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I wanna move to the arkansas with a beach

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by dwhill05

submitted August 24th 2011

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Yay! : ), California where the Stoners dwell..
6 years ago
I wanna move to tech support land when I grow up.
6 years ago
Inbreeding ? wtf... . that should read 'Founders of the modern world'
6 years ago
You look like an inbred,is your mother and father related? are they cousins?
6 years ago
you just havent got a clue , theres no more inbreeding here than anywhere else in the world
6 years ago
fries is his own grandpa
6 years ago
So that means, if you die some day, you will re spawn from your own body a new fries?.You smelly inbred.
6 years ago
lol, what?
6 years ago
Founders of the modern world? You mean Germany?
6 years ago
no, it should read 'fucking retards who didnt have the balls to take out their monarchy when all the cool kids were doing it'
6 years ago
i think you'll find we 'took out' our monarchy years before anyone else .... just that we reinstated his son a few years later
6 years ago
man fries youre one proud brit
6 years ago
I resent the "freaks" label. Fuck you whoever made this.
6 years ago
Better than Jesus and meth.
6 years ago
hey jimbo...that beats the "jesus and meth" label.
6 years ago
damn you zeke!
6 years ago
whats wrong with jesus and meth?
6 years ago
does anyone really have to answer that?
6 years ago
Did anyone catch the "Assholes" region? hahaha
6 years ago
*resemble
6 years ago
no kidding... im hardly a freak...
6 years ago
i think my favorite area is just the 'tsunami victims' one
just a whole area dedicated to tsunami victims... i dont know why but that makes me laugh
6 years ago
arkansas with a beach was pretty good
6 years ago
I could just Google it, but..Arkansas?
6 years ago
backwoods redneck state full of dumbasses and racists
6 years ago
Its no different than the rest of the south
6 years ago
The worst bits of the country are in the south. The only reason I like them is because they have good food.
6 years ago
Id rather live with rednecks than yankees
6 years ago
Or "freaks" I should say
6 years ago
Don't tell me you're one of those Southerners still bitter that you lost the war....
6 years ago
The south shall rise again! WHOOOOO! *waves rebel flag*
6 years ago
go whistle dixie
6 years ago
go fuck your sister.....both of you
6 years ago
*waves rebel flag too*
6 years ago
Wanna trade sisters, fries?
6 years ago
yeah sure
6 years ago
Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old things they are not forgotten
Look away, look away, look away Dixieland
Oh I wish I was in Dixie, away, away
In Dixieland I take my stand to live and die in Dixie
6 years ago
Hurrah for the choice of the nation,
Our chieftain so brave and so true,
We'll go for the great reformation,
For Lincoln and Liberty, too!
We'll go for the son of Kentucky,
The hero of Hoosierdom through,
The pride of the "Suckers" so lucky,
For Lincoln and Liberty, too!
6 years ago
Fuck this shit, it's beer time! Laters, people that matter.
6 years ago
Starcraft Zombies LOL
6 years ago
Bjork made me lol
6 years ago
got to have been made by an american
6 years ago
Thats why its so witty
6 years ago
*naive and small-minded
6 years ago
Crying about it wont change the fact that its accurate and funny
6 years ago
*inaccurate and dull
6 years ago
Hi fugs! *waves*
6 years ago
*jazz hands*
6 years ago
i'm not a freak : /
6 years ago
Denial shall get you nowhere.

Embrace it, as I have embraced the fact that I'm a stoner
6 years ago
You should go to rehab with seagal
6 years ago
Marijuana is a gateway drug
6 years ago
you"re a little bitch zekiel
6 years ago
zeke its a gateway to a better place
6 years ago
fritos
6 years ago
a better place
6 years ago
fritos are part of that
6 years ago
provided you have water
6 years ago
mmmm, fritos and sour cream
6 years ago
fritos and water? seriously?
6 years ago
yeah, they're much better with milk
6 years ago
what the fuck is wrong with you people
6 years ago
the idea of dipping fritos in milk actually makes me gag
6 years ago
I prefer Bugles and egg nog
6 years ago
I prefer Rum and Milk
6 years ago
Yak, you really ask that of the people who come HERE? wtf?
6 years ago
Nah when youre high and eat salty stuff your mouth gets dry. The water is to make sure you dont die of thirst.
6 years ago
Dude I've been high plenty of times...but water? Out of all the wonderful things to drink, you choose plain ass water!
6 years ago
That is if you don't like being crossfaded.
6 years ago
I just feel really drunk and retarded when I am. I was so fucked up I couldnt even use a simple water bottle bong. No bueno.
6 years ago
so you drink bong water? I get it now
6 years ago
Fuck you hahaha

First time I got crossfaded was off of absinthe, and well... Weed

Maybe I should try again with regular booze.
6 years ago
now by this time im plenty high,
ya know when yo mouth a getting dry... yo plenty high
6 years ago
If you have cottonmouth and put sugar in your mouth, would that make cotton candy?
6 years ago
"ya know when you mouth a getting dry" you should probably stop sucking dick
6 years ago
only if you swirl your tongue around REALLY fast
6 years ago
SERIOUSLY!? it's been more than 29 mins since I posted ^
6 years ago
LOVE IT!
6 years ago
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