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Why Buy The Milk?

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(When you can fuck the cow for free)

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by Thumper4x4

submitted September 7th 2011

9 comments
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Why Buy The Milk?
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How about because I don't fuck cows?

By hey, if you want to get your milk straight from the bull, I wont stop you.
6 years ago
Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
6 years ago
When. In. Rome.
6 years ago
Thumper, if that's your thoughts on the matter, here's mine: When in Rome, get the fuck out of Rome.
6 years ago
because breast milk tastes nasty
6 years ago
what what what?
6 years ago
what?
6 years ago
I could sure go for a cup of coffee now.
6 years ago
zzzzzzzzzzz.....
4 years ago
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