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Sorry Rex

HA!!

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by dieyoung

submitted September 8th 2011

41 comments
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hahaha
6 years ago
not even slightly accurate.... Noah sailed the ark way after the dino's died out
6 years ago
Noah is fictitious character in a really old science fiction book. Your argument is invalid.
6 years ago
well the Ark existed , this picture is proof of that
6 years ago
pretty sure that fries is right here...

also i believe that this is irrefutable proof how dinosaurs died out...

one thing that you can do that is really interesting with science is just imagine that everything science says is all wrong for a second... see how interesting that is? kinda proves there is a god and science really doesnt work if it can be disproved so easily just by thinking in an interesting way like that huh?
6 years ago
yeah...huh...
6 years ago
pretty interesting huh?
6 years ago
huh.
6 years ago
Why is jesus holding a velociraptor?
6 years ago
because hes consoling it because there isn't enough room on the ark... what part of this doesn't make sense to you!!???!

btw its name is rex...

DUH!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
How come there's no cave paintings of people hunting dinosaurs?
6 years ago
cause the dinos ate all the cave people who were trying to hunt them.
6 years ago
Same reason there aren't any paintings of them being used as household appliances.
6 years ago
im not sure im following your train of thought here dw...
those cave paintings can be proven they are fake pretty easily...
try this:
just imagine for a second that those cave paintings aren't real and just put there as a prank...

see how just thinking about something in a different way can change our perception of it? pretty interesting huh
6 years ago
you missed your calling to be a tv evangelist
6 years ago
*puts on john lennon's "imagine" and dreams away all cares*
6 years ago
what do you think mucho is basically :P

its one of my plans to further promote my church

the church of satanology
6 years ago
(you get a free bumper sticker)
lets see any other fucking religion do that..
6 years ago
the bumper sticker reads: "warning: in case of our dark lord returning to take over the world this car will be unmanned"
6 years ago
this actually reminds me of a great squidbilles episode where the devil reminds me a lot of yak, i should sub it...
6 years ago
ive watched about a total of 10 seconds of squidbillies yet somehow i can recognize pretty much all of the characters..... i really dont get how that works..

oddly enough i can also identify movies based on their opening credits (before the title comes up) almost always, even if i havent seen the movie... true story
6 years ago
I know the plot of every new Hollywood film simply by seeing their trailers, even if I haven't seen the movie.
6 years ago
thats cause all new hollywood movies are remakes or cookie cutter plot lines
6 years ago
That and the fact that the idiots fucking spoil the movies in their long trailers, pisses me off when I'm forced to have the plot ruined while in the theater.
6 years ago
yea.. you know its bad when the funniest parts of a movie are in the trailer ;/
6 years ago
that is how most new movies are, the best parts are in the trailer. no need to watch the rest of it
6 years ago
New bloody movies, all you need to do is watch the trailers as they have all the best bits.

We're all repeating that right?
6 years ago
+1 for Team Jesus..yay..He is holding my favorite lizard.
6 years ago
Theres so many obvious things wrong with the Noahs ark story that it would take a book to describe how this bullshit story isn't true. My question is this. If all the animals were released at the same place how did kangaroos get to Australia? Since everything was dewad what did they eat after they disembarked? Only a fundy believes this horseshit tale.
5 years ago
if you knew anything about anything , you would know that earh was just one large continent that split after noahs trip , kangaroos were on the wrong part after the split
5 years ago
ya, pangea didvided into seperate continents because noah couldn't park for shit and rammed it to bits
5 years ago
You're talking about Pangea. That continent spit up millions of years before the alledged flood event.
5 years ago
Many other things are wrong with the Noahs ark story. Where did the watger go aftger the flood and where did it come from to begin with. If all the ice on earth melted the entire earth would still not be covered with water. Perhaps the invisible man who lives in the sky sucked it out with a great big straw.
5 years ago
according to Waterworld it would get completely covered and everyone will live on old oil supertankers
5 years ago
a) massive reply fail

b) "millions of years" ? everyone knows earth is only 5000 years old

c) god put the water underground, it resurfaces in a secret well under the vatican, that's where "holy water" comes from
5 years ago
The earth is over 2.5 billion years old. The universe as we know it is 5 billion years old.
5 years ago
My wife is a young earther and one day I;m going to get her ass out of the fundy shithole she attends.
5 years ago
wow, even with the scientific mumbojumbo you get it wrong. those numbers are not even close to the current estimates, which are all fabricated of course
5 years ago
btw, they just found a god particle, so everything you claim to know is invalid...
5 years ago
And remember Squid knows the accuracy of all dates he mentions cuz he was there for all of them.
"Where'd all the water come from and where'd it go?" Gotta read ALL the story, man, because if you do you find out the main character is FUCKING OMNIPOTENT AND CAN DO LITERALLY ANYTHING HE WANTS.
5 years ago
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