points: 46

Farewell, motherfuckers!!

I will miss you guys, i really will. Thanks for your support, your kind words, your friendship and all that other gay bullshit..... Oh, and to all the newbs who won't get this: Fuck off and downvote away!!!

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Steven_Seagull

submitted August 24th 2011

297 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Farewell, motherfuckers!!
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comments (297)
Whaaaa??? Where you going?
2 years ago
^newb
2 years ago
it's spelled noob, noob
2 years ago
I hope you're going to prison and get butt raped
2 years ago
It's a jail sentence...not raped in the ass prison...sorry they got your hopes up xzeke :(
2 years ago
*ironic that zeke is still here*
2 years ago
mental hospital wud be my guess
2 years ago
ugggggghhh
2 years ago
fucking noob^
1 year ago
So what happened to make you cry out like that? Was it like a sulk?
1 year ago
i was a reply failin mofo back then
1 year ago
Aha so it was a replyfail ugh.
1 year ago
Fuck off, dirty kraut!
2 years ago
Parole officer caught up with you huh... Keep those cheeks clenched and don't drop the soap.
2 years ago
Tits of GTFO!
2 years ago
Call me qa newb all you want...but where are you going you turd burglar?
2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glg4SbkIv4w
2 years ago
my "no no no" days are over...
2 years ago
quitter
2 years ago
oh...
2 years ago
no shit! well best of luck to ya bro! I may be there with ya in a week or two.
2 years ago
All kidding aside, I wish you the best.
2 years ago
thanks you guys, i appreciate it. i'm scared shitless right now... i've been using and abusing substances for 13 yrs now, i honestly have no idea how a sober life is supposed to work, i just hope they can teach me.
2 years ago
but if not, there's always relapse i guess.
2 years ago
Sobriety's a trip. Just do as I do and turn to porn addiction.
2 years ago
good luck to you man
2 years ago
13 years??? and your calling me a newb? pssshh...try 25+ :-P
2 years ago
Are they not going to have internet access in that hole?
2 years ago
...if not...give your mailing address so we can spam you the old fashion way!
2 years ago
You know rehab centers that will let you go on mucho? I might sign up if you do.
2 years ago
Yeah I guess you're right zeke...coming to this place kinda makes you want to drink.
2 years ago
...or something
2 years ago
Steven seagull is leaving me for rehab?! fuck that suck it up pussy.... Or is that why you are going?Tired of sucking it up for dope....
2 years ago
well that fucking sucks. hope you dont die like that crazy bitch did when she quit the shit
2 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glg4SbkIv4w
So you're going to die like Amy Winehouse for 6 months?
2 years ago
all the best and hope ya get clean well off drugs or alcohol or what ever cause the only way to clean your mind would be a labotomy.
2 years ago
Seriously though...hats off to you man. You're a better man than me. I hope things go well for you and you pull through it ok.



But I do want your mailing address there...maybe I can slip ya in a rum cake or something :)
2 years ago
zekes right, porn addiction is the way to go
2 years ago
Krautmeister.Seagull@gmail.com
2 years ago
agreed!
2 years ago
christ sporty, just give him a going away blowjob and be done with it.
2 years ago
i have yet to experience an addiction spanning 13 years but i will gladly support you. I'm glad to know that you are willing to make such a choice. all the power to you!
2 years ago
billyboobs...a 4 year nobody. Now stfu and back to lurking you piece of shit.
2 years ago
I hope you get raped there, Seagull. But I do hope you get better. Nasty fucking power-homo.
2 years ago
your going to do fine seagull. Just keep to yourself and exercise, it'll go by very fast. Wish you the best of luck sir
2 years ago
it's rehab, not prison
2 years ago
well, that kinda goes well for both institutions
2 years ago
good luck...maybe there'll be porn actress in your talk group..or a reality series deal outta this venture
2 years ago
Good lifestyle choice Mr Bird, They will teach you how to live the sober lifestyle, and help you be the person you want to be. Wishing you luck! It's a long but worthwhile path.
2 years ago
PS: You assholes better upvote this or I'll get you all banned!
2 years ago
I up voted it.. good luck Seagull
2 years ago
dammit urkel...get over it already. I love errrrbody on this bitch
2 years ago
Conky is Urkel? (Sporty's drunk)
2 years ago
I am conky Urkel is Urkel your drunk.. sportys right...
2 years ago
no zeke, check the STFUs
2 years ago
I just started, still you're confusing me
2 years ago
doesn't take much does it.
2 years ago
...nevermind
2 years ago
oh, I got it now
2 years ago
I'm going to blame it on the fact I didn't refresh.....would that make any sense?
2 years ago
not really, but that is the norm for you
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
GAME ON!
2 years ago
game on indeed
2 years ago
dear lord
2 years ago
If Michael Keaton and Charlie Sheen had two kids with fetal alcohol syndrome, you'd be the uglier brother.

