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Little Cantaloupe Fucker

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by Einrednatreb

submitted September 12th 2011

34 comments
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i was going to say that this is where vegans get pissed off and call us to take this down, cruelty to fruit... but then i watched and decided that tiny penis couldn't hurt a fly
6 years ago
That's a big Cantaloupe
6 years ago
Did he at least microwave it first?
6 years ago
Penis? I thought it was a hairy Albanian woman with a large clit!
6 years ago
^
6 years ago
Just read where two Vegan parents in Georgia will serve life in prison because their malnourished infant died. Who knew that a Vegan diet couldn't support the growth of an infant? Shocker.
6 years ago
it can, its just they sucked at it.

a family member of mine is a nurse, she told me a story about a guy who depended on oatmeal to much to stay healthy, and became malnourished and nearly died from it.
6 years ago
I wonder why he chose a cantaloupe.
6 years ago
My guess is it was that or a watermelon.
6 years ago
A grape would've sufficed.
6 years ago
Or a raisin.
6 years ago
I was thinking a pomegranate seed.
6 years ago
Or a grain of sand.
6 years ago
that hard to poke.
6 years ago
This is a sufficient reason for suicide imo
6 years ago
pretty much, yeah
6 years ago
At least I could understand cutting your cock off like in some of the videos on here if you were sporting this.
6 years ago
his cock makes me feel good about myself...

i just dont like the pubes in my teeth
6 years ago
those were pubes? shit man i thought he was wearing a sweater to keep his nuts warm
6 years ago
Well at least we know why he has to resort to fucking a cantalope....
6 years ago
You don't think he could find a nice girl with a shallow bellybutton to fuck?
6 years ago
Dude could fuck a kiwi and still have enough left over for three-quarters of a fruit salad.
6 years ago
Somehow reminds me of Hangover2. The Scene with the Monkey and the sleeping chinese guy
6 years ago
That cantaloupe has more Testosterone than he does.
6 years ago
I don't think if his a man!
6 years ago
thats a finger, totally fake... no ones dick is that small man
6 years ago
Nah man, a dude i went to high-school with had one this small too. i never seen it hard but he got tortured in the shower after phys-ed because it was like an outty belly-button. It's called a "micropenis". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis. Dude always had super hot girlfriends though and still does as far as I know. Some girls must have a fetish for tiny cocks and dissatisfaction.
6 years ago
soup, you had a good start here - dont fuck it up
6 years ago
Point taken sir. I'll lay off the shitty comments for comments sake from now on.
6 years ago
not that yer comment was that bad or anything, but, yeah - when you start up here, you need to be pretty careful
6 years ago
Possum, don't kibitz. You're taking the fun out of mucho.
6 years ago
okay, wtf iz a kibitz you jew bastard you?
6 years ago
intr.v. 1. To look on and offer unwanted, usually meddlesome advice to others.
In other words, let failing noobs fail, so the rest of us can laugh. Soup will learn.
6 years ago
I legitimately thought that was a clit, and then the voice played..
6 years ago
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