/Capita_perbrewery.pdf
6 years ago
psh what awkwardness? i vote we drink until we don't remember the night, because then nothing happened right?
6 years ago
aww fuck, wrong thread.
6 years ago
Toaster, I'm down with that.
6 years ago
In fact, I should go get a beer right now.
6 years ago
The pictures that will be posted on here will tell the story, then we could all interpret ourselves.
6 years ago
I think steel is butt hurt about no invite ...
6 years ago
wow, no smerf
6 years ago
Pshhh. I'm on the far south of the west coast. No butthurtness at all.
6 years ago
fuck pictures, we can record that shit
6 years ago
i concur toaster i concur.
6 years ago
wow no what?
6 years ago
well bitches you work the details out and I'll show up wit some booze lawl
6 years ago
no japanese dildo bike.

http://www.bikesdirect.com/products/gravity/avenue_c.htm
6 years ago
Second the no Japanese dildo bike
6 years ago
Hey, he sounded rather happy to be riding his bike....
6 years ago
but but but thats not mine
6 years ago
I think that's how you end up like the dude at the top of all this madness
6 years ago
Oh, and for the record: http://www.rei.com/product/745679/k2-zed-20-bike-2007
6 years ago
as to an earlier comment of yours Kaychuck my older brother has come out damn near shiny from 2 motorcycle accidents, just gotta be talented I think
6 years ago
No mountains in my (upcoming) domain, just flatness
6 years ago
That is a rather shexy bike btw
6 years ago
Oh, the bit about the saddle being lightweight and tough, but comfortable? Fucking bullshit.
6 years ago
Hard as a fucking rock. It was the second thing I replaced, after the hand grips.
6 years ago
@toaster talented = lucky, ask the guy in the pic :D

@smerf companies will always lie to you if youre willing to toss them more $$$.
6 years ago
@toast pics like this seriously make me consider biking/saving more and just getting a gti
6 years ago
Eh, I didn't read the page. I rode the bike at the store and though "hey, not bad' Didn't realize how bad the seat was until my first long ride on it.

Also, I've decided I don't like shocks on a bike. It's annoying to pedal and feel the power loss.
6 years ago
wtf is this site turning into...you queers sound like you're having a discussion over coffee at starbucks...*sigh*
6 years ago
sadly dush some mucho members have lives outside of the site
6 years ago
Trying to gang-bang a chick doesn't sound too queer to me.
6 years ago
@smerf hardtailed is the way to go, and if youre truly a badass get a fixie.
6 years ago
Gang-bang? Oh fuuuuck no. Get them that drunk, then knock them out and have a little one-on-one time with her, that's my plan.
6 years ago
I'm a gentleman like that.
6 years ago
;/
6 years ago
kaychuk, fixies are for hipster douchebags.
6 years ago
we'll see smerf, if your beer has a pill sitting at the bottom of it dont worry, I usually drop "party enhancers" in drinks.
6 years ago
nah fixies are cool so long as they arent painted teal or some faggotty color. They seem fun but I'm afraid to buy one.
6 years ago
Smerf just gave me a little hope that all of MS is not truly lost :)
6 years ago
I got a little more hope for you right in my pants.
6 years ago
I'm lying.






I'm not wearing pants.
6 years ago
Hipster population is rather low in this vid smerf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay2r7gsz13g
6 years ago
well at least you told the truth about the *little* part
6 years ago
I lied again, though...

There's no hope in my pants. If I was wearing pants.
6 years ago
damnit gayfuck quit interposting and being so friendly, it's making me sick!
6 years ago
get a paper bag
6 years ago
the only thing in your pants are shit stains and unused condoms
6 years ago
the only thing in your pants is a sad and underserviced vagina, shut the fuck up already
6 years ago
hey, right now there's a wallet, change, keys and a pocket knife.