Seriously though, good luck sir!
2 years ago
your ass better be back in 6 months or im gonna come over there and find what hole they put you in so i can piss in it
2 years ago
dwill wants your ass back.......and something about pissing in a hole
2 years ago
lol, fuck you zeke
2 years ago
Hey, you set yourself up for that.
2 years ago
hope the crazy chick with the big hooters waits for you :P
2 years ago
shit man, so do i, i really fell for that one....
2 years ago
...i would say, "check in when you are can"...but realistically, MS is the LAST place youre gonna want to be if youre serious this
2 years ago
*about
2 years ago
i hope you get gangraped in there.. ive heard horror stories
2 years ago
yeah, i'm gonna miss you too!
2 years ago
...after a while, it all feels like love...
2 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/48089/fap-material make sure you take this and print it out for those long lonely nights
2 years ago
that is some of the best fap material mucho has to offer
2 years ago
gaaaahhhh...fuck you yak!
2 years ago
dammit yak
2 years ago
lol, oh god damn...
2 years ago
WHAMMY
2 years ago
that reminds me, we never got to see that sex tape, did we poss?
2 years ago
he offered it
2 years ago
he must be feeling a little timid tonight
2 years ago
ssshhh possum, don't be shy
2 years ago
sssooo, anyway - bye seagull
2 years ago
(hint)
2 years ago
oh what the hell...i'll upload it then
2 years ago
*prepares to fap*
2 years ago
i'm fucking dying laughing. bye for now bird
2 years ago
Yak, you god damned son of a BITCH
2 years ago
what did i do now?!?!
2 years ago
You killed Indica?
2 years ago
dammit yak
2 years ago
oh.. good riddance
2 years ago
you pretty much begged me ;/
2 years ago
i now have 50 american dollars in my paypal account...
2 years ago
all for you yak, if i get to be a Mod
2 years ago
it would be fun...
2 years ago
It would be hell. Btw, I hear you slurping from here.
2 years ago
slurping?
2 years ago
yes.
2 years ago
what are you implying?
2 years ago
Bribing is just another form of sucking dick, but without the gay shit involved. However, it's still sucking dick.
2 years ago
sorry possum, I do love you in a hetero way, but it's true
2 years ago
i have no problem with bribes
2 years ago
yak wants his dick sucked monetarily
2 years ago
that doesnt even make sense.... not that its surprising with who its coming from
2 years ago
it actually does though
2 years ago
GAME ON
2 years ago
uggh.........whose serve?
2 years ago
twobits i just set the game up for you guys
my court
2 years ago
I forfeit
2 years ago
Wer rasierte Ärsche leckt, dabei den Lümmel nordwärts streckt, des Nachts auch mal'ne Ziege knallt, der ist auf Koks und wird nicht alt.
2 years ago
well, that explains why your english sucks so hard...
2 years ago
bildungsstandort NRW???
2 years ago
are you guys doing terrorist stuff?
2 years ago
cuz that looks like terrorist language
2 years ago
Nah, it's just some peasants' dialect, don't worry about it ;-)
2 years ago
LOL!!! Seriously seagull... good luck man...
2 years ago
"J'avais arrêté toutes les drogues dures; je ne vois pas pourquoi l'amour aurait bénéficié d'une exception."

