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Internal Workplace Complaints

Loving the work Mr Thorne!

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by TheFunk

submitted August 22nd 2011

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Internal Workplace Complaints
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Sorry for the scroll. Seems to have posted at the magnified size.
6 years ago
Next time fix that, do you know how busy I am researching wasps?
6 years ago
Nickelback poster? This guy deserved everything he got.
6 years ago
i couldn't agree more
6 years ago
That's right. Some people have "victim" written all over them.
6 years ago
You should go to lunch early because you deserve a break today. Great work Mr. Thorne
6 years ago
what a couple of girls.
6 years ago
This is just great.
6 years ago
david thorne would be welcome here any time
6 years ago
this is why im my own boss , that way i take disciplinary action against my own whiny bitch of a worker
6 years ago
Not to mention the sexual abuse in the workplace.
6 years ago
these are all fake, however, it's still amusing
6 years ago
Just not taken seriously. There's a few good trolls done by the same guy, some I found very funny. http://www.27bslash6.com/index.html
6 years ago
All of those are made up though, that's what I'm saying. David Thorne makes up the replies and everything
6 years ago
but that doesn't mean that these still aren't funny, because they are. I was just saying
6 years ago
I found the site earlier after basic investigation. Damn you internet, I'm too trusting. Drum you've just spoiled my illusion that he was getting real replies. :)
6 years ago
I used to think so too, I felt the same way when I found out it was fake also
6 years ago
Damnit! Why did I read this!?
6 years ago
Why do you guys believe drum? I don't see a single piece of evidence that would make me doubt their authenticity. You guys are way too fucking suggestible, try not believing everything you're told unless you get proof.

So drum, prove it or stfu.

6 years ago
More like you should doubt them until its proven they are real. The burden of proof lies on the person claiming they are real, not the other way around.

6 years ago
I now think Oranje is correct, they are real responses, (possibly slightly edited for the purpose of selling books)
Copy/paste taken from interview with the Author,

I do not generally initiate email correspondences; I simply reply. While it may be juvenile to state "they started it," if my response is not to their liking, I can't be held responsible for failing to provide the response sought. I do, however, accept that the internet is serious business and for those upset by something they read, it is, in fact, the end of the world.
6 years ago
You really one he'll of a flip flipper aren't you, Funk?
6 years ago
^autocorrect
6 years ago
How am I supposed to prove they are real? That's stupid.

If he, or anyone else wants to claim fake, they need to say why.
6 years ago
Ice exchanged emails with the Somalian email 'give me your bank details' spammers. It's easy & email correspondence is what he shows on his site. To assume that isn't possible you have to be overly cynical.
6 years ago
Its not stupid, but thanks for reminding me youre not as smart as you think you are. If a person claims something is real its on them to prove it.

For example, if I claim that the Christian god exists, or that ghosts are real, or make some kind of scientific or other assertion about the world then its up to me to back those claims up with some proof. Its not on the doubters to prove me wrong. Obviously.

You could possibly use a bit more doubt. Lol, chastise them for being suggestible? Chastise yourself for being gullible. Afaic, this kind of stuff is probably fake unless shown otherwise.
6 years ago
"Disclaimer
This website contains material for my amusement only. You are not granted permission to access the information on this site and if you choose to do so by viewing any of the articles either through this page or from an external link, you agree to waive all rights. This site may contain personal misinformation. Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described on this site may be potentially dangerous. Unless the word sheep has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this disclaimer, it does not have any purpose and may be ignored.


Copyright © David Thorne 2011 All rights reserved"
6 years ago
Lol@Oranje.

You got it all backwards, dude.
6 years ago
also all of these are dated in 2011
6 years ago
I don't see why you think that proves they are fake. It is a sarcastic disclaimer in the tone he uses in his emails. You still have no reason to say its fake.

