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WWJD?

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by Vomitcircus

submitted September 5th 2011

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WWJD?
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would be like sucking on a french loaf filled with merlot
6 years ago
Well now, that doesn't sound half bad.



No homo...
6 years ago
Was that part of the 11Th commandment?
6 years ago
actually what was i thinking... his blood is wine.. not his semen ;/
my bad..
6 years ago
^ first time ive ever said 'my bad'
^ second
6 years ago
yer bad!
6 years ago
Well... If an erection is the penis filling with blood... You're still kinda right.
6 years ago
i guess the wine would kind of seep through the bread huh
6 years ago
Let's not get into semantics, guys. It's biblical. Don't spare the rod! LOLZ
6 years ago
So, I guess in theory, alcoholics aren't allowed into heaven becuase they'd be trying to slice Jesus up for a fix
6 years ago
*Master Yak and Master Smerf? Table for two...3rd level of Hell? Follow me please. How are you this evening...do you need children's menus?
6 years ago
I think yak's theory might still work. There's usually blood in my semen, pretty common I've heard.
6 years ago
Only common if you have Std's. I would get that checked if I were you.
6 years ago
Jesus seems concerned with the boy.
6 years ago
yeah...concerned with his back side!
6 years ago
Well, I don't think Jesus would do either being he's not doing the sucking. I think he would grab the little snot guzzler by the back of the head and jam his cock down the future priests throat until he puked all over his balls cause that's how jesus rolls these days mother fuckers!
6 years ago
you forgot the donkey punch!
6 years ago
The donkey punch would only be involved if Jesus wanted his dick bit off. You stupid cunt wipe.
6 years ago
i think jesus actually has a penis that grows back
6 years ago
And now my goal in life is to become Jesus and donkey punch little boys while ramming my cock down their throat... Thanks yak
6 years ago
jeebus be a skink?
6 years ago
I think he might be a flatworm. His severed penis would grow a new body and then there would be two Jebuses.
6 years ago
@Einrednatreb
just cuz your scrawny cock could be bitten off by a little kid, don't project your short-coming on to Jebus Donkey Punchin Christ. He likes it rough!
6 years ago
Did you really just use the "@", if you haven't noticed there isn't a whole bunch of that going on here. As far as Jebus is concerned, I'm going to guess that you were brutally molested by an uncle that vaguely resembles Jesus and that is what you are basing your knowledge of the "bastard child of the lord"s sexual prefrences off of.
6 years ago
now THIS is mucho-worthy
6 years ago
Jesus would swallow. Remember children, every sperm is sacred.
6 years ago
post smore artwork, dude - MS loves drawings
6 years ago
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