by jrob2020

submitted September 1st 2011

108 comments
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Fuck, the only things I like mayo in are tuna fish and deviled eggs. How the fuck people eat it in generally boggles my mind.
6 years ago
I knew a Pollock that used mayo on the vinyl roof of his Impalla. The fucking thing used to run in the heat and attract all kinds of flying insects, but boy was it shiny.
6 years ago
why do people call it tuna fish? is there a cut of beef called tuna?
6 years ago
Dont want to confuse it with pussy I suppose
6 years ago
So there's tuna fish and tuna pussy. Makes sense to me.
6 years ago
this is how i imagine most americans
6 years ago
youre wrong. dont insult me.

Many of us are normal football (european) loving thin people who eat well and know that mayo isnt dessert.
6 years ago
works just as well with big jar of peanut butter (crunchy or smooth) or one of those jars or mallow and jello
6 years ago
*of
6 years ago
never
6 years ago
wrong again gaysuck...NONE of us are futbol (faggotpean) lovers..well except people like you..no surprise there
6 years ago
says a dead man who got high on oxyclean
6 years ago
you done?
6 years ago
I'm with Billy. We fucking hate SOCCER.
6 years ago
thats 2 of you now
6 years ago
Those faggotpeans you're talking about will kick your proud american ass and there comes a time when you brokeass motherfuckers beg us for money. Now he's done.
6 years ago
not the ass kicking part or the brokeass mother fuckers part. come to think of it i have no clue why i liked that comment. Theres nothing in it for me.
6 years ago
Oh come on. There's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. :D
6 years ago
its the footy bit that im in a fuss.
6 years ago
that im in a fuss *over

damn im tired.
6 years ago
Call it Soccer again, shitface. I dare you to call it soccer in a stadiom full of 60.000 drunk european fanatics.
6 years ago
Well...as I see I'm one of them.
6 years ago
what club do you support?
6 years ago
SOCCER.
6 years ago
You wouldn't know the Club, Kay. And I'm for sure not supporting them. I just like beating people up to the sound of fan-choirs.
6 years ago
1.FC Eisern Union...small club from East Berlin playing in the second League of german football. Yes, Liver, you saw that right, it's called FOOTBALL.
6 years ago
Ah, no I'm not familiar with 2 div German football. I'm sure you'd hate me for saying I enjoy watching Dortmund, very interesting (young) team.

But no I'm an Arsenal, fan, kinda rough times for us :(
6 years ago
You do know the term soccer came from England right?
6 years ago
"We fuckin hate SOCCER"<---and who are "you", hum? I imagine most of "you" like the fat fuck above in the picture. And I'm right most of the times.
6 years ago
I like football and soccer. And as for mallow fries, it's called fluff, and by jello you mean jelly. Mayonnaise, peanutbutter, fluff and jelly are all DELICIOUS when eaten with a spoon and/or fingers.
6 years ago
*penises
6 years ago
too easy mate
6 years ago
There ain't no soccer, goddamnit! *beats his desk
6 years ago
never tried it kaychuk. Do you like it?
6 years ago
no im not a fan of it zeke. Ancoron these Murkhans will never learn. Give up now while youre young haha
6 years ago
Anc, who am I? I represent most Americans. Sorry we don't fucking fancy a fucking sport where it's mainly just kicking back and forth for fucking ever with a score of 3-2 at the end.
6 years ago
Is there such a thing as sneakers or pants or tv or jelly?
6 years ago
"You do know the term soccer came from England right?"<---it's english, so what fuckin' country do you expect it to come from? Originally, Football as the game is called, came from England, too. Surprise Motherfucker.
6 years ago
Steel's right, here we call that baseball, but it's a lot gayer than soccer.
6 years ago
So what does soccer mean in "English"?
6 years ago
Yeah, the fuckers who invented it also coined the term "soccer". Surprise motherfucker?
6 years ago
If you represent America...and you are bave enough to talk about the whole continent...then you are just another fuckin' moron.
6 years ago
I feel that we may not agree whatsoever in that Football-Issue.
6 years ago
I'm not talking about anything more than diction.
6 years ago
Hey bud, Americans just don't fucking fancy soccer. There are some here and there, but yeah. Get over it. Kaychuk likes it. Be happy.
6 years ago
Even xzekiel is using the s-word. Fuck you too!
6 years ago
I thought you were German anyway Ancoron
6 years ago
If you grew up saying "cigarettes" and someone from another country told you the proper term is "fags" would you start saying "I'm craving a fag?"
6 years ago
Like I said, I like soccer.
6 years ago
Merp ill toss some stats to spice things up. About 3M Murkhans avg watched WC 2010 games and 24M watched the finals.

