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Workers comp claim

guy gets caught in machine has a bad day.

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by conky

submitted September 9th 2011

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Workers comp claim
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someone's gonna need a bandaid.
6 years ago
Maybe 2 or 3.
6 years ago
and a bucket
6 years ago
and a nice suit
6 years ago
and some dirt
6 years ago
What's going on here?
6 years ago
ah nutting much...
6 years ago
timmy thought he would try to work the lathe today thats all
6 years ago
well the lathe worked him.
6 years ago
and my cock worked your forhead. see...
6 years ago
looks like a metal lathe
6 years ago
It is.
6 years ago
I have moved tons of those.
6 years ago
were any of them covered in blood and guts.
6 years ago
No, just grease, steel shavings and coolant.
6 years ago
it's a Warner-Swasey Turret Lathe...ran something similar to this for a couple of years in the 80's
6 years ago
Not as nice as the ones I used to use in high school.

Actually, I'd kinda like to own a metal lathe. Think they'd sell me this one?
6 years ago
Somebodies bringing home an 'F' on their report card
6 years ago
In high school i seen the chuck fly off and nail some guy in the chest he just stood there gasping for breath then dropped to his knees, then to his face.. Of course we all stood around laughing until we realized he wasn't fucking around. He went to the hospital with some broken ribs and we never seen him back in machining class again.
6 years ago
I'm sure he ended up in home-ec and got all the sympathy pussy
6 years ago
i love me some sympathy pussy... but i cant finish with the pain meds running through me.
6 years ago
you'll get no sympathy from me... you want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

( what movie is that from? )
6 years ago
I'm thinking long hair? Perhaps a neck tie?
6 years ago
jacket looks kinda loose and its wrapped all around the spool so i am going with that and they spin at about 540 rpm give or take so it would have killed him almost instantly wham wham wham 9 times in one second the other pic that went with this showed the aftermath and it was just mush..
6 years ago
I'm thinking it's a loose jacket sleeve. They never listen to the warnings.
6 years ago
twas probably chilly and he said fuck it this machines my bitch...they it tore his head of for being such a fool.
6 years ago
*then* ^^
6 years ago
After a second look I don't think it was the sleeve.
6 years ago
I think it was its wrapped around the shaft like 47.5 times
6 years ago
i have the other pic i should up load it, its much more awful.
6 years ago
Yes, upload it.
6 years ago
Its loaded..
6 years ago
Vests were created for that purpose: keeping warm while still having your arms free.
6 years ago
Can he still whistle?
6 years ago
Dood that's not how I plank!!
6 years ago
To**
6 years ago
you're such a fuckup
6 years ago
sigh
6 years ago
I kno u wanna see my ass its cool.
6 years ago
How to you do it? How do you just make witty comment after witty comment. One day, i too will be as witty as you. But until then i guess i can only make these shitty comments.
6 years ago
*sort of likes wd's latest comment, but not enough to click the like button*
6 years ago
*gives possum a reacharound*
6 years ago
no swallow, no like
6 years ago
see your ass? nah i quit fuckin canadians awhile ago. started growing maple leaves off my balls. too bad it wasnt some bomb ass weed instead... ::sighs::
6 years ago
is he ok?
6 years ago
He's fine he got sent home early for not following safety procedures but other then that he'll be fine just fine..
6 years ago
Must have missed the toolbox meeting.
6 years ago
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