points: -5

Riposte

Everything you can do, i can do better...

fail

by Steven_Seagull

submitted August 21st 2011

95 comments
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i read the last line in the mooninite voice
6 years ago
in love with the riposte riposte
6 years ago
move along little guy nobody likes you
6 years ago
found a mirror?
6 years ago
Get a room already, guys. This crap-attack posting is just lame.
6 years ago
how about you get back to sucking your dad's cock instead of mouthing off, sir lurks-a-lot, you little one-sub-in-5-years bitch? seriously failux, at least get your posts in the double digits before you complain about the quality of mine. either contribute or GTFO, and in any case STFU, you cry-ass-entertain-me-i'm-lazy son of a rabid dog.
6 years ago
*golfclaps
now you are learning seagull :P
6 years ago
Didn't read your post, just clicked STFU, hehe.
6 years ago
i hear the hounds..........
6 years ago
Scared shitless already.
6 years ago
oooh, i know you read it. that lame-ass try of a comeback is proof enough...

well after 5 years it was about high time someone popped your mucho cherry.
still sure you wanna try and run with the big dogs? like i said, go back to lurking, you owned that shit.

btw, getting fucked like that, unlike in RL, will never get less painful.

heed the warning.
6 years ago
Yawn.
6 years ago
*waits for failux for to find the gigantic opening, just like his mum did for me*
6 years ago
TITS OR GTFO applies here

Well accept you mothers, so id suggest you take a snap after her next hit. She won't mind.
6 years ago
yawn??? hahaha, so you didnt find it, huh? you suck at this..... again, like your mum sucked at this - you know what i point at, don't you?

DONE
6 years ago
Talking about butthurt, hehe.
6 years ago
Fuck, your butthurt must be unbearable, Stefanie_seapiss.
http://muchosucko.com/79546/For-all-of-you-who
6 years ago
you really love the pwnage huh? feels like it did with daddy, huh?
6 years ago
You're menstruating, eh.
6 years ago
stefanie_seapiss? that's so clever! what are you, another scarlet dupe? and yeah, that's your sub, i've seen it. best part is, it's a partial repost, you fucking fail so hard at everything you do on here, it's mind-boggling!
6 years ago
Congrats Birdy, you got yourself a shiny new pet retard.

*clap clap clap clap*
6 years ago
menstruating???

oh.

cuz i'm a girl.

clever.

here's the thing, if i was a girl you'd beg me to suck my tampon dry cuz that's the closest you would ever get to knowing what pussy tastes like.
6 years ago
seagal is good at attracting the mouthy ones
6 years ago
Howdy, my fuzzy featured buddy!
6 years ago
if only it was a mouthy one, he fails with every single comment. thinking he's rousing me by calling me a butthurt girl and sniggering like a mongoloid, but then again i think it's less painful for him that way...
6 years ago
hi fugs, ...featured?
6 years ago
I take the girl comment back ... you're an unlaid, tiny-dicked brain-crippled fugly fag shitlicker.
6 years ago
Yeah, your facial features are always covered in fuzz. Get a shave, you lazy foreigner!
6 years ago
and yet he gets more action than you do falux... that must sting.
6 years ago
Looks like someone got an "insult dictionary" for his birthday...
6 years ago
i cant be arsed to shave, fuzzy is my game
6 years ago
Oh this could get nasty, I'm off to bed I don't want any night-time mares...
6 years ago
I seriously doubt that, yak, but whatever.
6 years ago
mucho induced night terror are the worse
6 years ago
oh look, late in the game he decides to give it a try after all, and it's just as limp-wristed as anything he ever did before...


6 years ago
yak knows more about all of us than you realize.... running mucho is just a front to spy on us, hes a double agent for interpol
6 years ago
Hi fugs. You big British lurch.
6 years ago
Failux, now might be a good time to go dry hump your teddy bear and cry yourself to sleep.
6 years ago
Good evening Captain.
*salutes*
6 years ago
Can you come up with anything else but "as anything he ever did" and noob (which are contradictory, btw, genius). I'm hibernating here, lamegull.
6 years ago
eintard, translate that out of fucktard to plain english for us, please sir
6 years ago
RAAHAAAHAAA...."but whatever" <- that's noob gold right there!!

