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My girlfriend, I'll miss her

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This is how you submit something EvilDave, with some sort of sign.

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by SNIKT

submitted September 1st 2011

80 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
My girlfriend, I'll miss her
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+1 for sign ps or not good effort
6 years ago
Just dry erase marker. Had to sneak it in or she wouldn't let me take the pics. She didn't want them ending up on the internet.
6 years ago
lets who people learn from this masterful scribbling.
6 years ago
What the Hell drug do you have to take for any of what you just said to make sense?
6 years ago
she needs to shave her taint
6 years ago
She did the next day. I would have got more photos, but I was running late for my flight.
6 years ago
What's that pink thing sticking out from her vagina?!!
6 years ago
Real women have clits you can nibble on.
6 years ago
Real women? This is obviously a tranny hooker from bangkok
6 years ago
*Post op
6 years ago
I guess they can be pretty hard to spot when they're covered in peanut butter.
6 years ago
Not Thailand, the Philippines. Been working there for 7 1/2 months. On my way home now. 6 hour layover in Korea, then 12 1/2 hour flight to Chicago, then 2 hour bus ride. Haven't slept in a 1 1/2 days hoping to be able to sleep through most of the flight.
6 years ago
Pinay's can suck a mean dick, I had one I was dating, she was damn good.
6 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/80858/Whores-for-Ancoron

The one in the back is, I swear to yak, the best blowjob I've ever had. My g/f is ok, but has a smooth tongue and I was finally breaking her of her gag reflex when I had to come home.
6 years ago
I've heard a lot of guys say a lot of things about their girlfriends, but I've never heard anyone compliment a girl on her "smooth tongue". After today, I'm going to start seriously evaluating tongue smoothness in women. It's an attribute I've overlooked for years!
6 years ago
next up: Slippery Nose
6 years ago
A smooth tongue is not a compliment. It means less sensation when she is blowing me. The rougher the tongue the better.
6 years ago
Finally someone who understands MS worthiness...but dude...trolling in the tomato fields for another migrant girl?...pahhhleeez
6 years ago
They don't call them Little Brown Fuck Machines for no reason. Hoping to retire here someday and die with a smile on my face.
6 years ago
Hahahaha....well done, Sir.
6 years ago
That is def a hotel room and a hooker, not that there's anything wrong with that.
6 years ago
It's a hotel room, see my post above. Not a hooker though, I never brought them back to the room.
6 years ago
You can rent a room for 3 hours there, costs about $5. But the apartment that work had me in was too nice for them. I will miss that TV in the bathroom.
6 years ago
how much did she cost?
6 years ago
Bought her a couple of drinks and dinner the first night. Over the 3 1/2 months she was as expensive as any other girlfriend. But at least her meals fell within my reimbursement levels. She's a student, BTW. I do have tons of photos from the go-go bars on Fields Ave, though. Most of those girls can be barfined for about $30, of which the girl gets half. That's for all night, whatever you can talk her into. About 1/3 of the girls will participate in threesomes and foursomes.
6 years ago
I'm kinda curious as to what the Snikt does now.
6 years ago
Yak, have you installed that Penicillin plug-in? Cuz I feel like my monitor needs it now.
6 years ago
her vagina kinda looks like a stretched out nutsack no?
6 years ago
Hoorruugghhhlllphhhhh......*spill*
6 years ago
You should fuck her in the ass just to prevent your penis from getting oversized by her moster-clit.
6 years ago
*n
6 years ago
I'm a Customer Service specialist PH, overseas training foreigners to take my job. But at least I get paid until that is finished.
6 years ago
She got a bun in the oven? kinda looks it
6 years ago
I hope not, she has my real name. And she had her period 3 weeks before these photos were taken.
6 years ago
Whoops, sorry, not trying to be insultive. Why the hell don't you just scoop her up and take her with you? any place you take has got to be better than where she is now.
6 years ago
Very difficult for Filipinas to get US visas. Actually, I'm planning on having her come visit once she finishes school. And the Philippines isn't that bad, just a depressed economy and extremely corrupt government. Like I said elsewhere, I plan on retiring there.
6 years ago
By the way, please don't pick on EVILDAVE anymore, He passed away on monday the 29th after a 3and a half year struggle with inoperable cancer. He was only 43. He was one of my best freinds having known him since we were 15.The reason why he posted pix of his cunt of a wife was because she left him after he was diagnosed. So everybody take the pix, tag them Rose the cunt whore peice of shit and post them everywhere. Dave will be sadly missed by his freinds and family. Thank you all.
6 years ago
Well, if you love her than do what you can, and don't ever let go
6 years ago
Oh yeah, be careful, as you know, very large muslum population, and they don't like Americans
6 years ago
Interesting that he "passed away" on the 29th, since he was banned on the 27th.
6 years ago
......and your account created on the 28th
6 years ago
She's Roman Catholic, like 80% of the country. The Muslims only make up about 5%, and they are on the southernmost part of the country. The funny thing is, one of their biggest rebel groups is the Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Makes for some interesting newspaper headlines. Not saying I love her, but would sure like to use her for a while longer, she is a real hellcat in bed.
6 years ago
Does'nt really matter what you think. i only came on to this site cause he told me about it and really enjoyed all the posts that you guys put up. He did'nt much care that the people on here did'nt like him, all the great stuff that you people post made him happy and thats all that really mattered
6 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/80287/HEY-LOOK-IM-TAKING-A-PISS