I dunno about your wiping habits, but I try to keep my ass clean.
6 years ago
pants are so over rated any way smerf
6 years ago
Like I said earlier: kilts. That is all.

feel free to go pantsless, though
6 years ago
soccer shorts are good for any and everything
6 years ago
kaychuck, you are wrong, I wouldn't let you in my pants for all the money in the world!
6 years ago
If I'm not out and about nekkid is the way to go I think. Work does require clothes and shoes though :(
6 years ago
....? Where the fuck did that come from?
6 years ago
If we didn't have dogs running around the house, and if it wouldn't annoy my roommate, I'd probably do that too.
6 years ago
i dont know, nekkid is fun though
6 years ago
I'm not too concerned about the older dog, but I guarantee the puppy would think my junk was a chew toy. Fucker's teeth are bad enough when he tries to bite my feet.
6 years ago
are you scared you're going to *accidentally* buttfuck one of the dogs?
6 years ago
that mental image is golden
6 years ago
You seem to have this image of me fucking dogs in your brain, when all I'm worried about it the other one stiffing my crotch and the little one biting it. Perhaps you should seek some psychological help
6 years ago
-other, +older
6 years ago
*that mental image is golden* referred to you running around with a small dog attached to your junk screaming your brains out...lag in post time me assumes..
6 years ago
sure, sure blame lag time
6 years ago
anything to not seem like a creeper...
6 years ago
You fucks should just exchange phone numbers and get it over with.
6 years ago
finally someone interesting showed up! :P
6 years ago
if ur on MS and ur NOT a creeper...you need to GTFO!
6 years ago
...okay, yeah. That is a pretty funny mental image.
6 years ago
Until you get a phone SteelxLiver you don't get to comment about them >:
6 years ago
since when did douche make the rules?
6 years ago
I can just see you zombieland style trying to beat it off with a paper towel roll
6 years ago
wait, that didn't come out right
6 years ago
Toaster. I sure as fuck do get to.
6 years ago
read the MS banner gayfuck
6 years ago
I think we've optimized our ability to make fun of each others' names
6 years ago
seriously gayfuck is about as lame as it gets
6 years ago
yes, I agree.... :(
6 years ago
Hard to make fun of my name.
6 years ago
Easy to make fun of your face.
6 years ago
that's why we just make fun of YOU
6 years ago
dush do the world a favor and return to your cave. nobody likes you. not even the beast that birthed you.
6 years ago
Especially her. You know he hung around as long as possible, knowing it was his last chance to be in a female.
6 years ago
*high-fives Dush for hivemind*
6 years ago
Hell, even I make fun of my face.

I am not a good looking man and I know it.
6 years ago
well shit, now I feel bad.
6 years ago
humility isnt a bad thing the ladies love it
6 years ago
Bullshit, kaychuk. Being humble has gotten me pretty much nowhere.
6 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/59575/Muchoers-meeting

you're the best-looking person in this picture. I mean, you're a filthy ginger but you have sort of a robust jaw.
6 years ago
*lowfive, highfive, around the side* YEAH!
6 years ago
sorry to hear that smerf
6 years ago
God damnit Bono...you made me look at dik!
6 years ago
humility + booze will open the floodgates surely

people enjoy watching trainwrecks
6 years ago
@dush thats what you do 24/7 anyway why get man
6 years ago
mad*
6 years ago
Being a nice guy has gotten me girls, but rarely.

Now, awesome massages and being able to make really good fudge... That has gotten me more.
6 years ago
It's one thing to be victorious and sheathe the pork sword, but its another to do it and be able to look yourself in the mirror the next day.
6 years ago
thats pretty emo for mucho but i find it rings true
6 years ago
I've only had trouble doing that twice. Once because she was engaged, and once because I had forgotten she was on Ambien
6 years ago
kaychuk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWhhPWyWCv0
6 years ago
even better http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Vyq61qQF9ik
6 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/81587/Joker-Clap
fuck off douche


its a horrid feeling smerf :l
6 years ago
hahahhahahahaahaha
6 years ago
The engaged one didn't really bother me that much. The ambien one did. That was like "ambi- ooohhh..... Oh shit, I fucked up." ...she hasn't really talked to me since.
6 years ago
Since when is sleeping with an engaged person wrong?
6 years ago
Smerf in Murkha some people would want to burn you at the stake for destroying the "sanctity of marriage" whatever the fuck that is. With the ambien one shit like that happens so long as youre remorseful i guess.