"i know i'm right but i don't have to prove anything *pouty face* "
6 years ago
seriously, drop out of this, save some of your dignity.
6 years ago
i mean translate what failux said, im too old and slow to keep up with these zippy noobs anymore
6 years ago
You wish, I'll wait until your lameness drops me off, faggull. Won't be too long, I haven't read anything that boring since Hamlet.
6 years ago
speaking of old and slow, what the fuck and i kirk? chopped liver? cant be bothered to say hi to me?
6 years ago
Got me DW, he seems to have taken one too many sips from the antifreeze jug.
6 years ago
shit and now it's faggull and dissing on shakespeare? you old meany-face....
6 years ago
Ok, thanks for the laughs but I'm late for work (no, actually this is too tough on me, I'm in tears and flouncing). Later.
6 years ago
I think that last comment meant "It would be your utmost desire for me to fornicate with my stuffed animal, I will put off my nocturnal emissions until Seagull can adequately stimulate me. I will now drop the title of the first "boring book" to compare to your quotes".
6 years ago
here, i'll pwn myself for a time, i'm through with you and you could use the pointers:

Steven_Siegheil

Stefan_Semengulp

shit or just go for "shegull" or something like that, but be creative for fuck's sake, you're the most boring and half assed player i've seen in a long time, you started shit with me, and now you don't know what to do at all, you're like a 14 yr old getting to 3rd base for the first time. look dude, you can fuck me, i don't mind, but right now all you've shown me is that you don't have the slightest idea where to put what.....

go ahead and call me ugly and stupid and gay and female some more, that will get me soooo friggin' riled up....
6 years ago
Personally I find most of Shakespeare's work to be quite interesting...
6 years ago
That's because you're gay
6 years ago
no wait, don't leave like that, this was great, let's do it again sometime.....

oh, work, right. have fun at that gas station toilet...
6 years ago
You would be the first to know Pussy.
6 years ago
you should have come up with an easier name to make fun of, like mine is easy for noobs to come up with dick weed. cant give them too much of a challenge or they will run out of energy too quickly, like failux here
6 years ago
nononono hill, he just won!! didnt you see it? he pwned me so hard, got me all worked up and shit...
6 years ago
http://twitter.com/muchosucko
what do you guys think? good background?
6 years ago
i love romeo and juliet. the ending is such a turn on, i fap every time
6 years ago
Two dead teenagers ftw.
6 years ago
@yak: meh
6 years ago
what would you suggest/
6 years ago
classic mucho logo
6 years ago
The Alaskan flag.
6 years ago
One of Evildaves pics...
6 years ago
id have to find that ;/
6 years ago
and by classic.. which classic do you mean :p
6 years ago
just the finger. the bunny and this kid is also pretty classic
6 years ago
faceless cat
6 years ago
has that certain mucho "je ne sais quoi" but is not as flat-out revolting as the teeth
6 years ago
happybirthday cat? yea thats a good one
6 years ago
Shut the fuck up, swill, you degenerate shirt lifting vaseline abuser. I was busy. Oh, and hi.
6 years ago
drums 22nd birthday
6 years ago
you cant abuse vaseline, it will do ANYTHING, and i only wear a shirt when i have to... also pants
6 years ago
yeah, i believe it was birthdaycat. i think the muchoname was worlds best lolcat? and was the place where i got banned
6 years ago
Kid kicking the flower in the fucking face
6 years ago
yea it was my first lolcat attempt... i think it turned out well..
http://twitter.com/muchosucko
6 years ago
did you change it yet? cuz i still see the teeth, why d you put up the twitter link again?
6 years ago
F5
6 years ago
FY
6 years ago
FY2
6 years ago
^i iz got teh new nooble-doggy
6 years ago
bird, you got a little something stuck to the bottom of your shoe
6 years ago
he's a bad and unreliable doggy, i don't think i will keep him...
6 years ago
it could be worse:/

persona, anyone?
6 years ago
great, in here he follows me around, but if i call him he stays the fuck away, what a stupid specimen he is...
6 years ago
jesus buttfuck christ you guys I'm not reading all that.
6 years ago
Tell Jebus you're sorry now.
6 years ago
jesus I'm sorry for steel's faggotry
6 years ago
you dont want to read it, its a fuster cluck of noobish nothingness
6 years ago
not being creative but i might as well....

http://muchosucko.com/79592/Popcorngif
6 years ago
was that a reply fail? you're lucky i was busy!
6 years ago
teehee that was just for the whole post all together
6 years ago
recover password
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