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Beer Can necklace.

I can think of 4 or 5 of you degenerates that have been in this position.

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by JamesTKirk

submitted September 7th 2011

39 comments
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Beer Can necklace.
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Not me.
6 years ago
if you haven't been like that at least a few times in your life you haven't actually been drunk
6 years ago
I wasn't thinking of you when I said that.



You are past 'degenerate' stage.
6 years ago
He must have woken u with a hiroshima like headache, and the inability to think about his stomach for fear of it emptying itself.
6 years ago
I once got cross faded and woke up pinned underneath a barbell with 180 pounds on it. I had just enough room underneath that I could FEEL the weight on me but it wasn't crushing me.
6 years ago
Back in college I once drank a fifth of Smirnoff out of the bottle. I woke up the next morning laying on the springs of my bed with the mattress on top of me...
6 years ago
*re-lives college Sloe-gin episode now...
damn your eyes mr C!
6 years ago
I ended up face down in the gravel parking lot of a sorority house. I had gravel indentations on my face for days,
6 years ago
^frat-boy
6 years ago
One does not need to be a frat boy to bang sorority chicks.
6 years ago
point taken
6 years ago
I remember the time I drank a fifth of vodka... Oh, wait, that was Friday.
6 years ago
Yes, but I had enough not to be so close to the road.
6 years ago
i put a fifth of vodka into my pint of guinness you fking lightweight...
6 years ago
His shoes are still on...FAIL
5 years ago
Fuck off, cum dumpster
5 years ago
Reverse reply fail.
5 years ago
I like to think I'm a bit more responsible than this however, it's not far from where I might end up
6 years ago
how is this not responsible?

i mean.. its no ryan dunn driving his friend home while drunk and killing them both.... which we can forget about because he 'made millions of people laugh'
6 years ago
to soon?

Fuck it, it's mucho.
6 years ago
well I mean, I'd like to think that I can at least get driven home and pass out on the floor. At the very least
6 years ago
Fuck Ryan Dunn
6 years ago
i honestly do not know who Ryan Dunn is or was, besides what ive seen on MS

"they say ignorance is bliss...
well, i dont really know what that means...
...but ...I'm happy!"
6 years ago
My problem is a mix of ignorance and apathy. I don't know, and I don't care.
6 years ago
You shouldn't be hatin like that.
6 years ago
at least he wore a helmet.
6 years ago
Ive never ended up passed out on a country road with a helmet on... I do have a few other experiences where a helmet would have helped, however.
6 years ago
there is very few things in life that a helmet doesnt help
6 years ago
swimming.
6 years ago
well... you might not be saying that after you crack your head open on some rocks
6 years ago
lap swimming.
6 years ago
lap dancing?
6 years ago
Reminds me of pledging for Sig Ep. Most weekends ended like this.
6 years ago
Theta Tau started weekends like this
6 years ago
You fucks had it easy, Zeta Pi made us do math and smuggle drugs.
6 years ago
* so you're the one...fucking snitch
6 years ago
you punkass kite-flying CO-sucker!.

(sorry, just getting a flashback from my FCI days...dont mind me)
6 years ago
Something makes me think that he rolled down that hill.
6 years ago
I partied in the 70's and 80's. Oh and in the 90's too. He didn't get fucked up enough if he lives. HaHaHa
5 years ago
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