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Tijuana Picnic

Get baked...enjoy chicken!

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted August 18th 2011

403 comments
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Tijuana Picnic
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Bucket, and this is nothing like Tijuana.
3 years ago
whoosh
3 years ago
Not really.
3 years ago
no, really
3 years ago
No, I get it. It's vintage shit and an add. I was making a statement. If you have been to Tijuana before you would get it.
3 years ago
my point exactly
3 years ago
Please, explain.
3 years ago
its a picture of an nuclear american family. spending time together on a picnic. and they are fans of contemporary artist herb alpert and the tijuana brass.
3 years ago
but im sure you get that already
3 years ago
Yeah, not seein' that. FYI, "whoosh" (over your head) usually means something obvious to everyone and when someone misses it THEN it's necessary. Which is why your comment doesn't work. Not everyone is familiar with the great contemporary artist Herb Alpert.
3 years ago
thats because he was contemporary in the 60's when this is from. okay fuckhead
3 years ago
see ya later buddy
3 years ago
So please, explain the "whoosh". Saying that makes you assume everyone knows who the fuck he is. I'm basically getting at that comment because I'm pretty sure you don't know what the fuck it means. Even though I've explained it already. And fuck you bird.
3 years ago
yea shut the fuck up
3 years ago
bye bye
3 years ago
Go to bed asshole.
3 years ago
HaHaHaHaHa
3 years ago
kill yourself
3 years ago
goodbye
3 years ago
whoosh
3 years ago
Nice one. I'm glad you spent time on capitalizing those h's.
3 years ago
no man, fuck you! he wooshed you for good reason and trying to get out of that only makes you look more stupid. tijuana brass is legend and you're a fucking fail of a garage-dweller for not knowing them and defending you totally moot point.

next time you should either get it or shut the fuck up, so basically, be nothing like you are now...
3 years ago
Really? So just because I don't know/listen/like some shit that you like means that I fail?
3 years ago
retard
3 years ago
You're also assuming that everyone knows who the fuck they are. They don't. Hence the reason why "whoosh" doesn't work.
3 years ago
i just explained to you why you failed you stubborn son of a bitch, are you really that dense?

we're done here.
3 years ago
jesus christ, i should not have refreshed......

SHUT UP FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU FAILED!!
3 years ago
And I explained why your argument doesn't work. Just because you know who the fuck these guys are doesn't make your point valid, it just makes you an asshole who thinks everyone that doesn't know who they are an idiot.
3 years ago
okay let me break it down for you, your definition of *woosh* is just wrong, there's no "everybody" in this, just you. YOU did not get it, it went over YOUR head, the sound produced by that act is fucking *woosh*, you're trying to argue about some silent moral majority you claimm is just as ignornat and unknowing as you, but that is entirely beside the point, because indica was talking about only YOU and only YOUR fucking head it went over, and my god how it did...
3 years ago
shithead
3 years ago
*bro-knuckles obama-buddha*
3 years ago
he walked himself right into it
3 years ago
I re-read that shit like 3x. Still don't get it. Maybe I'd have to know who the fuck this band is to get it. Nothing's over my head if I know what the fuck I'm talking about. So if it's a "knowing who the band is" thing, then fuck you.
3 years ago
and go fuck yourself
3 years ago
bye
3 years ago
No, go fuck YOURSELF. Go listen to that fucking band.
3 years ago
"Nothing's over my head if I know what the fuck I'm talking about."

but you weren't and so it was.

i don't have any doubts your mum dropped you on your head as a kid, but by now i'm wondering if she ever picked you up or just kicked you for good measure about a thousand times...
3 years ago
You're right, not everyone knows who they are. Just everybody but you.
3 years ago
Are you kidding? Just because I don't know of a stupid fucking band I'm an idiot? Jesus.
3 years ago
ok ladies... look down the screen a little for a second... then you can get back to your flirting..
3 years ago
already did, tard-o!!
3 years ago
Easily found information: Alpert's musical accomplishments include five number one hits, twenty-eight albums on the Billboard charts, eight Grammy Awards, fourteen Platinum albums and fifteen Gold albums. As of 1996, Alpert had sold 72 million albums worldwide. Unfortunately none of those albums made it into the station wagon that SteeLxLiver grew up in.
3 years ago
Nope, they did not. Tell me how that makes me an idiot?
3 years ago
It doesn't. You make yourself an idiot. Well, your parents contributed, what with the defective DNA and all.
3 years ago
steel's achillies heel is never knowing when to stop
3 years ago
no shit
3 years ago
SNIKT, explain how? I'm sure everyone knows who Tijuana Brass is right? Trying to defend myself doesn't make me an idiot dickhead.
3 years ago
i don't know who they are.
not sure how not knowing some bands name makes someone an idiot tho...
then again i obviously don't care as much about music as most people... i guess that makes me an idiot too huh
3 years ago
when exactly did "everybody in the world did get it apart from you" the only valid definition of *woosh* ?

what, it did not? never has been? oh, sucks to be steelxliver then.
3 years ago
become* - SHIT
3 years ago
just because something goes over your head doesn't make you an idiot. steel should fuck off
3 years ago
Tell me where "become" adds in.
3 years ago
nobody cares
3 years ago
""when exactly did "everybody in the world did get it apart from you" BECOME the only valid definition of *woosh* ?""

jesus, if you could not even figure that one out, i don't think any further show of your stupidity could surprise me...
3 years ago
Indica, do you not understand? Something doesn't go over your head if it's not entirely known by most people. Get it? If it's common knowledge and someone still misses the point, then a "woosh" is perfectly necessary. Not just some random "he doesn't get it, but I do" bullshit.
3 years ago
no bye see ya later
3 years ago
no. false. wrong.

