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submitted August 28th 2011

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Gross....
6 years ago
Barf fest
6 years ago
russians play some fucked up scavenger hunts
6 years ago
...i want what he's having...
6 years ago
Vodka
4 years ago
speaking of which..i find absolute to be the best vodka for my tastes
4 years ago
grey goose, russian standard, parliament and finlandia are all very good as well.
4 years ago
Orloff or Popov is where it's at
4 years ago
Brännvin is another Swedish brand that's pretty ok. Absolut is smooth, it's what I choose when I drink vodka anyways. Finlandia is ok, but it still has a tangy spirit aftertaste.
4 years ago
Anything from Russia or that direction is just no no. Personally
4 years ago
skyy is good too
4 years ago
I think it leaves a weird aftertaste. Especially the morning after when you have had afew
4 years ago
thats cock you're thinking of, not vodka
4 years ago
You motherfucker...
Must be it, good call
4 years ago
I was being facetious....Orloff and Popov are so bottom shelf they might as well just put them on the floor.
4 years ago
There's a reason why Ruski vodka is cheaper than say Absolut. It's just not that good in lack of better words
4 years ago
Kamchatka..drink of champions
4 years ago
Genuine Chekoslovakian Absinthe however, that's the drink for champions
4 years ago
And crazies
4 years ago
never had it
4 years ago
You can get 100 or 140 proof of the stuff, it's really strong and should be consumed with care. Some brands have a bitter taste so it has to mixed with sugar, other ones are decent enough without. Kind of a minty/herby taste
4 years ago
It was banned from Sweden for a long time due to the possible hallucogen effects. Since 2? Years ago we can buy it here again
4 years ago
meh, just pick up some wormwood pills at your local health food store and dump the capsules in some moonshine

does the same shit
4 years ago
What's that? Can't find a translation of it
4 years ago
It's the root in absinthe that makes you hallucinate
4 years ago
Oh right. Malört in Swedish
4 years ago
back in the day i drank LOTS of absinthe.

never hallucinated.

but turned a lil gay once...
4 years ago
Who doesn't turn gay when drunk...
4 years ago
Just alittle
No homo or anyhting
4 years ago
Nice Seagull, thanks for sharing.

And yeah there's no real evidence that it makes you trip, though it's blamed on a chemical called thujone in the wormwood.
4 years ago
yeah, no, this was different, not the usual drunk 'i love you brah' bullshit.

it was more tender and caring and me and my homie were this close to actually making out...
4 years ago
Over consumption might lead to anyone flipping out. I would guess the stats on ppl going crazy comes from old times when the stuff was stronger. Maybe
4 years ago
Go on......ll.l...........
4 years ago
I think there's more to the story than he's letting on....
4 years ago
When I drank it was a nice buzz, no hard feelings or aggression like on other spirits. I enjoyed it
4 years ago
Mentioning gay stories around me is pretty cruel unless you plan to tell the whole thing, js
4 years ago
I think when I do start drinking again I'm gonna stick to homemade brandy
4 years ago
Ew. Brandy? That's foul stuff
4 years ago
Brandy I seem to be able to handle just fine
4 years ago
i know all about thujone, we had some special bartender absinthe essence, 80% alcohol, 20 times higher thujone content than any other absinthe on the market, used a pipette to put it in our regular absinthe drinks... still, never hallucinated...
4 years ago
Why not just make your own beer or dandelion wine
4 years ago
Well, it's just distilled wine, so if you're making it yourself it could really be any fruity wine distilled
4 years ago
No offense seagull but your endorphin/hallucogen levels are above the average populations, correct?
4 years ago
and at any concentration
4 years ago
I made homemade wine once, got it to 40%. On dandelions
4 years ago
and no, nothing happened, buddy had too much of the stuff and i put him in bed, took care of him and shit, but the whole thing had a strangely gay vibe to it...
4 years ago
Yeah it's definitely possible to make super potent wine. I'm more into distilling it though
4 years ago
well, LL they were at the time..
4 years ago
You fucking tease!!
I need to buy some absinthe, been awhile now
4 years ago
Might conteract the effect of the active subtance in the liquor if you're on other things or chemicals
4 years ago
if i remember correctly we just smoked lots a weed that night..
4 years ago
http://ask.metafilter.com/75546/Is-absinthe-a-hallucinogenic-or-not
4 years ago
Gimme the short story - is it or not?
4 years ago
Zeke...give her "the short story". Go for it, buddy.
4 years ago

