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Chainsaw accident

I bet this stings.

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by conky

submitted August 16th 2011

47 comments
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Chainsaw accident
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Looks likes he's dropping the F bomb. Fuck you chainsaw i ll be back.
6 years ago
just nasty, its a wonder this guys fingers are still attached...
6 years ago
you should see the chain saw its all mangled and generally fucked ..
6 years ago
ha!
6 years ago
wish i had the pics of my finger when i smashed it off. really was a hoot, i recommend everyone try it at some point.
6 years ago
How did you smash it off.. If you really want smash of some more and take pics you only live once no regrets.
6 years ago
I sliced my pinkie down to the bone it was cool but now I have no feeling in it and a good 2 inch scar starting at the left side going down wrapping around to the right.....hitting a coffee pot on the tap as your taking it out of the sink sucks and it is retarded trying to catch the falling pieces of glass with your hands so they dont cut your feet
6 years ago
been there, cutted the side of my hand totaly open by knocking in a window, they had to reattach the muscles and nerves, of my pink in the side of my palm with a microscope, the outside of my pinky is halfnumb
6 years ago
Meh, been there, done that, got a new fingernail.
6 years ago
nice conk. wish i had one hand with the bone exposed. id where a glove on it like a villain.
6 years ago
'OUT, OUT--'

The buzz-saw snarled and rattled in the yard
And made dust and dropped stove-length sticks of wood,
Sweet-scented stuff when the breeze drew across it.
And from there those that lifted eyes could count
Five mountain ranges one behind the other
Under the sunset far into Vermont.
And the saw snarled and rattled, snarled and rattled,
As it ran light, or had to bear a load.
And nothing happened: day was all but done.
Call it a day, I wish they might have said
To please the boy by giving him the half hour
That a boy counts so much when saved from work.
His sister stood beside them in her apron
To tell them 'Supper'. At the word, the saw,
As if to prove saws knew what supper meant,
Leaped out at the boy's hand, or seemed to leap--
He must have given the hand. However it was,
Neither refused the meeting. But the hand!
The boy's first outcry was a rueful laugh.
As he swung toward them holding up the hand
Half in appeal, but half as if to keep
The life from spilling. Then the boy saw all--
Since he was old enough to know, big boy
Doing a man's work, though a child at heart--
He saw all spoiled. 'Don't let him cut my hand off
The doctor, when he comes. Don't let him, sister!'
So. But the hand was gone already.
The doctor put him in the dark of ether.
He lay and puffed his lips out with his breath.
And then -- the watcher at his pulse took fright.
No one believed. They listened at his heart.
Little -- less -- nothing! -- and that ended it.
No more to build on there. And they, since they
Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs.
6 years ago
ouh, it's just like in english class.

do whitman next!
6 years ago
I dont know any Whitman stuff about a chainsaw accident.
6 years ago
well, it doesn't have to be on this same sub... and not today.
6 years ago
Gotcha.
6 years ago
Shit man,are you on coke or on ivory wave?
6 years ago
Baking powder. Ive got muffins growing out of my nose.
6 years ago
Whats happening Bitcho?
6 years ago
what up..
6 years ago
Long time no see. You still working the truck stop glory holes?
6 years ago
Did the tsunami in Japan killed your whole family and you had to start from scratch again..I am glad Godzilla Fucked you up..
6 years ago
Thanks.
6 years ago
He won't be using that hand to wipe his ass for awhile.
6 years ago
太血腥了啊
6 years ago
i will assume fuck you is a proper response to this
6 years ago
i'd say banhammer is in order as well...
6 years ago
He said "Too bloody."
6 years ago
Snivvle
6 years ago
or Snivel
6 years ago
Haven't heard that name for a while. How did someone here get hold of his pictures? I never figured that out.
6 years ago
snivvle posted his own picture... then everyone else took over ;) we lost snivvle's original post though i think, so it's just reposts and photoshops now
6 years ago
No he used to spam with kapaow or POW something every post, someone traced the frase on the web and found his picture, at first he even denied it being him, wich made it so much worse.
Now he is back with OBV
That is why i think the dude with the Bruce lee avatar is him.
6 years ago
is this the aftermath of the fast guitar player?
6 years ago
Slap bass maybe
6 years ago
ah...he was bringing the funk then....meh, serves him right in that case
6 years ago
THE CLAW!
6 years ago
nice tags and description...except, of course, for the missing word "hand"
5 years ago
it was pre tags obviously..
5 years ago
no one would search through 14+ pages of "hand" anyway
5 years ago
don't be so hard on conky tr he is a good guy
5 years ago
it is all yak's fault anyway
5 years ago
calling that a hand would be kind of silly, the only thing really left is his thumb..kinda like calling a turd corn on the cob because you see some corn in it..
5 years ago
if only the description had been something like, "sometimes when you lend a hand, you don't get it back."

instead, someone looking to see what sting the singer has done will get treated to this.

then, there would be no controversy, just laziness on thatdude420's part.
5 years ago
* conky adjusts his monocle *


yeah I see your point he is pretty lazy..
5 years ago
page 4 of "sting" but nothing actually by sting that was noticeable.
however, this came up so it wasn't a total loss:

http://muchosucko.com/56189/You-are-insignificant
5 years ago
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