oh and btw, the tijuana brass are so friggin well-known that you aren't even helping your cause with that faulty definition.
3 years ago
It will take a bit. Your dad saw your mom in a sleazy bar on the wrong side of the tracks. One roofie and 2 beers later he was spending 38 seconds shooting his sperm into her asshole. The one that would fertilize her heroin addled egg drizzled down her taint and hit her vagina. It was a harrowing journey, almost ended by the mutant crabs she was infested with, but the sperm was sex crazed and retard strong and was able to complete the trip. Your mom cut back on the heroin use while she was pregnant with you (the extra alcohol she drank helped), but the chromosonal damage had been done. Then one day after pulling a train with 4 of the local garbagemen to make some extra money for smokes and NightTrain she squeezed you out standing up, aided by slippery jizz that had accumulated inside her. That was unfortunate as the drop from her worn out vag left you with a dent in your skull that did not go away for over 2 years. I wish that was all that was involved in creating the huge idiot that you have become, but it is only the earliest beginnings of the process. Time constraints restrict me from continuing, as I have a life outside of explaining the simple to the simple (who am I kidding, I work tech support, I explain the simple to the simple every day). You can continue the story if you like, or the rest of the degenerates can simply use their imaginations. On that not, I bid you good day.
3 years ago
Haha, are they? I live 20 minutes away from Tijuana and nobody knows who the fuck they are and/or talk about them.
3 years ago
whoosh!
3 years ago
from urban dictionary:

1. Woosh 234 up, 13 down

Used to denote when a comment has gone over someone's head. Onomatopoetic to the sound of an object moving past you at an accelerated pace.

Made even funnier when saying "woosh" also makes no sense to the person that earned the "woosh", thus making a combo that cannot be countered until combo-broken.

so, where's the part with that silent majority that has to get it that you so desperately defend yourself with? oh, look, it's not there!!

also:

*slow claps for SNIKT*
3 years ago
whoosh!
3 years ago
the funniest part about this whole thread is the fact that he seriously pointed out 2 things
one.. claudes picture is in the bucket.. and two that looks nothing like tijuana
i wonder if the woosh is deserved for some other people in this thread :P
3 years ago
Good comeback bud.
3 years ago
Not you yak.
3 years ago
Everyone's talking about a fucking band.
3 years ago
Oh yeah. urbandictionary.
3 years ago
its ok... i dont really get offended... ever
unless i do.. then sometimes i do...
;P
3 years ago
not sure if yak is trolling right now
3 years ago
He's right. Look at what I originally said.
3 years ago
Or did you just jump on the bandwagon.
3 years ago
i am not trolling... i literally never troll

this isnt even a forum.. its not even possible TO troll on here...

that being said... i honestly dont know who the hell the band is.... but like i said up there.. i dont really give two shits about music so i dont know why the fuck i should know or care who it is :P

its not like its a bottle of coke and someone is going 'what the fuck is coke?'
3 years ago
steels main problem in this entire thread... was his response TO the woosh....

this whole thread could have easily been avoided.. but where is the fun in that?? :P
3 years ago
exactly
3 years ago
Exactly? Dude, you're missing the point. The point is that you acted like everyone knew who the fuck the band was. So my comment made you basically say "wow, thats way over your head you fucking idiot." Maybe no ones ever heard of that fucking band?
3 years ago
dear mr. steelxliver,

the word tijuana in this case refers to the tijuana brass and not the mexican city of the same name, not getting that, looking at the pic and declaring "but but, it looks nothing like tijuana herp derp" earned you a *woosh* because you did not see the right context to put the pic in, hence it went over your head, that is all. how many people actually know the band and thus are able to put it in the right context is entirely besides the point, you did not and could not and therefore got wooshed correctly. you assumed that it takes some form of majority of people who are "in the know" to make a *woosh* valid, but it does not, it only takes on dip-shit who is not, and in this case, that dip-shit was you. to further clarify i even added a definition of what a *woosh* is that is validated by over 200 people and contradicts the faulty definition that only you validate.

end of story. i'm done here, anything you will say from this point on will only solidify your stupidity.

good day!









and on that note i will now stop contributing to this discussion.
3 years ago
your doing it again
3 years ago
If I posted a picture of a band you've never heard of and you commented. If I said "woosh" would you think I'm an asshole?
3 years ago
what are you a faggot
3 years ago
Aaaah. Now I get it, too
3 years ago
i still dont get it.
that scene does NOT LOOK LIKE TIJUANA AT ALL
oh.. and claude on the bucket.
3 years ago
*lols really hard at yaks comment*
3 years ago
im with steel on this.. fuck you all
3 years ago
Dear Mr. Seagull. First off, Tijuana is NOT a word. Second, I've already said that something COMPLETELY obvious and someone not getting it deserves a "woosh" (as stupid as it fucking is). Third, it was a picture. I was commenting on it. I took it as a real album cover, maybe it is. I said that it look's nothing like Tijuana (not a word) and that's all. Then Indica said "woosh". Refer to the beginning of this to remind you of "woosh". So I was not in the wrong at all. You guys were. You knew the band and I didn't. I'm glad you did, so go fuck yourselves on your high horses.
3 years ago
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In language, a word is the smallest free form that may be uttered in isolation with semantic or pragmatic content (with literal or practical meaning).
3 years ago
Is that all you've got?
3 years ago
Tijuana isn't a word? Say it ain't so. It works so well with those other groupings of letters that (I'm fairly certain) are words. Or is it just that Tijuana is a word that not everybody knows about or has heard of? If so then, deservedly, woosh me, as I've always considered a proper name to be, in fact and actuality, a word. You are the weakest link, buh-bye.
3 years ago
ha
3 years ago
bye
3 years ago
Use it in a sentence, without stating a city.
3 years ago
tijuana is to a word
3 years ago
so, as you don't seem to be putting down the shovle anytime soon, there's really one thing left to say:

enjoy china!
3 years ago
Anyone? Use it in a sentence, without stating a city.
3 years ago
tee-hee-hee, words,verbs, it's the same thing to him!!
3 years ago
no
3 years ago
SteelxLiver is a Tijuana sized idiot.

