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Toe nail surgery.

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by Alec13

submitted August 14th 2011

47 comments
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ewww ewwww eww ewww omg this hurts my big toe
6 years ago
imaging stubbing your toe after this. Like you stand up and start to walk out and BLAM stubbed toe
6 years ago
when i was a kid.. i dont know if your schools had it.. but we had gym class that for whatever reason had dancing? i ended up getting paired up with this chick karlene... well she was 'large' but she kept stepping on my toes while dancing.... after the class i went to my desk.. sat down and my entire shoe was full of blood from her ripping out my toe nail and crushing it
6 years ago
yeah, we had that too...but my dad got me excused from it cause he thought it was immoral...and honest to god, i am not making that up
6 years ago
hahahah
6 years ago
well.. time to smoke some meth and watch breaking bad..
6 years ago
dont do it man!
6 years ago
but its a good show..
6 years ago
okay then
6 years ago
damn yak.

All the guys in my family play soccer, my uncle played so much his toenails would pop off when he was a kid. Horrid
6 years ago
Lost a nail before, not that bad once it was off, just tender to touch. The worst one is having wooden splinters penetrate the skin under your nail then break off.
Fuck that hurts!
6 years ago
Poss, did you grow up in Bomont?
6 years ago
And are you Kevin Bacon?
6 years ago
i actually had a splinter in my finger that went all the way to the kunckle.. we had this old pool table and i went to get a ball from one of the pockets and my thumb slid across the edge of it and a huge splinter broke off and went right under my thumbnail... that hurt quite a lot
6 years ago
i tried getting it out but it only kept splintering under my nail.. i went to sleep that night with it in.. woke up sometime in the night from just a weird feeling in my hand like pressure and i looked and the splinter was pushed out from i guess gasses or something?
6 years ago
I got a splinterish hank of wood stuck well beneath the quick of my right thumb while scraping our deck for repainting as a kid, the pain was exquisite! Then in fifth grade we had to learn to square dance..
6 years ago
When I was around 5-6 I was playing baseball in my backyard with some relatives and had sandles on. I went to get a guy that was trying to touch base and he slid onto my big toe, ripping the toenail off. My parents weren't there and the house was locked so I couldn't get in and had to get toilet paper from our garage to wrap it up. Didn't cry at all and actually got mad at my cousin for not letting me play more baseball :/ It grew back though thank god lol
6 years ago
this makes me want to try this myself...
6 years ago
Fuck, I've done this, but I didn't have to remove 8 oz of skin. All it takes is an Exacto, needle-nose, and a bottle of alcohol.

Oh ya, and a bottle of alcohol.
6 years ago
xylocaine is a wonderful drug
6 years ago
and a beautiful instrument!
6 years ago
my big toe nail is flopping around. smashed it unloading a truck.
6 years ago
I crushed my big toe right on the joint 2years ago. Now I can't bend it at all, permanently straight, so I think the bone is like fused together
6 years ago
There are better ways to unload a truck than kicking the shit off the back end, lol
6 years ago
....or, maybe not =/
6 years ago
i had a chihuahua bite my big toe behind the nail and caused a ridge in the nail i took a razor blade and scraped it down and cut the ridge out myself about 10 years ago its all normal now
6 years ago
>Chihuahua

Faggot.
6 years ago
stfu Bono. And share with us a toe related story.
6 years ago
yeppy, ever read a book named "Curfew"?
6 years ago
Nope, Why?
6 years ago
good horror story, written about Wales, by a welsh guy...
6 years ago
Just googled it, Actually does sound like my cuppa tea. Will keep an eye out for it, cheers.
6 years ago
salud
6 years ago
for the record it was not my chihuahua it was the stupid bitch's i was dating at the time
6 years ago
FTR, noone cares...
6 years ago
wouldnt it be easier to simply remove the toe nail? i mean if youre going to have yoru big toe fucked up looking its better to leave the flesh so theres no running or sports problems and remove the small thin sheath of nail that has no real purpose in this case.


my friend had this problem with ingrown nails so he docs simply removed the nail iinstead of all the flesh of the toe.
6 years ago
my brother has this problem with Meth, and currently owns seven viable toes...
6 years ago
In the next installation, they show how to amputate above the elbow when you get shit on your finger from wiping.
6 years ago
just wear some fucking shoes that fit and cut your toenails properly and you won't have this kind of problem.
6 years ago
you make it sound like this is some sort of bad thing....
like they didnt want it?? wtf
6 years ago
cues up bobby's song now

sorry i'm so fucked up at the moment mr tentacle -forgive?
6 years ago
imagining an ingrown toenail that gets so bad i have to remove most of my toeflesh makes me think, "yeah, that would suck ass." morph is right, just remove the nail.
6 years ago
Waaaay too much skin was taken away from that poor fucking toe.
6 years ago
I think they were trying to teach him a lesson-did you see the other filth-ridden toes?
6 years ago
I spent a lot of time looking away from the screen saying 'omg omg omg'.

I was like a girl :(
6 years ago
*was
6 years ago
Hell whit that!!! Just cut off his toe.....
6 years ago
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