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Don't play with Machetes kids

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by pooch

submitted September 5th 2011

47 comments
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Don't play with Machetes kids
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Why so down?
6 years ago
You think he'd be holding his head up so his face wouldn't fall off.
6 years ago
now THATS a poker face
6 years ago
hahahahahaha
6 years ago
A few more inches and the whole thing would have come off.
6 years ago
looks like the jaw stopped it... probably hit it and the jaw smacked downwards.. you can see the displaced or broken teeth
6 years ago
If he's "lucky"(pun) the machete was sharp enough where the parts will reattach easily.
6 years ago
Anyway you slice it...
6 years ago
how is that a pun?
6 years ago
Seriously, how...?
6 years ago
This guy's machete scar will end up beating my machete scar.
6 years ago
you got sliced in the face with a machete too?
6 years ago
Nah, left shin, down to the bone. The face is why his beats mine.
6 years ago
You should post a picture of it.
6 years ago
smerf is referring to that misunderstanding he had with a letter opener...he tends towards hyperbole whilst imbibing
6 years ago
Let me guess, you were a kid playing sword fight with machetes. Tell the story.
6 years ago
"Let's go play machete fight. Ain't no terrible tragedy's gonna happen today!"
Smerf went on to be double great for the both of them
6 years ago
Wasn't drinking last night, possum. What we were doing was sticking the machetes into fallen apples and seeing how far we could fling them off the machete. I clipped my shin on the follow through
6 years ago
Hey, I never said it was a GOOD machete story.
6 years ago
yea i bet it was just as bad as this guys wound... only difference that makes his worse is because his is the face.............
6 years ago
I bet my beer pong scar beats your machete scar. If you got stitches, you're a pussy.
6 years ago
I keep lookin' at it like a Mad magazine fold up.
6 years ago
I bet he lived cause why not
6 years ago
probably gargling on blood
6 years ago
^(pun)
6 years ago
clean cut
6 years ago
I SAID SHUT UP>>
6 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning to nose job.
6 years ago
He ate so fast and his mouth was so small that he had to come up with an alternative plan.
This was the best he could come up with.
6 years ago
At least he can pursue that career in Pez dispensing now.
6 years ago
all he needs now is like mickey mouse ears or something
6 years ago
He reminds me of Beaker now
6 years ago
i like my machete.
6 years ago
^kepi oma ema!...minge porgu...

(just kidding)
6 years ago
Skåål!
6 years ago
^Knep dig selv
6 years ago
Det er svært at onanere med poter :(
6 years ago
I don't understand Canadian :(
6 years ago
mne toshe ne panemaajet vanja:(
6 years ago
toss your permanent vagina?
6 years ago
cut it off and You got a permanent mouthgina-key case
6 years ago
did he died>?
6 years ago
No, he just wen to live in Canada where he would fit in.
6 years ago
well that's something new
6 years ago
At least he can see what he's doing when he picks his nose.
6 years ago
Well, at least he won't have to hold reading material with his hands any more.
6 years ago
why the sad face? ... In your face !
6 years ago
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