word (wûrd)
n.
1. A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning and may consist of a single morpheme or of a combination of morphemes.
2. Something said; an utterance, remark, or comment:
3 years ago
Good job.
3 years ago
Whoooosh.
3 years ago
sigh:
"Tijuana can be used in a sentence pretty easily."
3 years ago
Look up Tijuana in the dictionary.
3 years ago
^ there you go
3 years ago
I can speak gibberish. Doesn't make it a word.
3 years ago
i'm literally laughing out loud right now. ignorance, stupidity and stubbornness, the fucking trifecta of fail!!
3 years ago
gibberish is actually a word tho......
3 years ago
Tijuana is where steel fucked a chicken
3 years ago
I'm saying, I could just yell out random shit and letters. Doesn't make it a word.
3 years ago
Seagull, it's okay. You lost. Just ignore it.
3 years ago
Good job Indica.
3 years ago
I feel like I'm in the Godfather movies. Every time I try to get out, they pull me back in!!
3 years ago
it's a sentence and it's not gibberish
3 years ago
hahaahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa, you really think a word that is a proper noun in another language is gibberish? wait, you do know that there's other languages in the world, no?
3 years ago
I can speak gibberish. Meaning, I can make shit up at random, does NOT make it a word even though by definition :A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning and may consist of a single morpheme or of a combination of morphemes.
3 years ago
you did never finish high school did you?
3 years ago
just read back that definition, maybe the flaw in your logic will occur to you then...
3 years ago
Seagull, tell me what Tijuana means and I'll back down.
3 years ago
its a city
3 years ago
So you're saying anything coming out of your mouth, whether its a cough or laugh is a word?
3 years ago
uhm, i do believe it's the name of a city in mexico, ergo it's a proper spanish noun.
if you really believe that that is not enough to make it a "real" word, then you really are severly impaired on a cognitive level..
3 years ago
Indica...... Good job.
3 years ago
you're a piece of crap
3 years ago
bye
3 years ago
Would you call New York a word?
3 years ago
HaHaHaHaHa
3 years ago
From Merriam-Webster:

Definition of TIJUANA

city NW Mexico on United States border in Baja California pop 991,592

dic·tio·nary noun \ˈdik-shə-ˌner-ē, -ˌne-rē\


1
: a reference source in print or electronic form containing words usually alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, etymologies, meanings, and syntactical and idiomatic uses.

Again, whoosh!
3 years ago
I'd call New York 2 words.
3 years ago
looks like i really have to spell it out, here have another look i capitalized the important part for you:

A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, THAT SYMBOLIZES AND COMMUNICATES A MEANING. so, if i say or write "Tijuana" i use an actual word because i refer to a city in mexico. if however you make up a word consisting of random sounds, like, uhm, let's say "Rafradsgenaggle" it would not be considered a word because it does not have any meaning. you think you got it now?
3 years ago
From Merriam-Webster.

city NW Mexico on United States border in Baja California pop 991,592
3 years ago
totally copyrighting "rafradsgenaggle" now, what an awesome word!

ouh wait, should i ut a meaning on it to make it a word:

Rafradsgenaggle, the

totally senseless endeavour, like trying to teach a pig how to fly or explaining the basics of linguistics to steelxliver.
3 years ago
example sentence:

"participating in this thread turned out to be one fucking rafradsgenaggle"
3 years ago
sasfkashdfkskf <-----Word.
3 years ago
pffffft communicates a meaning... it however is not a word.. .so... guess what.. FAIL
however... tijuana is a word, but it is a name of a place... that does not make it not a word...
3 years ago
Like I said, use Tijuana in a sentence without naming a city.
3 years ago
Tell me the definition of York and Tijuana,
3 years ago
Floccinaucinihilipilification <-----Word.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconioses<----Word.
Tijuana<----Word.
SteeLxLiver<-----Idiot.<----Word.
3 years ago
you really dont get it huh? seriously, did you or did you not attend any form of school in your life?
3 years ago
New York is two words.
3 years ago
ive used tijuana several times now in a sentence.. <--- one
a similar word to tijuana is a common in regional folklore, a myth exists purporting that the name is a conjunction of tia juana, the Spanish language version of aunt jane. <--- another sentence
3 years ago
yak, your trolling will only confuse him...
3 years ago
Wow, Im slow. Steel, you are a serious dipshit.
3 years ago
steel, why do you think that names aren't words?
3 years ago
they are both cities
3 years ago
Sorry, it's pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis<----Word. My bad.
3 years ago
york - a member of the royal house of england that ruled from 1461 to 1485.
fact.
3 years ago
hehe, hank wants to get his rafradsgenaggle on as well....
3 years ago
how the fuck am i trolling
3 years ago
Its still a word even if it names a city.

Hank is a word. The most regal word of all.
3 years ago
Try the dictionary.
3 years ago
ork (jɔːk)

— vb
( tr ) cricket to bowl or try to bowl (a batsman) by pitching the ball under or just beyond the bat
3 years ago
there is a resturant here called tijuana flats.
3 years ago
It's getting more and more fucked up.
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure Tijuana is not in the dictionary.
3 years ago
Damn, copy/paste abilities deteriorating, missed the y in york. Even by your fucked up, idiotic ideals, york is a word. And by the rest of the worlds Tijuana is as well.
3 years ago
its ok.. cuz ork and orc are both words as well
3 years ago
Try pulling your head out of your ass and listening to people who actually know what they are talking about.

They see me rafradsgenaggling. They daplatsbenaggling, badfagbabbling. They try to catch me ffoorkelingsnoffling dirty.
3 years ago
I don't consider anything that can't be used in a sentence without being a place/name a word.
3 years ago
Steel. Listen you fucker. you don't know what words are. you little fuck
3 years ago
I posted the Merriam-Webster dictionary entry for Tijuana quite a ways up this thread. You do know how to use the scroll, don't you?
3 years ago
You posted the dictionary entry as well. That's a double fail at life.
3 years ago
steel is the troll. no one is actually this dumb
3 years ago
Yeah, I looked it up too just for the fuck of it. The second "paragraph" was not there.
3 years ago
SteeLxLiver
From Merriam-Webster.

city NW Mexico on United States border in Baja California pop 991,592
3 years ago
so, steel, answer my question, what kind of school did you attend? did you graduate?
3 years ago
It does not matter what you consider, Steel. It's not like you could make up all definitions just to feel better. Well you could...but then it's just you and your twisted mind. That's all I have to say about it.
3 years ago
It doesnt matter what YOU consider a word, fuckface. The dictionary definition is what matters. And the definition of word, and the dictionary listing of Tijuana have already been posted. You are, without a doubt, 100% wrong and a huge embarrassing failure to the human race.
3 years ago
just because you dont consider something something.. doesnt make it not something...........
lack of understanding doesnt change whats truth
3 years ago
So bird, use Tijuana in a sentence without naming a city.
3 years ago
wow... all 3 of us.. 3 completely different responses all saying the same thing :P
3 years ago
Just sayin.
3 years ago
3 comments in a row pointing out the same thing. 1 dumbfuck with his fingers in his ears.
3 years ago
common sense is a bitch isn't it...
3 years ago
he's all like:

