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Don't fuck around with cows

They can run fast as fuck too

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by mistahmagic

submitted August 27th 2011

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Don't fuck around with cows
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6 years ago
Those dogs deserved what they got.
6 years ago
old katrina aftermath pics
6 years ago
thats a bull dumbass..maybe 1 of the meanest animals alive today
6 years ago
Right but those are pit bulls 9 out of 10 times they could kill the bull it either got lucky or the pit bulls were pussies..
6 years ago
theres no way 2 pits that small are goin to kill a bull even without horns. FOH.
6 years ago
Pit bulls are pussies.
6 years ago
Seriously conkballs, have you ever been around a bull or on a farm? Those two dogs don't stand a chance against a pissed off bull.
6 years ago
Yep. Of course pit bulls were never known for their intelligence... I fucking hate pit bulls. This made my day.
6 years ago
many of the bull breeds were bred to nip the ankles of bulls when herding them, killing them? out of the question
6 years ago
Billyboots i grew up on a farm and own one now.. And i know they wont win every fight but they are descendants of a certain type of bull dog that was bred to actually kill bulls.. this is kinda long but it describes how such a dog or several dogs can do it.. The bulldog is the result of mankind's desire to shape an animal about a specific purpose. The shoulders of the bulldog are placed on the outside of the body, allowing the dog to crouch low to the ground shielding the dog from the bull's horns when it charges. As the bull passes by, the head and forequarters are very well developed, so that the dog is able to spring to the bull's ears or throat. Once the dog has latched on, the hindquarters of the bulldog are not as well developed as the forequarters, allowing the dog to be shaken violently without suffering any spinal injuries. Should the bulldog be successful in latching onto the nose of the bull, the dog's rib cage is well developed and padded, so when the bull whirls the dog around and brings it down to the ground it can take the brunt of the blow. The legs are short and sturdy, allowing the dog to easily spring to its feet and avoid the crushing hooves of the bull. We now come to the head of the bulldog. Even this part of the dog was part of the fighting machine. Specifically, the jaws and the vise like grip that they exert. The jaws are short, and the lower jawbone (mandible) is longer than the upper jawbone, which enables the dog to hang onto whatever it wants with a surprising tenaciousness. The amazing ability of this grip is demonstrated by the dog being able to move the jaws in a manner that it can hang onto the throat of the bull and shred the flesh, sinew and muscle until it reaches the jugular artery. Even if the bulldog is knocked out during the fight, the jaws of this breed of dog, once locked, remain locked (most Mastiff breeds also retain this ability that is similar to that of snapping turtles, and eels). As the bulldog continues to hang on, the bull is brought down by it's bleeding to death. The dog's face being wrinkly, the bull's blood flows down the dog's face under it's chin, rather than into it's eyes.
Should the bulldog be able to latch onto the bull's nose, the bulldog has a short snout and the nares face upward to allow breathing, while retaining its grip on the bull's nose. The bull is, in the meantime, suffocating, due to the loose jowls of the bulldog blocking the passage of air.
If you have ever observed the power, strength and agility of the bull during a rodeo, the cowboy, that is trying to ride for eight seconds, is hanging on for his life. Now replace the cowboy with dogs, and both combatants are fighting for their lives.
The bulldog of the age of bull baiting and bear baiting was a tenacious animal, but it also possessed unlimited devotion to it's master. It could be injured, bleeding, indeed dying, but if the master ordered the dog to attack once again, the bulldog would engage it's opponent without hesitation.
6 years ago
Shut up faggot. No one's reading all that.
6 years ago
To many words to sound out.. awww its easy once you catch on.
6 years ago
Wall of Text CRITS you for 1 zillion. You die. WTF.
6 years ago
conky....read that n second ur notion wise man!.....
6 years ago
Wanna try that again, Yoda?
6 years ago
I guess that was directed at me, but I'm not going to take the time to read it. All I need to know to shut you up is that bulldogs weren't bred to kill bulls, but to control them, dipshit.
6 years ago
The original bulldog was a roman war dog and it's lineage is pretty much lost
6 years ago
sigh i could have sent the rest of the info.. but then it would have been way longer.. mastiffs were more the war dogs BULL dogs were for bulls. they weren't quite pitbulls but pretty close they've tried to breed most of that out of them but they still have there moments.. anyways believe what you like :P
6 years ago
I made it to "farm" then punched out.
6 years ago
honeybadger would tear 20 bulldogs new assholes
6 years ago
They weren't killed by the bull, then were shot.http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3952/
6 years ago
"Like a wrestling tag team, the bitch and the dog attacked with awesome ferocity..."
6 years ago
And yet owners of pit-bulls always say, "My dog is the nicest dog"
6 years ago
HA! That makes it even better. Fuck pit bulls.
6 years ago
Well, you'll notice their dogs haven't attacked anything and been shot. Besides, these dogs were starving, and starving dogs want to eat.
6 years ago
I read a story the other day about some guy who came home from work and found the family dog (pit) killed his pregnant wife and tore her open in the living room.
6 years ago
Here you go.

http://www.wafb.com/story/15255135/pit-bull-kills-pregnant-woman
6 years ago
i heard story about some people leaving a baby in a crib unattended with a german shepard in the house while they went next door for an hour and the dog killed the kid.
6 years ago
The pit bull stories get overreported, when in fact shit like collies, shephards and labs kill people too. Not to mention the fact that many pit bull owners use the dogs illegally or train them cruelly. The problem is the owners, not the dogs. I've been around many, many pits in my lifetime and have encountered most goofy, loving dogs.
6 years ago
And from that link..

"Since the dog was not neutered, some dog experts believe that played a role in provoking the attack.
Dog behaviorist Beverly Ulbrich says it might have been trying to protect the couple's other dog, a younger female pit bull.
"The fact that this dog was not neutered definitely added to the probability, or possibility of the attack," Ulbrich said. "Statistically, 90-97 percent of fatalities are caused by unneutered males."

Fucking owner at fault, retard behind the wheel as usual. Spay/neuter should be MANDATORY for pet ownership, as much as can be enforced by local governments.
6 years ago
you mess with the bull you get the h... well i guess you get shot by the national guard
6 years ago
ive been around farms most of my life and i can honestly tell you im more afraid of a cow with a calf on her side then any bull at any time. cow will actively try to kill you. bull has his balls smashed, thats how they get them to buck and try to kill the riders
6 years ago
and yes a bull can kill any thing it wants when threatened.
6 years ago
i feed the bull at my dads farm a few times a week, hes like a big dog, unaggressive and playful, even lets me pet him some times. just because they still had their balls doesnt mean they are always assholes, this one is dosile because he has been used to close contact and being fed by humans his whole life
6 years ago
no half wit. bulls are only aggressive BECAUSE of the flank straps. cows! now they will kill you with no remorse.
6 years ago
you usually dont call people agreeing with you half wit. that kinda makes you look like a dumbass twice
6 years ago
my bad i read it wrong. thought you were saying that steers were the only ones that are nice.
6 years ago
Whatever dude. I grew up on a farm too, we always had at least 50 head of cattle out there. The only time I ever got chased was by bulls. Cows are too fucking stupid to be dangerous.
6 years ago
Cows aren't that bad normally but when they have calves you have to be careful some of them will get mean. Bulls can be as friendly as puppies or really mean mainly depends on how there raised.. My dad had about 1000 bred cows any given year..
6 years ago
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