Yeah.....that's something someone dying of cancer does....
6 years ago
Oh im sorry i guess i was misinformed about the muslum population. but whats funny is the rebel group is called MILF? what are they? marauding rapists looking for older women? sorry just seemed funny to me.
6 years ago
in true mucho spirit did he leave anything else then this crap to us?
6 years ago
Plantshit BACKWOODSBUTCHER = EVILDAVE68
6 years ago
huh?
6 years ago
it's the same person Plantshit.......I don't think you'll be getting much of a show though SNIKT
6 years ago
ok whatever! So what's on ?
6 years ago
zeke the detective
6 years ago
my detective work uncovered that you called it five days ago.
6 years ago
I didn't think so, but I was hoping.
6 years ago
And what would the odds be for me mocking 2 dead people in the same day?
6 years ago
I would buy a lotto ticket, that's for sure.
6 years ago
+1 for chubby pussy
6 years ago
I like how shes holding her f.u.p.a. in place in the last pic!
6 years ago
She's a fat, ugly. I would regret that one.
6 years ago
its a me, a mario. its a spaghetti time!
6 years ago
Clever.
6 years ago
Hah!
6 years ago
did she died?
6 years ago
Hi weeg
6 years ago
No drum, I came home.
6 years ago
did you get to fuck her in the ass? she looks game for it.
6 years ago
I think we'll get to know that very soon.
6 years ago
That was not in the cards. It was all I could do to squeeze my pinky in there. Tiny and tight.
6 years ago
She obviously can't shave
6 years ago
You ever tried shaving your own taint?
6 years ago
wax on right hand.
was off left.
6 years ago
Pretty sure this used to be a man.
6 years ago
She is definately a whore. I don't believe that "I bought her a drink"-shit. I've seen so many whores in my life that I just can tell if there is one in a 2 mile circle.
6 years ago
all the 'bought her a drink' thing does is prove that shes a cheap hooker :(
6 years ago
Plus, he tells us that you can fuck all night for 30 Dollars, so why could he have the spare time to actually get some girl talked into liking him? Especially for him, it would be an efford too hard to manage.
6 years ago
I can post some photos of whores if you like. But no nudes, they charge extra for that.
6 years ago
Well, thank you. I'll let you know if we are running low of whore pictures on this site.
6 years ago
please tell us you at least used a condom...
6 years ago
That would be very unMucho, now wouldn't it.
6 years ago
It's natural for your pee to burn sometimes, right?
6 years ago
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