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In Soviet Russia the Tits Grab You!

A near 20min of tit grabbing action.

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by whirlingdurbish

submitted September 6th 2011

78 comments
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So I guess it doesn't matter if you look like a little faggy bitch, as long as you have a camera, you can play with all the titties you want.
6 years ago
How do you think porn works?
6 years ago
im sure theres lots of science that i just wouldnt understand... but can you let us know how porn works?
6 years ago
Step 1: Get Camera
Step 2: Turn on
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit.
6 years ago
when i was younger me and my friend had some girls believing that i was kevin smith ;/
people are so stupid sometimes
6 years ago
...Silent Bob? You?

....
6 years ago
thats the funny part.... i didnt look anything like him
6 years ago
I call bull shit, Tits or GTFO
6 years ago
my tits are already on here
6 years ago
sluts will do anything for a camera
6 years ago
@yak: link or GTFO
6 years ago
So you tricked girls into thinking you made one good movie, and a bunch of shitty ones? Clever.
6 years ago
uh.. kevin smith has never made a good movie fyvm
6 years ago
Clerks was good considering it was a self funded project, or claimed to be.
6 years ago
I'm surprised yak didn't use this opportunity to post a link to naked possum again.
6 years ago
like id ever do that!
6 years ago
happy 9/11 eve btw
6 years ago
I can't wait to open my presents tomorrow!
Have you guys lid your candles yet?
6 years ago
This is what I've always wanted to do, except I would grab them on the cunt.
6 years ago
'grab them ON the cunt' ??
6 years ago
On and by.. grammer polize man
6 years ago
Btw im moving to Russia, their women are hot as hell
6 years ago
you should come here, some of our women are not fat and dont wear spandex leggings... just some..
6 years ago
Lol i just got back from Scotland, Paris, and London in June.

Gotta say, Paris women win.
6 years ago
scottish women are all crack heads, but french women are not so hot once you see the hairy legs and armpits..
6 years ago
Europe is like that. Their hot in their 20's then this shit happens

http://pawsitivelife.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/old-woman-748479.jpg?w=340&h=346

(ignore the text)
6 years ago
i cant use sound right now to watch this so i cant tell if it truely is awesomeness...... so im going to take your word for it..... HIGHLY skeptical tho..
6 years ago
You're not missing much. Lots of Russian gibberish.
6 years ago
I think I would fuck every single one of those girls...
6 years ago
seemed as if a great majority of them were jailbait material
6 years ago
And your point is????
6 years ago
+1 team Jailbait
6 years ago
my point is I approve
6 years ago
You'd even fuck the camera Bono. You should've said:"I think I would fuck every single thing in this vid, even the vid itself."
6 years ago
What's the weirdest thing you ever put your pecker in? My list:

Dog's Mouth
Dry, I repeat DRY Pillow Case
Butthole of a life-sized teddy bear
A girl
6 years ago
Bullshit, you've never put your pecker in a girl.
6 years ago
That's the weird thing about it; it happened!
6 years ago
My Wife
end thread
6 years ago
So be it.
6 years ago
I would fuck probably 90% of them.
6 years ago
Those were actual women. Not trannies and not dudes. I doubt you'd know what to do with them.
6 years ago
Russia...FUCK YEA!!!!
6 years ago
gunna something something something something yea!!!!
6 years ago
forgive him for he is a tow-truck driver
6 years ago
Hey hey hey while ur asleep or fapping to amputee butt secks, im out pulling dead bodies from crashed vehicles. If only I could post the shit see maannnn
6 years ago
dont own a camera?
6 years ago
^ "this is gonna be great!"

(if he actually does have a camera, and is actually a tow-truck driver, and actually has a pair)
6 years ago
Not about having a cam... chp (ca highway patrol) wont allow pics... but ill see what I can do
6 years ago
losing your job or getting jail time is of no importance, only the pics are important
6 years ago
wait, isn't this the fuck that said his boss was a lurker? something is fishy here...
6 years ago
The only thing fishy here are those beef curtains between ur legs
6 years ago
nope, im pretty sure its your stories that stink
6 years ago
Dead bodies really can't have a solid expectation of privacy laying around on a public street. Snap those photos chief.
6 years ago
Nope ur stories stink thnxbye.
6 years ago
It's not a matter of privacy, it's a matter of getting fired. Or losing his contract, or whatever.
6 years ago
you are such a goddamn coward smerf
6 years ago
^quit being such a grown-up, dammit!
6 years ago
Hey, I'm not saying he shouldn't do it. I'm just giving some reasons why he might be hesitant.

Use a hidden camera.
6 years ago
all im saying is there better be a mucho sign on the pictures or i am going to rain down fucking doom
6 years ago
Didn't know sarcasm was so readily lost on Mucho these days and I'm the noob. KKTHX.
6 years ago
Hearing "kthx" pisses me off.. Reminds me of that fat redhead.
6 years ago
BAI
6 years ago
Jones is a Transformer!
6 years ago
It's all about the extra K pal.
6 years ago
wait... they make the greatest youtube videos ever, and you can touch all the titties you want. America does suck.
6 years ago
834 is hot
6 years ago
i skipped about 700
6 years ago
834 is jailbait

823 needs to acquaint herself with my bed
6 years ago
Everyone here loves European openness. That is until you see some grandpa walking at some park naked.
6 years ago
Everyone here loves American materialism. That is until you see some fat ogre walking around in Wallmart
6 years ago
both are valid points
6 years ago
Russia is more than half Asian. I'm just saying. Maybe that's why you can basically fuck everything overthere, and I mean everything if you are willing to pay for it.
6 years ago
ancor - you in (former) east germ, or (former) west?
6 years ago
Solution, Jones: don't fucking go to Walmart.
6 years ago
Born and raised in western Germany, Possum.
6 years ago
Frankfurt is da bomb. Cold as fack tho
6 years ago
this video would be a lot more intresting, if he posted or he said on how many girls he fucked after,i know some of them were for sure dtf. but in any case it gets boring pretty quick. and a lot of those girls were fucking hideous looking.
6 years ago
these comments are to long.
6 years ago
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