points: 19

The thief slipped

'according to police reports'

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by drumrave

submitted August 30th 2011

27 comments
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The thief slipped
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Minor falls can easily cause those injuries.
6 years ago
Falls into fists and boot heels, that is.
6 years ago
sometimes those curbs are steep. You really need to watch your step when your stabbing marines and shit
6 years ago
damn straight =D
6 years ago
This is the hallmark of good police work.
6 years ago
damn right it is. why the fuck he decided to stab that Marine in the first place is way beyond me
6 years ago
Yeah, he deserved that. Thats awesome street justice.
6 years ago
he fell into a shit storm
6 years ago
if i wanted to read i wouldve went to the fucking library
6 years ago
shut the fuck up uneducated fucking white trash piece of shit
6 years ago
hey i got my g.e.d.
6 years ago
Jrob should change his name to Tyrone, then he'd be dealt with.
6 years ago
Hope the marines ok.. good thing they were there to slow him down a little imagine if he would have tripped on that curb running or something he would probably have died.
6 years ago
Watch that first step... Duuuuuh its a Lu - lu
6 years ago
ive never heard 'its a lu lu'
here 'its a doozie'
6 years ago
A lu lu is way worse then a doozie duhh
6 years ago
Well, at least it wasn't a goocher.
6 years ago
sorry no one got the looney tunes reference... usually the big dumb characters that bugs outsmarts (usually the giants/ogres) instead of saying doosey theyre soo dumb they say lu-lu getting the reference wrong.... fuck all of you for making me explain why this comment was soo brilliant.
6 years ago
One of the best articles I have ever read!
6 years ago
Curbs.... They're a real doozie!
6 years ago
Fucking poetic. "Tyrone Jackson" and his fall off the curb... no doubt assisted by the other three Marines.
6 years ago
uhh no he slipped and fell, thats the story and they are stickin to it
6 years ago
i laugh ever time i read this news article
6 years ago
Fake. http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
6 years ago
Captain Bringdown. Yeah, but it's not too far from what happened, but so much more fun.
6 years ago
I don't think a name gets any blacker than Tyrone Jackson
6 years ago
i work with a Daneeshqua Jones...does that come close?
6 years ago
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