-> Soooo ... no humping either then.
2 years ago
Donde esta putas?
2 years ago
Welsh motherfucker, do you speak it?
2 years ago
wait, now i'm confused... wth are you? froggy, krauty, yankee???
2 years ago
"Putain, putain, c'est vachement bien, nous sommes quand-même tous des Européens!" :-D
(I'm from that corner, or used to be.)
2 years ago
im waiting for an answer to zekes question
2 years ago
Yo quiero tu cuca
2 years ago
could you pwn me one last time before you go?
2 years ago
dude, we've all seen the pic, life already pwned you hard enough...
2 years ago
man im gonna miss that
2 years ago
Faggot
2 years ago
sorry not gonna start a noob off in the middle of this
2 years ago
Get over yourself...Stevie will be back to sucking dicks for dope in the next 3 weeks...
2 years ago
i take that bet and say 2 and a half weeks
2 years ago
Anyone else want in on this?
2 years ago
No, just stfu
2 years ago
* jrob2020 has a sad *
2 years ago
who the fuck is warborn?
2 years ago
huh?
2 years ago
he was handing out stfus in this thread
2 years ago
oh i thought you were going crazy......well crazy-er
2 years ago
he didnt give me 1 so i approve
2 years ago
tee-hee, i iz teh featured content!!

thats quite a nice going away present.

thanks for all your kind words, guys, i appreciate it.
2 years ago
fuck off bird!
2 years ago
Darfst Du denn da weiter Schwänze lutschen? (See, I care for your well-being).
2 years ago
lick my hole
2 years ago
when do you check in, bird?
2 years ago
3 hours from now
2 years ago
good luck man
2 years ago
*puts on House "Broken" in stevies honor now...
2 years ago
Think I'm gonna roll one now... or should I fetch some Guinness first?
2 years ago
wtf why cant I upload a video from Break?....FUCK...why did you change that shit yak? It was fine before!
2 years ago
nothings changed
2 years ago
so its a them thing... just download it then upload it
2 years ago
not a supported file type: text/html please contact an administrator and let them know what file you are trying to submit.

That's what it says on a big white screen...still them?
2 years ago
facepalm
2 years ago
sounds like a bad network problem. try this and see if it works:

http://muchosucko.com/79967/How-to-Increase-Your-WiFi-Signal

if not you might have to replace the flux capacitor
How to Increase Your Wi-Fi Signal
2 years ago
its because you are trying to submit a webpage and not a video file....
2 years ago
* ( example: http://muchosucko.com/video.flv - or a youtube url )
2 years ago
awww fuck it!
2 years ago
its not rocket appliances..
2 years ago
fucking just use downloadhelper and fucking download the file then upload it... it takes like 2 seconds
2 years ago
it sure seems like rocket surgery to me! too lazy...maybe next time
2 years ago
Or why not just side-load it and save a step?
2 years ago
because they are too dumb to figure out the difference between a webpage and a videos url :(
2 years ago
All the best Steven_Semen! No homo!
2 years ago
thx cap
2 years ago
if this is all a troll, i bow down before you now, bird (no homo)
if it is not - ditto
2 years ago
it's not.
2 years ago
okay then...
bye bye for now birdie...
... i always enjoyed talking to you, even when you were being a complete asshole...

how's that?
2 years ago
:(
2 years ago
Hide some weed in your ass bro!! it gets boring in rehab....
2 years ago
go back to chat you weirdo
2 years ago
jasper and his gems.
2 years ago
Haven't you left yet? sheesh
2 years ago
i'm out now.

take care guys.
2 years ago
you too Seagull
2 years ago
Remember don't do drugs!
2 years ago
Relax, he's been there 2 hours now, only 5 months, 364 days and 22 hours to go, hehehe.
2 years ago
I can count a lot
2 years ago
Evidently your math doesn't involve using a calendar.
2 years ago
He said 6 months... not a year and 6 months.
2 years ago
psst...we all know that when he comes back, he's gonna be even more annoying than hank and CHM combined right?
2 years ago
Don't get your panties in a bunch, candy-boy.
2 years ago
I actually like them both.........so Seagull will be that much more awesome? *Blows mind*
2 years ago
yeah that's not the only thing you blow.......(obligatory comment)
2 years ago
did you know that i had to admit to my court-appointed counselor about those "certain episodes"? to get TV in jail?
2 years ago
^^^^^DID I NAIL THIS OR WHAT?