"I've talked to some other people who have tried absinthe and they have reported the exact same things: cravings for sex, loss of morality, hallucinations. Then I was very surprised when I looked up absinthe and saw plenty of reports of the exact same thing, except every source describes these reports as just myths."
4 years ago
If you really wanna trip just mix up some jager and some Robitussin dxm
4 years ago
I don't think they're myths, people might have to much expectations tho. And over the years the recipes have changed. All those artists that drank it, cut of their ears, spaced out, painted weird fucking shit while on - that's something just plain alcohol won't do for you
4 years ago
Nah I don't wanna push it. Sides if I'm gonna trip I want it to be pure and know what to expect
4 years ago
dxm and alc , worst combo ever
4 years ago
I'm sure the recipe has been altered over the years.
4 years ago
There's been some hard lessons combining alcohol with any other drug, things can get bad and fast. Stick to one or the other is my motto nowadays
4 years ago
I've never actually mixed the two. I've robo tripped a bunch then I got my hands on some pure dxm tablets. Last time I did that. I couldn't walk up a flight of stairs because I didn't understand how they worked.
4 years ago
I wished someone had taped that
4 years ago
It's a disassociative. I remember just standing there staring and trying to figure out how I was supposed to make it past this obstacle.
4 years ago
I saw a divine entity once on Purple Haze. I had also drank quite a lot before I smoked. Then I met the devil and took a long break from smoking
4 years ago
Noice.
4 years ago
dxm is the worst, the fucking time-loss.... 45 minutes to get from my room to the toilet (a 5 meter distance), no idea what happened in those 45 minutes, when i finally got there no idea why i wednt to the bathroom in the first place... 30 minutes later i'm back on the couch, buddy asks me: "holy crap, you went and returned that quickly?"
4 years ago
The best high I think I've ever had was rolling shroom spores up in a big fat spliff. I climbed to the top of this 200 ft tree and was swaying in it. My friends were flipping out and trying to call for help and shit. I kept the twig from the very top I snapped off for a long time.
4 years ago
Talk about a high for sure, a bit too much pushing the luck tho, shit
4 years ago
It was a giant pine....wasn't gonna break on me or anything
4 years ago
I need to get my shit together and start my day. Good story time
* loslobos fucks off *
4 years ago
Please......it's Sunday
sit around stinkin and tell us more stories
4 years ago
What a bunch of flake-tards. Zeke, I'm pretty sure you are afraid of tripping, you retard. Melodramatic people usually have a hard time dealing with hallucinogens. You need some moonshine, Whiskers. Also, I've eaten mushrooms at least 30 to 40 times. It's bliss.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-nGbAf81Zs

4 years ago
I am afraid of tripping these days, because of the bad ones I've had. And continuous alcohol makes people melodramatic. I don't even need to fire back with name calling, you make enough of an idiot out of yourself on your own.
4 years ago
I'll have to agree on the "continuous alcohol makes people melodramatic", as for "you make enough of an idiot out of yourself on your own"...I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, YOU GOLF BALL. I'm me, and I have a shit lot of friends, and you don't.
4 years ago
One thing you need to understand about me is every form of drug or high I could get in the past I pushed to the absolute limit. I'm kind of that way with everything.
4 years ago
haha.....who......dimebag and your mom?
4 years ago
hahahaha.....YES!
4 years ago
my moms dead, you idiot. keep up.
4 years ago
so is DimeBag. 8( RIP DB.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvlaDaa0ycA
4 years ago
I guess I could block you on my FB account, which would bring down to 2693 friends. I don't want to lose you, Zekey.
4 years ago
*it
4 years ago
I'm not on your facebook dipshit
4 years ago
You said I had to use my real name because you didn't want jrob trolling you.....
4 years ago
So you're not David Lawson? 8(
4 years ago
Nope
4 years ago
well, hell.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Is that a big zit?
4 years ago
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