by catastropheman

submitted September 2nd 2011

23 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
legolas
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this reminds me of a joke....
what does toast wear to bed?




JAMMIES!!!
6 years ago
wo atoms are walking down the street.

Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure??"

"Yes, I'm positive!"
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
No god damn it, the joke is supposed to be where two atoms are at war. One is shot and starts losing electrons. As an atom approaches his dying buddy, the downed atom says "I've been shot!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

Way to make a joke lose all plausibility. Why would an atom lose an electron unless it were at war? Fuck Durbish, I was just starting to think you were smart.
6 years ago
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, the priest says "We don't allow Higgs-Bosons in here.". The Higgs-Boson says "But without me how can you have mass?
6 years ago
i kinda prefer durbishes version ;/
6 years ago
I JUST TOTALLY REDEEMED MYSELF!
6 years ago
But, what gives the Higgs-Boson mass? Theoretical science is just that-theoretical.
6 years ago
a neutron walked into a bar and asked, "how much for a drink?" the bartender replied, "for you, no charge"
6 years ago
Anyway, there's a group out there who are wrapping up studies to find or dismiss the Higgs-Boson. If dismissed, theoritically, we may exist in a matrix type universe. Alright back to much-retardum now.
6 years ago
so you are saying that the joke would stop working or not......
6 years ago
*mucho-retardum
6 years ago
http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/333958/title/A_lighter_Higgs,_but_chase_continues
6 years ago
I don't know yak. Gotta wait for the results.
6 years ago
Homo say what
6 years ago
is this it ?....
6 years ago
unfortunately
6 years ago
well thats lowered my friday night
6 years ago
is that even possible?
6 years ago
well it was going ok
6 years ago
lol... what.... drinking from a jar of mayo and staring at a picture of the queen wasnt as low as possible???
6 years ago
Now THAT would be a friday night
6 years ago
You want to buy some pictures of the queen naked with Bill Clinton?
6 years ago
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