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How to masturbate an elephant

wtf

by pedrobeara

submitted August 25th 2011

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This would be funny if the dick dropped down to some Barry White music.
6 years ago
Fact: All elephants are gay
6 years ago
how is this ok but my vid of an asian woman sucking the shit out of a dogs as s with a tube not allowed?!?!
6 years ago
wow that sounds neat
6 years ago
that sounds like bestiality.
that sounds like illegal
6 years ago
I don't think faeces removal is bestiality by most definitions. It just sounds like a non-sexual Japanese game show. Definitely say fisting an elephant to bring it to orgasm is closer to bestiality than aiding a dog's bowel movements.
6 years ago
I wonder if that guy wakes up every morning excited about his job
6 years ago
yes i do!
6 years ago
You can't "masturbate" an elephant unless you yourself are the fucking elephant. Jesus fucking christ ever since that fucking faggot bullshit clerks or whatever the fuck movie it was came out people have thought you could "masturbate" things. Well you fucking can't. I swear I want to fucking suicide the dipshits who say that.
6 years ago
Suicide. I hope you were kidding.
6 years ago
I see Wanko has quit his meds again.
6 years ago
Dictionary.com cites various sources of "masturbate" as a verb.

Generally I'd not use "masturbate" to include sex... Unless I was having sex with my clone, then it's what stops that being gay.
6 years ago
I thought it was going to spray all over the guy. I've shot bigger loads than that.
6 years ago
*swallowed
6 years ago
*received
6 years ago
Should never have searched Elephant
5 years ago
it's like "dildo", or "douche"...once you get into it, it's difficult to come out unscathed
5 years ago
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