"i don't care what the world is like, i don't care about your superiour knowledge or intellect, i'm being as obnoxiously ignorant as i can and y'all better deal, bitches,
who cares for scientific definitions of things when there's actual words inside my head that keep on telling me that i am right?"

i'm pretty close to actually admiring that somehow....
3 years ago
Just fuck off
3 years ago
Nope, sorry. I don't consider Tijuana a word. Or any name for that fact. If it doesn't have a definition then yeah.
3 years ago
They see me rafradsgenaggling. They daplatsbenaggling, badfagbabbling. They try to catch me ffoorkelingsnoffling dirty
3 years ago
"tijuana is a word that is used to designate a city in mexico"

there's your sentence, try wrapping your head around THAT. read it very closely and you will see that i don't use it to refer to the city in mexico, i use it to refer to it's name....

did i just blow your mind?
3 years ago
You mean...he's christian, Seagull?
3 years ago
Nope, I said try using Tijuana without mentioning a city.
3 years ago
Well, fucking imbecile, when you write your dictionary then your own particular definition of something might have some value. But, until then,it has about as much worth as a fart in the fucking wind.
3 years ago
Tijuana is where steel prostitutes himself to johns
3 years ago
When "Tijuana" isn't a word, no matter in which context whatsoever...what is it then?
3 years ago
WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO???

answer the fucking question already!
3 years ago
i shall use the word tijuana (not the city) in a sentence.
^ a complete sentence without using tijuana (the city)
this isnt rocket appliances
3 years ago
A proper noun or proper name is a noun representing a unique entity (such as London, Jupiter, John Hunter, or Toyota), as distinguished from a common noun, which represents a class of entities (or nonunique instance[s] of that class)—for example, city, planet, person or corporation).
3 years ago
Nouns are words. So are proper nouns. So is tard.
3 years ago
Why am I even commenting to this complete nonsense?
3 years ago
hank.. apparently in steels world proper nouns are not words...... YOU NOOB
3 years ago
Tijuana is the name of a fucking city. If it doesn't have a definition, then in my book it's not a real work and I don't mean definition from wikipedia.

@Seagull RETARD SCHOOL APPARENTLY.
3 years ago
word*
3 years ago
And, oddly, his Mucho Rep has risen since this thread started. The world just ain't right.
3 years ago
In your book, really? LOL
3 years ago
apparently, did you graduate "herpa cum derpa" ?

3 years ago
if something like this doesnt create a reputation.. i dont know what does...
3 years ago
Thanks for keepin' tabs. shithead.
3 years ago
I have actually read a few books on basic linguistics and Ive had conversations similar to this one before. Trying to discuss language with a person who knows not of what they speak is pointless as fuck.

The problem is that language is such a fundamental part of who we are everyone is sure they know what they are talking about.
3 years ago
Book without words I guess. Malen nach Zahlen.
3 years ago
okay guys, we gotta inception this shit out, go one fucking level deeper:

what, mr. liver is a "definition"? because i'm pretty sure "name of a city in mexico" is one...but apparently i'm wrong, so please, define "definition" for me...
3 years ago
and steel.. what definition are you referring to.. the fact that its in a dictionary?
that book that contains definitions of WORDS? yeah.. tijuana is in there... know why?
its a word.
3 years ago
Can you use it in a sentence? Nope.
3 years ago
Tijuana has a very nice definition. Anyone can see that it does.
3 years ago
by now we used it in a sentence about a bajillion times.... what is wrong with you?

3 years ago
how old are you steel?
3 years ago
Tijuana has been used in many sentences in this thread.
3 years ago
So you can't use Tijuana in a sentence? Is that so? Oder do you mean that for you, in your humble opinion, a word has to be...oh fuck I can't do this. Fuck you!
3 years ago
Use it without mentioning the city of Tijuana.
3 years ago
im seriously like looking at this thread and wondering what would happen if someone were to ask steel how to pronounce tijuana
like a kid points to the screen cuz its trying to learn how to read and says 'how do you pronounce that word?' and steel looks at it and just sees literally a blank spot were the word should be....
or does he say 'thats not a word thats a name of a place'
and the kid asks 'ok well whats the word for the name of that place'
and he responds 'there isnt a word for it'
and the kid says 'well the word is written RIGHT FUCKING THERE SO WHAT DOES THAT WORD SAY?!'
3 years ago
A name is a word or term used for identification. Names can identify a class or category of things, or a single thing, either uniquely, or within a given context.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name
3 years ago
no already
3 years ago
i dont get this picture at all nor do i give a fuck what its supposed to mean or what any of you fucking assholes think it supposed to mean. you all should have shut the fuck up 4 hours ago
3 years ago
A NAME IS A WORD or term used for identification.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name
3 years ago
seriously how old are you? you sound like your 15
3 years ago
The word Tijuana derives from the Kumeyaay word Tiwan, meaning by-the-sea.

There, are you happy? I'll bet not, because daddy only fucked you in the ass, and not in the vag like he did with your sister.
3 years ago
@yak, there's a NAME for it. Just not a word. A word/verb for Tijuana would be like dirty/fucked up/shitty/
3 years ago
steel, heres a question.. what word do you use for tijuana?
like when you are reading a sentence such as the one i just typed.
like read my first sentence out loud.. what word do you use after the word 'for' and before the '?' ?
3 years ago
*adjective*
3 years ago
Names are words. NAMES ARE FUCKING WORDS. Look it up, you fucking fool.
3 years ago
If I use it without context to the city of Tijuana, it's meaning would be another. Like...let's say...Tijuana Brass, but if I use it, there will be a meaning because without it I would use a different word instead. That's what it's all about. There can be more than one definitions and/or meanings for one word. Just because you don't know everything connetcted to a word and it's meanings or interpretations does lure into ignorance. I know. And for fuck's sake, you are a brilliant example.
3 years ago
This fucking moron doesnt even know what a word is. LOL!
3 years ago
Not in my book hank.
3 years ago
he really thinks that names aren't words. maybe i even was right earlier when i said he thinks only verbs are real words. it's really fucked up how oblivious to facts a human being can be....
3 years ago
Education is so important.
3 years ago
tell me the word you say when you read my sentence out loud
thats all i ask
3 years ago
Your book doesnt mean a fucking thing, idiot.
3 years ago
steel, you don't have a fucking book, it's astonishing you even know how to type.
3 years ago
I think that one human being alone can't be that dumb. So...obviously he's trolling. Which at least kept me busy for a while. But now I have to lurk around for stuff to submit, cu in another thread.
3 years ago
here... let me paste you a little from a website that is teaching foreigners english grammar
please... make sure you read every word (even the words you dont think exist yet you read anyway)

