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submitted August 28th 2011

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Assistant teacher. Nice try!
6 years ago
I don't buy what you're tryin to sell here
6 years ago
motherfuckers I'm drunk. Four loko ftw. Let's get this shit started
6 years ago
four loko is expensive......it's like wine coolers for guys
6 years ago
And it begins..
6 years ago
I think the kids are calling that 'beer' nowadays
6 years ago
2 for $5 12% alcohol. Plus, I finished this bottle of JD so fy zeke
6 years ago
no, it doesn't. four loko is expensive but it tastes like candy
6 years ago
Not beer dumbass it's malt and if I bought beer it would have been yuengling
6 years ago
I prefer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCK_7hrgQwU
6 years ago
but my only qualms with four loko is the price
6 years ago
I bought 4 for $10... that's not expensive...
6 years ago
what is that? some asian beer brewed with fermented thai ladyboy parts?

drink guinness you fucking faggot
6 years ago
wow drum, I'm sorry I called it expensive. Here it its. Do you really wanna start this?
6 years ago
cuz I really don't
6 years ago
oh, it's on
6 years ago
I read shit wrong
6 years ago
I want to start shit but not with my buddy zeke.
6 years ago
kojach it's like taking a caffeine pill, an energy drink and drinking a 40oz all at once
6 years ago
aka liquid pcp
6 years ago
I'll fight anyone of you right now, faggots
6 years ago
You realize I've been backing down the entire time even when it made no sense whatsoever?
6 years ago
that's weak sauce
6 years ago
I don't wanna fight with drum
6 years ago
read the thread drum, i don't want to fight with you
6 years ago
if you do want to argue, well, that's a different story, but I suggest you read the thread first
6 years ago
lol I said I'm not fighting with my buddy zeke, maybe you should read.
6 years ago
perhaps we've both had too much.........bottoms up drum
6 years ago
now hug each other and cry
6 years ago
CMC eat my asshole and zeke cheers
6 years ago
cheers bud
6 years ago
Few more sips and you two are going to start making out... Fags
6 years ago
^is jealous of our bro love
6 years ago
That's funny, and predictable, given you've been a mucho member for three weeks. You associate everything as gay? Dude, admit to yourself
6 years ago
Bro love drum
6 years ago
Four loco is for girls.
6 years ago
no shit.........don't tell him that
6 years ago
Woops, already did.
6 years ago
um not when you drink 4 of them asshole. BTW we saw you cum swapping buddy so you have no room to talk about gay
6 years ago
Drum! Drum! Drum! Drum!
6 years ago
bro status restored zeke
6 years ago
I dunno drum, I've never gotten trashed off of 4 wine coolers.
6 years ago
Well, my cum swapping buddy and I never drink four loco. Only people I ever saw that drink that shit are girls, no lie. Just 'cause it gets you fucked up doesn't make it not a girls drink. If it tastes good, you're doing something wrong.
6 years ago
how about I don't hate you and you don't hate me? fair enough?
6 years ago
it's only fair drum
6 years ago
you really don't wanna group yourself with me
6 years ago
okay I never understood the mindset of 'I only can drink if it tastes like shit' two words stupid shithead: audios motherfucker. Okay that's gin, rum, vodka, tequila and blue shit in one blue drink that tastes decent. That's like 40% alcohol. A couple of those and you are done. DONE. why do I want to drink shit if I can drink something good and also get shit faced. FUCK THAT MENTALITY BECAUSE IT IS SO FUCKING STUPID TO THINK THAT YOU HAVE TO WINCE AFTER EVERY SHOT BECAUSE FUCK YOU
6 years ago
It's still a girls drink drum. Just sayin'.
6 years ago
German/Dutch beer or Scotch. fuck the rest
6 years ago
all i meant was I drink cheap shit and you don't wanna group with me on mucho
6 years ago
I'm drunk off my ass but i'll deal
6 years ago
you really don't wanna group with me drum....i forgot the word
6 years ago
seriously could be better for you if you separate yourself
6 years ago
group me with zeke? wtf I'm a power mucho user
6 years ago
Drumrave - The Power Mucho User.
6 years ago
In theatres soon.
6 years ago
ok, i'll let you slide
6 years ago
In IMAX and 3D
6 years ago
I like Drum........this is between me and him
6 years ago
I always seem to hate myself in the morning.....
6 years ago
why? Last night was fun
6 years ago
Anyone else see drums dying as a raging alcoholic by this time next year?

Seriously, four loco is fucking disgusting.
6 years ago
There's no excuse for drinking malt liquor after high school.

None.
6 years ago
unless you are at 7-11 at 1am and really crave a 40oz....
6 years ago
except I'm broke and shit
6 years ago
and shit ?
6 years ago
Last time I drank malt was Mickeys and OE senior year. Spent the night moaning and puking beneath a well manicured juniper in front of my girlfriends parents house. Didn't feel right again for two days.

If you're poor buy some cheap vodka and mix it with something, much less harsh in my opinion.
6 years ago
mickeys? *blaaarghs now*
how dare you remind me of that stuff?
6 years ago
drum has turned into a raging alcoholic! :(
6 years ago
One of the things I'll miss about Manila. You can go to the 7-Eleven and buy a bucket of beer, then sit at the table outside with your friends and drink it. Red Horse is wicked shit, stronger than most malt liquors back in Illinois.
6 years ago
i did not read this, because your all ignorant fucks with nothing to say anyway... but four loko has been "redesigned" with all the shitty flavor and non of the heart attack caffeine...
6 years ago
whoop de fuckin doo
6 years ago
i never read anything any of you worthless shit stain fucks say
6 years ago
I know right?


No wait...I'm not agreeing with you cause I didn't read that.
6 years ago
I know a teacher's aide that strips in the summer. I think it's probably more common than people would guess.
6 years ago
look at the kid middle row 3rd from right checkin out the girl in the purple
6 years ago
All the kids she fucked got a neckerchief, look at the kid in red and tell me I'm wrong.
6 years ago
"I'm just doing porn to get me through school."
6 years ago
Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?
6 years ago
*do porn
6 years ago
very nice
6 years ago
any names? i like women with dead dreams.
6 years ago
Man I shoodah hit on more teachers..didn't know they were sooo ez...
6 years ago
True
6 years ago
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