...& Hank, the only way I could prove it is real is by getting him to exchange sarcastic emails with me, that wont happen. We're not talking about God here, with that 'its down to the believer to prove' argument.
6 years ago
You still have no proof it's real. There is a teapot that orbits around the sun in the asteroid belt. I can't offer any proof besides you believing me saying it
6 years ago
Hank, you don't even know who he is. You're getting involved in an argument about a guy you hadn't heard of before today.
6 years ago
Read up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Thorne_(writer)
6 years ago
btw I'm going to continue making inane comments and rip on people's sexuality. Belittle people for no reason and argue for the sake of arguing. Just because I can
6 years ago
lol oj links to wikipedia, what's new?
6 years ago
I can't understand why people on Mucho find it hard to believe a guy gets involved in humorous email exchanges & pisses off people he works with. We all do that shit, he just does it better than most & posts the best stuff on his site. It's pretty fucking simple, you doubters just aren't as creatively minded as he is so can't see it happening.
6 years ago
"also all of these are dated in 2011"

SO FUCKING WHAT????

Why are you posting shit that means nothing as your argument??
6 years ago
he's making money from his stupid book. Why does he need to have a job?
6 years ago
Exactly how much money do you think a person makes from selling 1 book, their fist fucking book???? Jesus fucking christ, it isn't millions I can tell you that.

You keep coming out with these stupid points, non of which give you a reason to say its fake. Try thinking before your next one.
6 years ago
He's gonna make like $1 per book, you douche
6 years ago
You must have missed the part where I wrote that ' I'm going to continue making inane comments ... and argue for the sake of arguing.'

You fucking dunce
6 years ago
So, you're saying you can't prove it's fake. Shocking.

6 years ago
yet you can't prove it's authenticity. So what now Dr. Wiki?
6 years ago
i guess that must mean air is real too then oranje you DUMB ASS!!!!
6 years ago
yeah dumbass
6 years ago
Drum, you're not even smart enough to see he was making fun of you, not me.
6 years ago
You made an unsubstantiated claim, & until you provide evidence you're my bitch.
6 years ago
Dr Wiki haha I'll take that, I'm always right, regardless.

I like how you take pride in never providing evidence to what you say. You're a fountain of ignorance, boy.
6 years ago
I said that I don't believe it's real. I made a claim as a skeptic. Until I see proof that it's real then you've made an unsubstantiated claim. You're a bitch
6 years ago
I see you've resorted to repeating what I say since you have nothing else. What proof would you wan to see?

I'm actually curious as to what you think would constitute proof of this being real - since it is soooooo unbelievable.
6 years ago
You can tell you have no academic background as you make no effort to back up what you say. No wonder you make $11/hr.
6 years ago
screen shots from his computer and proof of the people/business's existence
6 years ago
and/or
6 years ago
shoe on head
6 years ago
sharpie in pooper
6 years ago
How do you live on that, seriously?
6 years ago
I live at home and stay broke. I've some college credit. 27 hours. Uni in the US is expensive and I don't qualify for aid. It does really suck. I don't take mucho seriously and I've been egging you on. I don't care if it's real or fake. I only wanted to provide myself with entertainment until I go for a nap and then go to work
6 years ago
Bastard!
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
Yeah, I guess I should have said evidence and/or a convincing argument instead of proof, but the same principle applies. The burden of "proof" does not lie with the doubter, but the opposite party.

The only argument Ive seen you put forth is that the doubters arent creatively minded and therefore are unwilling to believe its true. Ad hominem. My position is that given the incredible amount of fake bs on the internet and my personal belief that if he really did the shit in the memos he would have been fired, I think its probably fiction claiming otherwise.

6 years ago
yay, more fake "humor"
6 years ago
this is so the office jim v dwight humor
6 years ago
yes. i know. that's why i didn't say anything because it's retarded sitcom shit.
6 years ago
just forget we ever had this conversation
6 years ago
good one (note to self...remember to include Arnold accent in this post)
6 years ago
One of my friends linked this on Facebook and some female posted back bitching about how bullying isn't funny... We tried to point out that it doesn't sound very real and the imagination of such pranks would make them a hell of a lot funnier than normal bullying but she wouldn't have any of it.

Conclusion: Reason for why women aren't funny discovered; most of them can't even recognise jokes.
6 years ago
its true.. i dont know like any funny women comedians
6 years ago
whitney cummings is decent
6 years ago
no good female comedians... PERIOD
6 years ago
Replacing the guys desk and the picture of his wife/girlfriend was hilarious!
6 years ago
dude this david thorne guy is my heroe!
6 years ago
David Thorne is a company hero
6 years ago
David Thorne: +1 for being Australian.
6 years ago
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