Some guy at my school banged another guys sister when she was passed out (drinking). He had a big mouth and told everyone. The rumors reached the girls brother. To make a long story short big mouth had an accident while skateboarding home. He came to school with two broken arms and a dislocated jaw.
6 years ago
Since I don't fuck around with other peoples relationships?
6 years ago
smerfs got values
6 years ago
mreh it's not you fucking around it's her, duh, if she cared that much she'd not be fucking other people
6 years ago
I actually rejected a married woman a short while back, i have a pic of her but i'd never post it.
6 years ago
good point toast, but still, hed be enabling her shitty attitude
6 years ago
Maybe that fuck was just what she needed to leave her fiance that she obviously doesn't care that much about... it was the cock of guiding light or something lol
6 years ago
That's actually the reason I didn't feel too bad about it. Plus, she's a rather sexual person, and her fiance has some heart problems that cropped up in the past year that preclude physical activity.
6 years ago
"cock of guiding light"

*jots down on notepad and saves for later use*
6 years ago
Plus, toaster, this also goes back to me being a nice guy. I try not to fuck around with other peoples relationships. It only happened once before, and I didn't realize she and her girlfriend were actually dating at the time.
6 years ago
GIRLFRIEND?????

Come on this is one case where you can go for the gold x2 and i wouldnt judge you for it
6 years ago
cock of guiding light saving all the poor women's souls from a sexless marriage, swooping in at the last minute at their bachelorette party. Showing them the sexual way.
6 years ago
i like this, i might write a book.
6 years ago
Eh, the other lady wasn't having any of it: last time I saw her, she glared death at me. Apparently, I was the reason they broke up, and I didn't find out about it until the girl told me she'd been a lesbian.
6 years ago
Believe me toaster, the engaged chick could teach me a thing or 50.
6 years ago
still the cock of guiding light
6 years ago
...a beacon, if you will. Leading all stray women into the safe harbor of my bedroom.
6 years ago
ohh, no fun then. You can never get mad at a guy for gunning for the glory
6 years ago
You guys really need to get a fucking hotel room full of alcohol and record everything.
6 years ago
this doesnt change anything steel, youre not invited
6 years ago
kaychuk, I broke up her and her girlfriend. I'd call that a reason to be mad at me.

Now, was it really me, or was it just me being a nice guy at the right time? Fuck if I know, but I still get to said I reclaimed a lesbian.
6 years ago
*say
6 years ago
did you reclaim her though or did she just stray to the side of the penis? because cocks are awesome, most of em like em, just not so much what they're attached to
6 years ago
i try not to feel too bad about things like that that have already happened. Its just about learning and not repeating mistakes like that. With that said, the end result is

+1 fish in the ocean of love. Thanks smerf
6 years ago
Reclaimed. I still talk to her brother; she got married about a year ago.
6 years ago
Reclaimed. I still talk to her brother, she got married about a year ago.
6 years ago
...what the fuck? I posted the first one, reloaded the page and it was gone. Posted the second, and now it's here.
6 years ago
well that works for me, thats one man off the market. No net gain for single fellers but a good result nonetheless.
6 years ago
i noticed that smerf. it was showing on the recent posts bar but nothing was here. then 2 popped up.
6 years ago
some faggot was probably loading the page (causing it to cache) while you were posting.. like literally probably a milisecond later so it caused the page to cache the old version
6 years ago
$10 that it was me loading it. I've been refreshing like a madman
6 years ago
Kaychuk, is still a net gain for us: less competition.
6 years ago
Yak, is that why the time stamp wont change?
6 years ago
He's. Got wood
6 years ago
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