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Joys of fatherhood

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by jsloan10

submitted September 5th 2011

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Joys of fatherhood
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its funny cuz it is possibly true
6 years ago
*definitely true
6 years ago
this picture isnt completely true, the man isnt crying.
6 years ago
after so long the tears no longer come, but the pain is still there
6 years ago
the pain gives way to bitterness at some point i imagine
6 years ago
and resentment
regret...
6 years ago
Very true indeed !
6 years ago
you know what's most funny ? you choose too . I would never choose to spend my time with this shit, let the goverment have the devils. If u don't give shit they take them. Isn't it perfect?
6 years ago
yea let the government have them!!!
6 years ago
ofc i mean from my point of perspective since i would never want to have kids, but u know the bitches. Someday they jump out from nowhere sayin' they pregnant. Usually after tellin' them i don't give a shit they go to the hospital making a abortion. Worked for 3 times in a raw. Fuck condoms , go bear style !
6 years ago
you even know why girls want kids? It's coz they bored, they want to have there own breed pet, this is often subconcious thoughts and they think they do it coz of love and create famiily and all that . In the end justa boring, lonely fucking creature . almost worse then ants. Coz ants all decend from one uber ant , the queen ant. That i find kind of amusing.
6 years ago
You're black, aren't you?
6 years ago
Only if by black, you meant stupid
6 years ago
Tomatoe/tomatoe
6 years ago
plantshit, your words of wisdom are something i will cherish. now too bad you didnt share this with me a few years ago....
6 years ago
I think maybe this summarizes Planty's outlook on motherhood:
http://beta.muchosucko.com/51401/Mother-cries-over-dead-baby

-Yak, I just jumped from here to my favorites, grabbed the link, clicked on jsloan's comment, found his profile...clicked this SUBMISSION, and...BACK! THIS FRAMEWORK IS SO FUCKING COOOOL!!!
6 years ago
its almost too easy!.... ive been spending the past day since getting back from toronto setting up my computer more... so its almost time for me to be back to work...
first thing i'm doing is setting up some mods and then the pro... i still have to do a LOT of fancying up with the user pages and profiles and shit...
6 years ago
that is... after i cook some steaks and watch some tv ;/
6 years ago
i also really REALLY gotta get the comment notification going.... to notify people when they have comments that have been replied on so they can skip right there... that way noone will lose comments from old threads (like you know... an old thread is now a thread that is like 15 minutes old ;//)
6 years ago
I remember in the old model, if you didn't get your comments in by 1am, you could pretty much forget about it-you were just archiving them. Everyone had moved on
6 years ago
heya sloan!
6 years ago
sloan lives! whoooo!
6 years ago
i fucking told you he wasnt dead
6 years ago
This is why we need forced abortions.
6 years ago
well fuck me and hello, sloan :P
6 years ago
i had you on my "probably dead MSers" list, right after Aqua and Espada
6 years ago
but before Skulk, if that helps
6 years ago
I hope aqua isn't dead
6 years ago
me too...where will i get fresh gator?
6 years ago
mmmmmm...gator
6 years ago
hahaha
6 years ago
gator is delicious.... with some nice romulade? mmmmmmm
6 years ago
otay what is romulade?
6 years ago
its like a dip
its super good
6 years ago
To make romulade you'll need the following:

1. The juice from one freshly squeezed Romulan

2. One gallon cold water

3. Four cups ice

4. Sugar to taste

Stir ingredients and enjoy!
6 years ago
Or just type in the right code on your replicator.
6 years ago
I just had gator on a stick at the MN state fair yesterday. Delicious.
6 years ago
I haven't slept in 13 years.
6 years ago
sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
6 years ago
to the noobs...this is the 1st post from jsloan in 2 years, yet his rep is still higher than just aboot anyone besides the "gods"

..just in case your were wondering :/
6 years ago
hmm not higher than just about anyone.. but its pretty high compared to a lot of people
6 years ago
Who rivals sloan? Maybe Claude?
6 years ago
well, you get the gist of my drift though
6 years ago
I'm less than 1000 behind.
6 years ago
I couldn't give less fucks.
6 years ago
where's whunu and ryogavee? Not enough hate in the new site.
6 years ago
whunu keeps sporadically coming on to the site and making retarded comments i think ryoga fears the new site
6 years ago
agreed...we also need to get back: Iranian, CHM, MikeBeez, Elchris, et al, so you can lurks mores and laff
6 years ago
pretty happy without them actually
6 years ago
was joke?

*scampers*
6 years ago
* yak kicks you in the face *
6 years ago
I love the oatmeal
6 years ago
the what?
6 years ago
oatmeal
6 years ago
http://theoatmeal.com/
6 years ago
you mistook me for someone who actually cared :(
6 years ago
who what?
6 years ago
not true
6 years ago
it's missing the beer?
6 years ago
Hejsa Sloan, welcome back
6 years ago
ya, here's a cool place to bolt on...behind Jones. WussupmyniggaSloan? ...where you been?
6 years ago
Fuck them kids. I kick them out as soon as they turn 18
6 years ago
three more years and I'll be kid free
6 years ago
i get mine soon, ive had 8 years kid free
6 years ago
<--- 35 years kid free
6 years ago
well... except having to live with myself is kind of like living with a kid :(
6 years ago
that doesnt have to end with fatherhood
6 years ago
18?...try 10
6 years ago
every time the wife brought up the subject, I ran to the pet shop...3 dogs and cat later she hasn't mentioned it since...whew!
6 years ago
Im using that tactic with my gf hoping it will ward off the baby blues for a while
6 years ago
you're all gay , fatherhood is awesome
6 years ago
i already have kids, fries. i dont need anymore
6 years ago
fair enough
6 years ago
I have grandkids now. I'll spoil them and teach them all the bad habbits of their parent, and send them back home.
6 years ago
i cant wait for my chance at payback tool
6 years ago
I'm going to be a father in Jan/Feb. Our first one....god help us.
6 years ago
i hope its a mutant
6 years ago
shoot her in the stomach now, with a shotgun. its the only right thing to do
6 years ago
or if you're going for the mutant thing as yak suggested...then have her smoke a lot of pot and maybe get her to do some acid.
6 years ago
I tried kicking her in the stomach but it just made her shit and get hungry AGAIN.
6 years ago
...Jailbait?
6 years ago
pregnancy is nothing that cant be cured easily.... 2 doses of being thrown down a flight of stairs and call me in the morning.
6 years ago
nothing like a shaky tweaker baby, huh sporty?
6 years ago
We live about 20-25KM away from a nuclear power plant(as most in Toronto do). May happen...
6 years ago
Oh wait, we're Asian, mutant for sure.
6 years ago
you guys are gooks?!?!?!
6 years ago
i thought asians werent allowed in canada?
6 years ago
Nope, not Vietnamese.
6 years ago
We run Canada. Asians everyfuckingwhere.
6 years ago
maybe jew asians ;/
6 years ago
Monique calls them "Jasians"...
6 years ago
Cheap-ass tight wads works too.
6 years ago
i just spent the last week working in the bloor west village :(
6 years ago
for bono
6 years ago
recover password
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