Proper nouns ( also called proper names) are the words which name specific people, organisations or places. They always start with a capital letter.

For example:-
Each part of a person's name is a proper noun:-

Lynne Hand - Elizabeth Helen Ruth Jones ...
The names of companies, organisations or trade marks:-

Microsoft - Rolls Royce - the Round Table - WWW
Given or pet names of animals:-

Lassie Trigger Sam
The names of cities and countries and words derived from those proper nouns:-

Paris - London - New York - England - English
Geographical and Celestial Names:-

the Red Sea - Alpha Centauri - Mars
Monuments, buildings, meeting rooms:-

The Taj Mahal - The Eiffel Tower - Room 222
Historical events, documents, laws, and periods:-

the Civil War - the Industrial Revolution - World War I
Months, days of the week, holidays:-

Monday - Christmas - December
Religions, deities, scriptures:-

God - Christ - Jehovah - Christianity - Judaism - Islam - the Bible - the Koran - the Torah
Awards, vehicles, vehicle models and names, brand names:-

the Nobel Peace Prize - the Scout Movement - Ford Focus - the Bismarck - Kleenex - Hoover
3 years ago
liver, the reason i asked about your schooling earlier was that i really don't see how you could ever have learned to process new information and incorporate it into your existing knowledge, or in short, it seems like you never learned anything in your enitre life, not even how to learn anything.
3 years ago
please note 'proper nouns (also called proper names) are the ******WORDS***** which name specific people, organizations or places
also keep in mind.. this is a site that is for teaching people proper grammar.
3 years ago
I used it in a sentence without referring to the city. Here, I'll post it again.

The word Tijuana derives from the Kumeyaay word Tiwan, meaning by-the-sea.

Any other rules that you make up or pull out of your ass that you'd like us to destroy?
3 years ago
this is like seriously the biggest and hardest game of mind-boggle i have ever played...

please steelxliver, please for all that is good and holy, please tell us that you were trolling the entire time, because i really don't wanna believe that there's people as tremendously stupid as this in the world.
3 years ago
The holocaust was fake.
3 years ago
Guys...it's a fine line between encountering obvious dumbness and getting trolled by a wanker who's laughing his ass off about people who seriously start an argument. Got it?
3 years ago
You know, people are free to change the definition of existing words as they like. But problems will arise in communication when everyone in a group except for one person is using one definition of a word and the single individual is using a different definition.

For purposes of debate, agreeing on the terms being used is absolutely necessary. Since we cant agree on the definition of the term 'word', we cant have any meaningful discussion on the issue.
3 years ago
i called troll before you anacoran. before all of you guys
3 years ago
Of course the holocaust was fake! I never saw a picture of it with tits and the Mucho-Sign. So...fake as can be.
3 years ago
SteelxLiver
The holocaust was fake.
1 minute ago

is that your way of saying "yes i wuz teh troll" ?
3 years ago
Im pretty sure hes really that dumb.
3 years ago
Yeah, you were first Indica. As always. Happy now?
3 years ago
and fuck youself steel you faggot
3 years ago
Without that shitty spelling.
3 years ago
Hes gonna claim troll, so he can sorta pretend hes not an ignoramus and hope somebody believes him.
3 years ago
The beginning of the argument was real though. The whole band shit.
3 years ago
big time hank
3 years ago
Well now you had your 15 minutes of fame, Steel. How do you feel?^^
3 years ago
Hank's right.
3 years ago
so do i hank, a real troll would have gotten bored a long time ago.

but i do suspect he knows by now how utterly wrong his definitions are and is just to big a pussy to admit defeat.

the first post in which he said "tijuana is not a word" was the real him though, there's no doubt about it.
3 years ago
where i clean whooshed you and you cried like a fag?
3 years ago
I didn't cry like a fag. You were absolutely wrong on the matter.
3 years ago
teeheehee. yeah, let's get back on that *woosh* thing!
3 years ago
oh you cried
3 years ago
Don't you woosh anybody again. Look at all the mess you created.
3 years ago
yeah, okay, you're really no troll, you just don't know how to process information....

i pity you.
3 years ago
The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled people make poor decisions and reach erroneous conclusions, but their incompetence denies them the metacognitive ability to recognize their mistakes.
3 years ago
Where'd you copy that from sweetheart?
3 years ago
If that is true, Hank....Oh...I can see Kruger-People!
3 years ago
The paper, titled "Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments," won a 2000 Ig Nobel Prize.
3 years ago
"Own" is the word!
3 years ago
Good job, I'll argue away with you any subject even if I know it's wrong.
3 years ago
yeah, fuck you hank, everybody knows that copypasted information is worthless, it's either been in your head forever or it's not real or of importance!!!

what the fuck is "learning", and what is "new" supposed to mean? i'm pretty sure those aren't real words...
3 years ago
Are you saying that since I copied it it doesnt apply to you? My copying it invalidates the whole reference. Thats not logically sound, boner.
3 years ago
Thats a good statement to end this shit once and for all
3 years ago
@Seagull. Just because someone wrote a book or made a fucking blog doesn't make it legit or valid.
3 years ago
"Unskilled and Unaware of It"

I think weve got a new Mucho slogan here guys.
3 years ago
Are you really that dumb, Hank?
3 years ago
Actually what I said ends it.
3 years ago
No, asshat, the point is that just because somebody copy/pasted it doesnt make it invalid.

