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Slavery by the Backdoor

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by Oranjeboom

submitted August 13th 2011

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theyre the ones rioting so we can see how well their sense of justice fucking fails
6 years ago
A travesty!


The suits they are wearing.
6 years ago
haha yeah
6 years ago
Seriously, they are right. America's judicial system is super fucked up. For profit prisons,....OMFG.

But, all the Americans here will play it down because......wait for it...

MURIKA #1! MURIKA #1! MURIKA #1!
6 years ago
no we will play it down because.......WE ARENT FUCKING RETARDED AND THOSE PEOPLE BROKE THE LAW
6 years ago
my impression of the police reaction to london riots: 'oh youre stealing something there? well pip, pip,cheerio! remember to lift with your knees!'
6 years ago
Youve never broke the law I guess. Stop being a hypocritical faggot wannabe authoritarian.

If you cant see how fucked Americas penal system is you are a fucking moron.

"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." - Ayn Rand

I break the law every fucking day. Some laws are just not worth obeying. Of course, a fucking toe-the-line mental slave as yourself probably wouldnt understand that.
6 years ago
What law would put you in prison that you break daily?
6 years ago
I agree that most drug offenses are bullshit, but there are a lot of fucked up fuckers here in america.
6 years ago
the laws ive broken have all been misdemeanors and i wasnt retarded enough to get caught

if you cant live a day without breaking a law you might as well /wrists because theres something so fucked with you the cost of therapy wouldnt even be worth it
6 years ago
Growing and smoking pot. Im not even in Murika, but the majority of Murikas prison population are non-violent drug offenders.

The War on Drugs. One of Murikas stupidest mistakes and biggest failures.

Things is, no matter how wrong it is, Kojack loves a good penal system. Preferably in his ass.
6 years ago
Im gonna guess stealing 4 cookies is a misdemeanor too.
6 years ago
im gonna guess that asshole isnt reading, or doesnt know, the whole story and should calm the fuck down, as well should you, and stop jumping to ridiculous conclusions

hes a lying asshole anyway because 3 strikes is only felonies, 2 felonies and a misdemeanor does not mean 25 to life. stop being a gullible prick and think about something for more than the time it takes your eardrum to reverberate the message to your pea brain, youd probably follow a republican politician to the ends of the earth
6 years ago
Not being able to criticize the fucked up shit in Murika, just because its your cuntry pretty much renders anything else you have to say as worthless.

Fucking stupid japs are just like fucking stupid murikans. They think their country is perfect and any criticism at all provokes a knee-jerk defense instead of any contemplation of the possible merits of the criticism.
6 years ago
Kojach clearly doesn't like to know what hes talking about. The parents of some of the children are being kicked out of their council owned homes because they took part in the looting, hundreds if not thousands will also be going to jail. The thousands who have been arrested are being put through the judicial system right now - which is working around the clock.

Personally, I think some of the punishments are actually a little harsh. I just thought the clip was interesting, I'm not slamming you guys*

*I do agree with Hank though.
6 years ago
@Kojack Also, Im not a republican, you moron, whatever gave you that stupid fucking idea?
6 years ago
a crime nearly every american commits daily? piracy for a lot of them
6 years ago
Ive got a wooden leg.
6 years ago
I can't criticise the people stealing from HMV, I've effectively stolen £thousands in movies/music. The only difference is that my copies aren't tangible.
6 years ago
i didnt say you were republican but youre such a gullible douchefag youd probably hear 'freedom! tax cuts! rights!' and follow some cocksucker thats going to funnel money out of the treasury into war profiteers banks, cut taxes for the rich creating huge deficits and let children buy guns but abolish abortions

that asshole that stole 4 cookies probably broke some shit in the store when he got caught and ran from the cops, which happens to be a felony. no one goes to jail for life just for shoplifting, but you would like to think they do and jump to conclusions like all the homos on that show
6 years ago
uh... with the 3strikes rule you most def can go to jail for shoplifting
6 years ago
Thats stupid. I would never do any of that shit. Im on the far left. You are the one that sounds like a republitard with your lets get tough on crime daddy issues.
6 years ago
i dont pirate anymore, the penalties are stupidly harsh and not worth the generally negligible risk to me anymore, i did pirate a lot when i was a poor student though but i can afford to buy things now
6 years ago
Running from the cops is an inalienable right.
6 years ago
It has to be a felony... I'm surprised stealing cookies from the cookie jar isn't petty larceny.. If I stole cookies on 3 different occasions and was caught every single time, I doubt I would serve 25+
6 years ago
Hahaha, Kojach what a fucking pussy!!!!!

You never download movies and songs for free? What a scared little girl you are!
6 years ago
Im downloading something as we speak.
6 years ago
rebel^
6 years ago
i dont believe in doing anything that is against the law... i use the law as my moral compass.. if its illegal its WRONG!!!!!!
6 years ago
I can afford to buy things, but I chose to not buy things like that and keep my money.

Until I buy drugs

'cause I'm so cool
6 years ago
If I could download food, I'd look like drum.
6 years ago
Lol, exactly.

People that think illegal = Immoral are as dumb as Kojack.
6 years ago
i dont know about everywhere else.. but if you want to waste 35$ on a bluray movie... go ahead i guess.... probably not the wisest way to spend your money tho
6 years ago
i had this argument before... maybe either on here or on irc... people were basically saying... oh yea it was on irc
people were basically saying that is why laws were put into place and without laws there would be no 'right' or 'wrong' and people would just kill eachother and do whatever they want
it was pretty ridiculous
6 years ago
I'm downloading 3 films right now, too. Non of them are for me.