Ouchie steel dont cry over this one

http://www.championsleaguetalk.com/its-official-the-champions-league-final-is-bigger-than-the-super-bowl/659
6 years ago
zeke i say soccer too, saying football in the USA just confuses people. No use unless youre talking to travelling people.
6 years ago
Yes, I am german. And I can follow your point. I personally call it Fußball because that's how I was told.
6 years ago
That's because the NFL is exclusive to America. Compare it with Rugby, compare baseball with cricket. They're different sports. Soccer is just a different word for the same sport.
6 years ago
Kaychuk, notice how it jumped like a motherfucker from 3M to 24M because the US was in the finals. Hey, I'd watch it too. I'm pretty fucking sure no one cared before that. It's like watching your high school football team in the finals, most people don't give a shit but if they're in the finals then FUCK YEAH!!
6 years ago
Fuckin interposts
6 years ago
Goddamn stupid sports areguments.
6 years ago
we need chat here...

And no steel the womens world cup was in 2011

if you ever payed attention to what year it was, you would know that the mens world cup was in 2010.
6 years ago
The thing is, I DON'T pay attention but what I say still stands. When did I say anything about a year anyway?
6 years ago
you said the US was in the finals i was citing the mens world cup info. the womens team made it to the world cup finals, shoulda clarifed more.
6 years ago
What I was saying is that it didn't matter. If it was fucking throwing corn at a fucking house and the US was in the finals, then we'd watch it. Would most of us watch it prior to that? Most likely not, I'm sure a few here and there would but yeah. Give us something we don't give a shit about and put us in the finals. We might watch it.
6 years ago
Well, in England they'd call them cobs. Wrong again Steel.
6 years ago
Damn me. Do they though really? lol.
6 years ago
Idk......
6 years ago
i cant watch any sport where 3 to 4 is a high scoring game
6 years ago
difficult to remember the numbers that come after 4 huh
just practice with your fingers, that should get you up to at least 7 or so
6 years ago
im guessin your a soccer fan then?
6 years ago
who me?

im not really much of a sports fan.. i'll watch the world cup or hockey games involving canada like the world juniors or team canada and such.. but thats about it really...

to say you cant watch any sport where 3 to 4 is a high scoring game just kinda shows you to be stupid is all, know what i mean?
6 years ago
its just boring to me thats all,you dont watch canadian football?
6 years ago
jrob is right, low scoring sports are defense oriented whereas i prefer offense oriented sports
6 years ago
no i dont watch football

to say 'low scoring sports' are defense oriented while 'high scoring sports' is offense oriented is retarded...

under that definition the only sport that is 'offense oriented' would be basketball, literally thats it.

the only reason why football has higher than single digit scores is because of the point system, if they were to give 1 point or even 2 points for a touchdown the scores would be just as low....

baseball scores are typically about that low as well... so that leaves basketball as the only sport that is 'offense oriented'.... not quite the case if you look at it logically huh?
6 years ago
football is close to the middle and some games can be downright boring without anyone being able to score. but there are lots of sports that have a much different scoring system like net games where someone is going to get a point every time the ball or whatever is in play. its hard to separate offense and defense in those sports but i still find them exciting
6 years ago
any game can be boring.. just like any game can be exciting.. its not a matter of people being able to score or not tho
6 years ago
yeah, but i enjoy more when someone makes an exciting scoring play than an exciting defensive play, which is what i think jrob is getting at. sports like baseball can be enjoyable, but have less "exciting" games than sports like basketball or football. at least for me
6 years ago
Well, sometimes a 2-1 game is awesome... ill try to post that vid again
6 years ago
"I represent most Americans."