Your idiotic comments throughout are what make it valid.
3 years ago
Apparently im too dumb to know wtf you are talking about, Rancoron.
3 years ago
The point is that I was giving away free tickets to the not-getting-trolled-section and you threw them away. With both hands. But please: Do go on. It's most interesting.
3 years ago
Like I said to seagull. Copying something from some page doesn't make you right. I can easily say some random, dumb as fuck shit and post it online as a philosopher, and someone will agree and copy/paste the shit. Does that make it fact? Nope, far from it.
3 years ago
Here, Ive got some tickets to the mind-your-own-fucking-business section.

You want them?
3 years ago
he wasn't trolling until late. he's just a retard. hanks still cool.
3 years ago
You were saying?
3 years ago
Daaaaang. He really put you in your place.
3 years ago
The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled people make poor decisions and reach erroneous conclusions, but their incompetence denies them the metacognitive ability to recognize their mistakes....The paper, titled "Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments," won a 2000 Ig Nobel Prize.
3 years ago
Oh yeah. Whammy.
3 years ago
You know.... I wrote that Hank.
3 years ago
loul deng
3 years ago
Okay, I'm goin' to bed. Fuck you Indica, that woosh shit is still over your head.
3 years ago
well, it went over someone's head alright...
3 years ago
luol deng shut you up bitch http://theboxusa.blogspot.com/2011/03/is-luol-deng-most-underrated-player-in.html. DAAAAANG
3 years ago
all I got from this thread was steel made 2 observations, where claude was in the pic and that it the scene didn't look like tijuana. I with yak on this one.
3 years ago
wow, glad i missed this thread
3 years ago
@ SNIKT, enjoyed your diatribe on a users origin up there.

If I recall correctly, I wrote one about Hank back in the day..

Both were glorious! Haha!
3 years ago
link?
3 years ago
I really don't know how I'd ever find it Poss, unless you could look up a users entire comment history and sort through it one by one?

3 years ago
Hey!...

Happy Birthday Hank! :)
3 years ago
ok, just writing all the shit for mucho pro.... pipe in if you have any more ideas for it, here is the text i have for what you get so far, it should be hopefully going live within the day or two:
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we have a shit-ton of features that we plan on adding over the next little while that we want to give to our pro members, but at the moment here is a list of what we are giving you:

noone likes ads, not even us! so first and foremost, no ads

a badge to show that not only are you not a cheapass, you are better than everyone else

the ability to have an animated gif avatar

as a pro member, your votes are worth 2x more mucho rep than regular members

the ability to see submissions the second they get posted! this gives you the ultimate ability to decide what gets posted on mucho by using your votes to decide what gets featured.
^ i haven't decided if the 'new' section is going to become pro only, or if its going to just be lagged, either way i think this is possibly the easiest way to get the 'featured' section more on track with comments.

your own @muchosucko.com email address! thats right, chicks (and dudes) dig a muchosucko.com email address. imap, pop3, with webmail as well, or if you want just a forward to your current email address.

a huge thanks from us


here are some of the things we have planned or are currently working on (keep in mind, this will constantly be added to and changed):

comment highlighting, so you quickly can see whats been said since you last visited a page

no ads at all, for anyone, on any of your submissions (unless you want it, more about that next)

a cut of the advertising revenue on your submissions!

a specially designed SUPER mobile friendly version of mucho

the ability to 'ignore' users. sometimes a user just gets on your nerves, so we figure you should be able to ignore them, this will make it so you can turn off a users comments, submissions or both, so they won't show up for you.

access to the mucho spy page! see exactly what is going on with mucho in real time

ability to 'submit a fakeout', basically a normal submission, but instead of the *real* thumb we let you upload your own thumbnail, just to fake all those poor people out.

ability to 'share as fakeout', pretty much the normal sharing url, except not only will it have a fake thumbnail and such, it will come from a complete unrelated domain than muchosucko.com (we will set up a bunch of fake domains that you will be able to choose from)
for example: you want to send 2girls1cup to your girlfriend, so instead of sending her muchosucko.com/2girls1cup you could send her omgsocute.com/kitty-vs-toiletroll


access to the mucho jail, not only will this let you see who is 'banned' on mucho, but we thought it would be cool to allow pro members to literally fuck with the users who are banned, by making their background change on mucho, faking them out on posts (having them click a link and sending them to a totally different video when they hit play) and various other fun things!

cool statistics for your submissions and comments, your very own user dashboard

anything else within reason you guys suggest, remember this is features for you guys, so sometimes we might not even think of something so let us know what you think pro members should be able to do, chances are we will add it in.
--------------------

what else do you guys want that isn't in there?
let us know so i can put it in there and start planning on how to make it ;)
3 years ago
sorry for the wall of text....
3 years ago
will there a be a grand total of likes/stfu's on the dashboard and would i be able to see other people's totals as well? i would like that!

also, how long will pro be valid for people who donated and can we choose ourselves when to go pro? thing is, i'll be going away next week for quite some time and i dont want to see my pro time go to waste unused...
3 years ago
donations i dont think will go 'pro' right at the start unfortunately.. its not a matter of not wanting to give the donators something... its a matter of we kinda need the money at the moment so it will most likely be an extension to a pro membership.. if that makes sense?

as far as total likes/stfus yes but that will be more of a non pro thing, the dashboard idea i want to do is more like... actual analytics, so for the stfu/like thing, not only would it tell a pro member how many times a specific user told you to stfu or liked a comment of yours, it would also give you breakdowns for how many times your submissions were viewed, how many upvotes your submissions are getting a day etc

as far as your situation goes im sure we can work something out obviously :P

3 years ago
nice! so, i'm assuming shit will be paypal-based, huh? how expensive will pro be exactly?
3 years ago
exactly (as of this second) 5bucks a month usd, and yes... paypal to start is the idea, possibly google checkout, possibly moneybookers as well.
considering possibly doing a yearly/2year/3year if enough people are interested with a discount.. that is again if enough people are interested
3 years ago
so... basically ~16cents a day
3 years ago
maybe you should have something like "blow for pro", you know, the girls suck you off, the guys send you cocaine...
3 years ago
or vice versa if that's how you roll...
3 years ago
taking cocaine for payment might not go over so well with canadian revenue service ;/
3 years ago
maybe bribe 'em with it then?

if that fails, there's always blowjobs..
3 years ago
"no, i don't know how to account for that illegal drug money i obtained by peddling smut on the internet, but here, let me suck you off...."
3 years ago
The ability to subscribe to pages to get email notifications of new comments.
The ability to get notified of any replies or follow-up comments to your own comment.
Both of the above in a 1 email per comment option, or a daily digest.