:P
9 months ago
fu, rodento
9 months ago
i meant it as a compliment!
9 months ago
Some of poss`s compliments are not always that easy to understand. I know. I have received many of them...
9 months ago
I see you have never herd of cold turkey....
2 years ago
*Wild
2 years ago
Say hi to Betty for me.
2 years ago
and Elchris..
2 years ago
hope you get your shit sorted
2 years ago
Seagull did it right.

The world is meaningless.
There is no God or Gods.

There are no morals, no miracles, and there is nothing that says the universe is moving toward any higher purpose.

All meaning is man-made.

Bird made himself.
2 years ago
"well, that's just like, you being a fucking maroon again, man"
2 years ago
Farewell freebird, and good luck fighting the monkey. Aww shugs, I didn't even manage to finish up the Nyanseagull in time :'(
2 years ago
Adios muchacho.
2 years ago
Bye Seagull! I know I'm a tad late... All the best
2 years ago
Tits or GTFO....please :)
2 years ago
Best of luck, man.
2 years ago
Who?
2 years ago
Pass auf Dich auf, Keule! Alles Gute.
2 years ago
Last
2 years ago
too soon
2 years ago
nice try
2 years ago
so viele deutsche hie...
2 years ago
last
1 year ago
so 3 more months then
1 year ago
I am counting the days.
1 year ago
he should be back at the end of feburary by my count
1 year ago
knock knock, who's there?
...crickets...

i really do hope that things pick back up here...maybe we all need to embrace the new members instead of trying to drive them away?
1 year ago
maybe, or maybe the new members need to not be so incessantly annoying and quit with the reposts
1 year ago
* possum will now be the MS welcome guy - w/o any snide remarks to any new member brave enough to comment *


yup, i'm serious
1 year ago
weren't you kind of always that guy?
1 year ago
yeah, but it was just a troll thing usually
...i'm honestly going to try to be a Mucho goodwill ambassador from here on out...

any noob is now cool in my book - up until they prove themselves otherwise by their comments and/or subs
1 year ago
i hate myself now :(
9 months ago
you might not be alone in that
9 months ago
no, not the Octogon!
9 months ago
last.

*the guy after me is a disease ridden faggot*
1 year ago
i like lord cheezy
1 year ago
Poss you are cheezy. But in a good way
1 year ago
i'll just make a new thread. No crossing the border beaner
1 year ago
6 Months....
1 year ago
It's been 6 months!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK TO US BIRD!
1 year ago
: (
1 year ago
:(
1 year ago
I miss seagull.
1 year ago
:(
1 year ago
: ( : (
12 months ago
I doubt if you're going where there are no computers. You can come in here wherever your going.
12 months ago
Squidley this happened 9 months ago....
12 months ago
lmao.
10 months ago
I don't think he survived.
10 months ago
no i think he's okay - but probably currently on Supersecret Probation...

we shall see
10 months ago
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYSES!!!!

4 days ago????

i love you all so fucking much, thanks for the support.
it's been 11 months now, after 4 months of rehab i fell in love with a girl there, she fucked me over so i stayed another 4 weeks, then did another 4 months in something called "adaptionshaus" which was all about getting back on your feet, taking responsibility, doing internships and finding out where you wanna be headed career-wise, now i'm staying at my dads plasce (own appartement though, so all's cool) and in january i'll start my new job hopefully. so, shit worked out just grand, no more drugs, no relapses so far, only bad thing is i gained a shitton of weight, i look like drummy now, well, almost.

don't expect me in here to often though, internet connection here sucks badly, but i'll drop in from time to time to pwn your sorry asses..........

FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!!
10 months ago
welcome back seagull
10 months ago
nice to see you are doing good dude :)
10 months ago
no fucking way!
10 months ago
NO FUCKING WAY!!
10 months ago
yes way!
10 months ago
* dwhill05 gives seagal a big bro hug *
10 months ago
OH

SO

YES

WAY!!!!
10 months ago
welcome back bird
* Magawd throws wadded bread up in the air *
10 months ago
so, how you been? still necking it red? still rocking that atrocious beard? still got no taste?
10 months ago
im pretty sure fries owes me money cause your not dead
10 months ago
Well done seagullfucker...
10 months ago
*eats magawds bread, then shits on his head*
10 months ago
no taste, check. red neck, check. lazy beard, check. doing fine
10 months ago
you guys, i gotta show you something,


SOMETHING AWESOME!!!!
10 months ago
haha
10 months ago
email bitch!
10 months ago
huh? hill. sentences. form 'em.
10 months ago
cant talk right now, too excited!
10 months ago
FUCKING BIRD!!!
10 months ago
Wassup bitch??
10 months ago
welcome back birdo. Best of luck with your sobriety/ new clear outlook on life
10 months ago
heheh oh ye of little faith
10 months ago
* Sporty goes to mix a drink and remember the good times *
10 months ago
oh you must have missed it... drumrave lost all his extra weight pretty much YOU CAN BE THE NEW DRUMRAVE!!! :P

10 months ago
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK BUDDY!
10 months ago
dammit bird - you still online?
10 months ago
fuck - last seen 2 hours ago :(

well, anyway - wecome back you tard
10 months ago
Oh fuck nuggets!

* smerf hides some alka seltzer in bread. *
10 months ago
Follow up with Dr. West.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqygksjNPrM
10 months ago
i had quite a lot of relapse dreams, that shit is unsettling as hell when you're hellbent on staying sober....
10 months ago
6 months .....
10 months ago
point being? took me a lil longer, get over it....
10 months ago
love you, you filthy ocean pigeon. Glad you're doing well. We seriously all missed you and I gave up hope of you ever coming back so this seriously made my week
10 months ago
drumloaf lies...no one missed you..no one who an iq above 65..oh well.Commence with the kraut rock shitbird
10 months ago
Welcome back, Mr. Seagull. You seem to be a much better guy now after being butt-raped for almost a year. Did you know: 6 out of 7 people enjoy gangbang.
Alles Gute für die Zukunft, Digga.
9 months ago
bischen spät oder?
9 months ago
Und wenn schon. Was juckt's Dich?
9 months ago
mich juckt´s weil du ein hirnverbrannter kackspast bist....
9 months ago
Dann trag's wie'n Mann und heul nicht rum, Du arschgeficktes Kellerkind.
9 months ago
what is a kackspast?
9 months ago
shouldnt you lot be off reading Mien Kampf or something ?....
9 months ago
hahaha, he called you a cellar dweller
9 months ago
kackspast could be translated as "you stupid shit"
9 months ago
"Kackspast" is lame. I mean...even for German standards of dissing someone. It's mostly used by kids who just discovered their first pubic hair and like to act a little badass.
So basically...fuck you...and you...and yes, fries, fuck you too.
9 months ago
there is lots of geficktes porno
9 months ago
face it it, ancor - seal's giving Team German a bad rep
9 months ago
arschgeficktes kellerkind ist jetzt auch nicht so der burner
9 months ago
thats mean possum... : (
9 months ago
seal du ossi, selbst in deiner muttersprache verlierst du.

btw "cellar dweller" is awesome, gonna steal that one.
9 months ago
cellar dweller was a series of movies by elegant angel about 10 years ago...part 2 was hilarious...the "story" was rob black and andy "the load" machado had a pawn shop or something where sexual fantasies came true in the basement...the hook was that andy supposed to go to the docks and pick up a rare bird and came back with a cussing midget in a birdsuit, having spent the money on nitrous cartridges, bongs, and other miscellaneous drugs.
9 months ago
what a burn...east german...
9 months ago
he probably doesn't know that the wall is down yet
9 months ago
no burn, just a fact
9 months ago
has it really been 12 months
9 months ago
time flies when you're miserable
9 months ago
old people see it rushing by
9 months ago
recover password
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