Fucking reality check

youre one of 300 million+
6 years ago
Reply fail and yeah most Americans don't give two fucks about soccer.
6 years ago
im still buzzed back off, speak for yourself.
6 years ago
In the US I heard, Football is a sport for girls. Still we Germans beat the shit out of 'em. Seems like the US-Folks just made up some silly sports where they can be good in their nation wothout the rest of the world giving a single fuck. If we'd give a fuck and mess with you, youl'd still be good at it but beaten in the end.
6 years ago
Germans wouldn't stand a chance in the NFL.
6 years ago
Thats Science Fiction. We definately would. Because there is nothing we're not good at.
6 years ago
I'm Americans concentrated solely on football and basketball/Murkhan football we'd be much better.

The brazilians play 2-3 sports, but to them and many other nations its the only sport that its good to be good at. Thats why nations like Brazil, Spain (now), Italy, and Germany pump out world class players generation after generation. The USA has the facilities to be a top class team, its just disappointing that all the dual citizenship players dont choose to play for us.
6 years ago
Steel do a google search for GFL and learn something today
6 years ago
Yup, German football leage (American football). What is there to learn? They would still get their asses handed to them.
6 years ago
Why should they choose to play for the US if it's a country like liver so eloquently putted out, who doesn't give a shit? Let them play Baseball and their kind of football. Seriously, who cares? It's deep in a US-citizen's mind to absolutely ignore the rest of the world. Their horizon of knowledge is a circle with radius 0, and that's what they call a point of view.
6 years ago
i chuckled. but im American
6 years ago
Yes and why get so fucking heated over the term SOCCER.
6 years ago
Mind your own fucking business besides what another country calls your sport.
6 years ago
why are you arguing about the same shit on two different threads? That's something Hitler would do.
6 years ago
Somethings law.
6 years ago
Godwin!
6 years ago
I hope.
6 years ago
yeah its Godwin, *thread closeded*
6 years ago
Yeah, that's it.
6 years ago
2 people in this picture and 1 is eat mayo from the jar , thats 50% . ergo : 50% of americans eat mayo this way
6 years ago
Shut up already, this thread is closed.
6 years ago
Soccer isnt even a word
6 years ago
She'll end up on a Discovery Channel show soon..the same one I saw last week with a fat black bitch who eats fabric softner sheets..
6 years ago
thats on tlc isnt it? my strange addiction
thats nothing compared to some of the things people eat on that show... like ajax
or drywall
6 years ago
im not surprised she has such a girlish figure eating so much mayo.. its known for its ability to aid in weight loss
6 years ago
i literally gag at the thought of a spoonful of mayo in my mouth, this bitch must be able to put away a few loads of jizz at a time without batting an eye
6 years ago
i doubt sperm tastes like mayo...
it is kinda gross tho since that jar is probably warm :(
you dont like mayo tho? i quite like horseradish mayo
6 years ago
not that id eat a spoonful of it..
6 years ago
i quite using stuff like salt and mayo about 10 years ago and now i dont really like it when its on stuff. i dont hate it and will eat a hamburger if its there but i dont go out of my way to put it on something. but a little on a piece of bread is nothing like an entire spoonful of it. the texture alone would make me ralph
6 years ago
mayo is actually a pretty important part of a hamburger or sandwich... since you need a barrier to protect the bread from getting soaked with all the other juices and sauces... at least from a food physics standpoint :(
without it or some other barrier you'll have buns that disintegrate
6 years ago
mustard is alright, but not a lot. toasted bread will hold up longer against juices too, i always like toasted bread with a sandwich or burger
6 years ago
we made burgers the other day with 'coarse' dijon mustard.. quite good
6 years ago
some spicy mustard would be good on a burger, but if the patty is seasoned and flavored right and you got some good cheese or fresh veggies id be fine eating it dry on a toasted bun
6 years ago
Even after two and a half months, every time I eat something with a little too much mayonnaise on it I think of this and want to vomit.
6 years ago
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