So, just to confirm, previous donations don't count to becoming a pro? Bit of a bummer donating $100 and not getting pro. However, saying that, I'd buy a year or two in bulk just to be pro.
3 years ago
How cute. I'll really enjoy the time in jail.
3 years ago
oh, and well done! mucho is evolving to be bigger and better!
3 years ago
both good ideas bull and both ideas i have planned for the site, trying to basically get as 'non annoying' with that type of stuff as possible... just wondering if that should be a 'pro' feature or not.. might be a good thing for pro and then over time maybe downgrade certain features to be normal users as more important ones get added to pro.

for sure pro is going to be getting ajax recent comments as well as possibly ajax comments on the pages themselves (so you wont have to reload a page youre on to see the new comments/replies coming in live)
things like that will be pro, just because pageviews and such dont matter once a person has paid for pro
3 years ago
I'd laugh my ass of if I get banned for whatever and next to me some dipshit who even payed for his cell. Party on.
3 years ago
i suspect we will be 'slightly' more lenient on pro members...


nah..
3 years ago
Oh really? Will pro members have the right to choose which one's gonna toss their salad in jail? Btw I couldn't think of a nastier place in the whole internet than the mucho jail. Must be like the japanese version of Alcatraz with midgets on speed...well...I don't want to think too much about it.
3 years ago
ever see the cartoon superjail? kinda like that.. but more rape
3 years ago
lol ;)
3 years ago
o sorry bull i didnt read what you said properly about the donations and pro...
no i have every intention of having the donations count towards pro, but it will be more like a rolled back thing.. so probably in a few months once things are a little more stable we will apply it, so if you were to get say based off of a donation 2 months free you would have them applied then and for 2 months you wouldnt be billed (kinda like that)
3 years ago
one other thing I thought of while shitting and showering, aka where I do my best thinking. What if you let pros upload multiple pics in a single submission. Like the ability to make a gallery but it upvotes all the pics instead of single ones. Otherwise I might break out my blogspot to link people to full galleries and put ads on that...

And also I remember your suggestion for 'ask a virgin' well since that's not applicable I'm thinking I might have people email me questions to @muchosucko.com and 'ask a drunk drum anything'
3 years ago
I think I'm pretty funny and could make it entertaining. I just would have to learn how to video edit so the first couple (if I do it ) would be kind of bad editing but I'd get better
3 years ago
OH FUCK NO YOU LIL ATTENTION WHORE!!!
3 years ago
i think that the ability to post multiple pictures/videos in one post is going to be just a normal thing i just have to actually get around to doing it
the ask a retard thing (aka you) is still an option tho :P
3 years ago
(pwned)
3 years ago
I'm hilarious when drunk and I think I'm interesting enough and I'm a successful(ish) attention whore
3 years ago
No you're not. Never have been, never will be.
3 years ago
Your opinion doesn't matter to me ancoron.
3 years ago
When a user gets banned, you should give us their home addressees so we can go there and rape them.
3 years ago
Yak didn't you say something once about pay pal basically eating up small sums? How much of a 5 dollar transfer would it take? Maybe Pro membership should only be purchasable in bulk...
3 years ago
thats why we chose 5bucks.. basically we would get about 4.30 if it was lower we would be getting even less but yes, buying in bulk has a benefit of being able to save us a bit, thats not a bad idea... maybe 3 or 6 month chunks or something
3 years ago
What if pro users had the chance to give a "super" thumbs up at a post? Like it could be worth 5 votes instead of the usual 2 and you could only do it once a day, so you had to save it for something you think really deserves it (Not your own subs).
3 years ago
no barret - it would just be abused by noobs and idiots...

"The worst form of government ever invented is "democracy" "
3 years ago
poss, if you gonna quote churchill, at least do it right:

"Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."
3 years ago
barret i was actually thinking about doing something like that... and of course it would be abused... but idiots already are abusing votes in some cases now... as admins we already have the ability to bump posts by 10 points if we feel like it (unlimited times) so it wouldnt be hard to give it to pro members so they could do it like once a day or once a week or whatever
3 years ago
okay, actual suggestion/request here, yak
...pro users get to see a commenter's " Mucho age" and "comment/submission" totals on each post... what with all the Noobs and all the Previously Unheard From Oldsters here these days...
3 years ago
ooh, and also -
a Birthday Button, shows all users who joined within the last 24 hours
3 years ago
ps - i still think the "birthday present" thingy should show up for a week, not just for 24 hours
3 years ago
I want to only be able to see possums comments.
3 years ago
Thats a good idea, but instead of having it show all the time (lots of clutter), it could pop up in a box if you put the mouse over their name or avatar. Like the like/stfu button.
3 years ago
no, alec - i will NOT let you be the Top....get over it
3 years ago
Lets not kid around poss, I would man handle you in the sack and then rape cuddle you when you tried to escape afterward.
3 years ago
you were sexier on K
3 years ago
i agree possum. but i had some small semblance of a life before the site came back. now i have a kid, so..
3 years ago
so..now you are spiderman?
3 years ago
possum that was going to actually be a normal thing (re: seeing rep age etc) on mouseover of a users avatar on a comment.. making it a pro feature isnt really a bad idea i suppose tho
as far as the birthday why do you think a week and not just 24 hours? is there a specific reason?
as far as getting a list of people who also have the same birthday thats a good idea and easy enough to do kinda like the stuf's and such
3 years ago
fuck.. can you keep a secret possum?
3 years ago
24 hours is just...too easy...

