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Why Buy The Milk?


(When you can fuck the cow for free)


by Thumper4x4

submitted September 7th 2011

what do you think? let everyone know!
Why Buy The Milk?
comments (9)
How about because I don't fuck cows?

By hey, if you want to get your milk straight from the bull, I wont stop you.
7 years ago
Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
7 years ago
When. In. Rome.
7 years ago
Thumper, if that's your thoughts on the matter, here's mine: When in Rome, get the fuck out of Rome.
7 years ago
because breast milk tastes nasty
7 years ago
what what what?
7 years ago
7 years ago
I could sure go for a cup of coffee now.
7 years ago
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