points: -6

So true the first time

dont try to lie

win

by hobohunter44

submitted September 8th 2011

13 comments
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So true the first time
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am i reading it in the wrong order or something..... or is there some sort of trick to it that makes it funny?
7 years ago
i guess the pot
7 years ago
^misspelled "being 12 years old"
7 years ago
No order, just a condomless bj and the wide range of feeling one experiences when done properly.
7 years ago
i laughed :(
7 years ago
wait, wait, wait. People wear condoms for blowjobs?
7 years ago
Guys visiting hookers in Vegas have to wear them for blowjobs, but I would guess the vast, VAST majority of couples don't.

I, for one, have never worn a condom while getting a blowjob.
7 years ago
except that time you visited a hooker in vegas
7 years ago
The only time I ever wore a condom in my life was when I used a French Tickler. And I only have one child and one abortion. FACT, oh, and I only used a French Tickler three times in my life!
7 years ago
I logged in just to downvote your stupid reddit comic
7 years ago
the fact that he imagined being luke was better than han means hes gay and doesnt know it yet
7 years ago
also the unicorn rainbow thing too
7 years ago
The honest to gods truth. My first time ever, I had the stamina of a bull. I mean, I lasted probably an hour. BUT, the first time I ever did it with the girl I first married, I spit it all over her thighs before I even got in. Imagine that.
HBTM
7 years ago
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