*is still butthurt from urklebot and swissfandango encouraging me to kill mice elf*
3 years ago
i dont get it.. what do you mean 24 hours is too easy?
too easy for what?
3 years ago
@candy - absolotively!
3 years ago
i just think that new members need to be "celebrated" for 7 days, instead of 24 hours

3 years ago
oh... the mucho birthday for them is just temp... its going to be a 'noob' icon for probably at least a week.. maybe a month... something like that
3 years ago
let me know if you have any ideas for those btw.... we need a tits icon for users who have shown tits... so therefor a wang icon for guys that have shown wangs... a noob icon for the noobs of course (as well as lots of other ones but im just talking basic ones at the moment)
3 years ago
*golf clap*
3 years ago
does drums 22nd bday pic work for you?
3 years ago
whats the url?
3 years ago
(as a tits icon, i mean)
3 years ago
quit confusing me with your big fancy acronyms
3 years ago
oh i already have the tits and stuff icon figured out.. what about noob
3 years ago
jreese?
3 years ago
I'd like a button I could press that would give me inner peace, a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich, and a bj from the girl in the vid I happen to be watching.

Hey, you asked..
3 years ago
"a cut of the advertising revenue on your submissions!" hmmmm,
2 years ago
...only 25-50% there!
1 month ago
There are times when I'd like to reply with sound. How about a button that plays an embedded .wav? (3 second max)

What about original content? You said once you wanted to encourage that. I could upload 5x if I wasn't editing/shopping.

And I think it's about time everyone learned how to put MS tags on stuff. It's not rocket science.

You might need power-up levels. Maybe think about 3 pro levels-1-3, or bronze, silver, gold, or gay, pre-op, full tranny, flacid,turgid, raging hard-on, you get it ;)

Oh, and not pro-related, just a little bitchy thing, maybe put the metatags in alpha order?
3 years ago
reply fail!
3 years ago
Would be a good idea, the sound-thing. With a play button next to post for the others to hear...let's say..."badum tissss"
3 years ago
*the
3 years ago
yeah, i like that one too! "rimshot" and "wop wop" and "cricket" buttons!!
3 years ago
steelxlivers speakers would explode!!
3 years ago
meta tags?
you mean the sub muchos?
as far as sounds.. get me sounds and its np... can just use a flash player so wav mp3 or whatever
3 years ago
Ya, or just in your comment on a post.
3 years ago
And some small way to edit YOUR OWN posts, if possible. It would be nice to keep a rapid pace of submissions without having to worry/spend time looking for reposts. But if I got called on it, I'd have no problem removing a post.
3 years ago
editing your own posts for title/desc for a certain amount of time is probably cool maybe even deleting for a few min (just incase you post double or something by mistake or a screwup) but i dont want to have the site turn into youtube where users end up fucking shit up all the time by deleting stuff or constantly doing things like that, weve had to already deal with a bunch of posts that were embeddable via youtube and then got removed, or the user decided they didnt want it embeddable anymore things like that so we gotta be careful on that if you see what i mean
3 years ago
To delete own posts would indeed be a nice thing to have. Think about it. You just uploaded something really stupid while drunk. Like getting it on with a retard ginger redhead and you...oh wait! No...that's not an option. It'll cost too much mucho-flair.
3 years ago
*redhead should be midget*
3 years ago
to be fair... thats a reason why you SHOULDNT be able to delete posts ancoron :P
3 years ago
Yeah, I get it!
3 years ago
The other feature I'm hanging for is the achievement awards that put little images next to your name (like the present for newbies) or on your profile.

Speaking of profiles - being able to customise your profile would be welcome too. Maybe just a largish free-text field or something like that.
3 years ago
yea profiles will be much more customizable soon.. right now they are not exactly where we want them ;) but for launch we wanted to have at least 'something' ;)
3 years ago
I don't get this picture, but a tijuana picnic (according to urban dictionary) is when you eat mashed taters and gravy off a chick so upvote
3 years ago
I see that there is alot of work to do.
3 years ago
somewhere in the US a certain cat is rubbing it' adorable little paws and sniggering maliciously at the mayhem it created with one single picture submission.
3 years ago
mooo-hooo-ha-haaaaaa....Ya, bird, I don't fucking get this at all. =/
3 years ago
only on mucho can a picture of people eating kfc spawn into a rant about grammar ;/
3 years ago
more like a rant about linguistics :P
3 years ago
This was a fantastic read. It made my head hurt, but entertaining nonetheless :P
3 years ago
@ heather - there is hope for you yet
3 years ago
So what the hell is a Tijuana? That doesn't even sound like a word.
3 years ago
its because its not a word...its the name of a place... you cant even use it in a fucking sentence without using it as a name of a place... DUH
3 years ago
I ate these tacos from a street vendor and came down with the "Tijuana shits"
3 years ago
@ candy...can you hear me now?
3 years ago
ps - you need to scroll down approx 3 miles to get to the Actually Relevant Info
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
spam
3 years ago
i loved re-reading this.

but seing that 11 months later yak has none of his ideas implemented, thats kinda sad....
2 years ago
guess you didnt hear.. my mom was hit by a semi and nearly died... kinda put things on the backburner...
2 years ago
holy shit, are you serious????

that sucks man, sorry to hear that. when was that, is she better by now?
2 years ago
january and no.. she might never be
2 years ago
i repeat.. she was ran over by a semi :P
2 years ago
how did that happen?
2 years ago
she was walking out of a doorway... wind caught the door as a semi was in the loadingzone/firelane (not sure how you have a combo like that but whatever) there is barely any sidewalk.. semi caught her and dragged her under the wheel, where she was dragged
2 years ago
shit, that's awful. i hope that fucker will pay for that, jail, castration, something like that.
2 years ago
^^ Incredible. 300 comments to a picture of Col Sanders eating chicken.
2 years ago
the material had almost nothing to do with the almost 400 comments...perhaps you could have read them first?
2 years ago
Welcome to Mucho
2 years ago
hahaha, his account is older than both of ours
2 years ago
he's had one submission and he comes up with lame comments.... says so much about him
2 years ago
whoosh
2 years ago
Always knew Steelx was an idiot... but wow that was amazing.
2 years ago
I guess I need a "humour upgrade".
2 years ago
still a funny thread
1 month ago
do you know what a thread is?
1 month ago
a series of comments?
1 month ago
so how is your first comment a thread..... this is now a thread. FUCK
1 month ago
um - how about:
"i still find many of the comments on this here post pretty darn amusing"

?
1 month ago
recover password
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