I'm basically Robin Hood

6 years ago
you also dont live in the us where downloading a $0.99 song can get you thousands in fines and decades in jail

the penalties are so fucking retarded, an intelligent judge would have anyone convicted of piracy forced to buy a retail copy of whatever they downloaded
6 years ago
Right, but what are the chances of getting caught?

Pussay.
6 years ago
I dont even know what the penalties are here. Thats how worried I am.

Pussay.
6 years ago
so im a pussy for buying the 2 cds that come out any given year i actually want and for subscribing to netflix? i call bullshit on all of you, i know you losers who couldnt figure out how to be born in the us have shitty isps that limit your bandwidth
6 years ago
you subscribe to netflix for physical rentals?
not for the ondemand?
6 years ago
Whoever it was you were having that irc conversation with yak, they need to have the right to vote removed.
6 years ago
What is that pussay talking about?
6 years ago
Lots of people think like that, Oranje. Im sure the same applies in Britain.
6 years ago
They would vote for a Brave New World & be part of the Gamma Posse.
6 years ago
i do both but ill be getting rid of mailed dvds when my queue is empty since they upped the price
6 years ago
the problem with their ondemand is the lack of selection.. its mostly just older movies.. which i mean for a cheesy horror movie fan like myself isnt bad.. but for most people its kinda bleh
6 years ago
*Epsilon
6 years ago
theyre adding tv shows more than movies, and recently added all star trek series' which makes it worth $10 a month to me
6 years ago
"i know you losers who couldnt figure out how to be born in the us"

Amazing!!
6 years ago
when it was 5$/m here i thought it was 'not bad' for a deal now its what... 10-13$/m? and they keep raising it
soon itll be the price of basic cable ;/
6 years ago
I'm all for removing the vote from anyone who scores less than 120 on an IQ test. Lets not get into the pros/cons of IQ tests & variations on those. I'm sure we can agree than allowing people to vote who aren't intelligent enough to understand the issues or the consequence of various options should not be allowed a say in the decision being made.

& piracy rocks!
6 years ago
Yeah, Oranje, when somebody says something that fucking retarded it speaks for itself, doesnt it?
6 years ago
Thats a horrible idea, Oranje. Dont be such a smug elitist.
6 years ago
I know its a controversial idea, but it could form a more maternal system & 120 is reasonable.

Just look at how political campaigns are done, its dumbed down and the unimportant issues are what get the most coverage. They have to cater to the simple minded & screw their vote from them.

Its worse now than if they did it my way & the politicians had to convince us they were the best to tackle the real demands of running a country & managing global relations.
6 years ago
Presumptious to say the least. Why do you suppose you know the proper iq level, or what are the real demands of running a country?

Not to mention, its everybodys country, not just the smart people. Yeah, lets disenfranchise a huge segment of the populace and expect them to be fine with. We'll have two classes, I guess, and we'll need a police state to keep THEM in their place. Christ there is so much wrong with that idea, its staggering.

6 years ago
Stupid people can fuck off and die.
That includes you, whunu.
6 years ago
Your mama is Whunu, stupid bitch.
6 years ago
Maybe you have a point.

I'm always going to have a problem with the fact that people can contribute towards a decision that has a direct effect on my life, even though they don't understand what it is they're voting for.
6 years ago
The solution is for government to be limited in power so that it doesn't matter that much what fucking morons want because the govt won't be able to give it to them anyway.
6 years ago
I'd support a big government if I could run it. I'd be nice, like Stalin.

What would the Germans have done if he wasn't there to eventually stand upto them? Exactly.
6 years ago
Hank write a book and go fuck yourself buddy. all you guys. fuck yourselfs
6 years ago
I'd support a big government if it was somewhere else and the fucking faggots who wanted nanny to control their lives and everyone else's lives could just move to the uk.
6 years ago
I like ponies.
6 years ago
this show has totally pwned america
6 years ago
Eh, fries, Britain is mentioned on there. We imprison a few people, too.
6 years ago
guy calm down.. we don't want another riot on out hands.
6 years ago
Dont play the riot card like murika doesnt have its own riots.
6 years ago
I live in NY, i don't mess with the other bits.
6 years ago
happy MS Day you queer
4 years ago
FOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!!!!
6 years ago
They were really good
6 years ago
I AGREE !!!! We should have Slavery in AMERICA!!!! In AMERICA we have too many Niggers and MEXICANS......
6 years ago
apparently you didnt even watch the video did you faggot?
6 years ago
Stupid faggots dont watch the vids because they are too busy being stupid faggots.
6 years ago
Hey maybe if you have two felonies already you could just not steal the fucking cookies? If you're too stupid to figure that out then you deserve to rot in prison.
6 years ago
Still a dumbfuck I see.
6 years ago
Still a spammy crybaby I see.
6 years ago
The three strike rule applies to anything. Not just felonys. If you get caught stealing 4 chocolate chip cookies 3 times, you get the 25 to life. NO SHIT!
I know that because I'm married to a lawyer.
6 years ago
It applies to serious crimes, felonies. But in California, if you have previous convictions for petty theft you can be charged with felony petty theft for stealing something which has a value of less than $400. Some other states can charge you with a felony for what would normally be a misdemeanor if you have a history of similar crimes. These are habitual defenders who, in some countries, would be losing limbs instead of going to minimum security prisons.
6 years ago
repost
4 years ago
^re-berry
4 years ago
is this a new "thing" possbro?
4 years ago
because, i've heard, that there are some guys, who, having seen naked possum, got so hard that they would berry their dick so far in that ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

i am not one of those guys
4 years ago
nuts
4 years ago
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