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How to Get a Girl According to The Movies

"Have feet" quite the high bar there...

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by yak

submitted August 8th 2011

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How to Get a Girl According to The Movies
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pretty woman - pay her

6 years ago
billy madison - behave like a child
6 years ago
truman show - be a creepy stalker and make collages of her face
6 years ago
silence of the lambs: sthsthsthsthsth
6 years ago
uhm, pretty sure bottom right already took care of that
6 years ago
yea but thats another guy :(
6 years ago
ya, well, he doesn't get clarice til "hannibal" though, and that's only in the book i believe
6 years ago
what a POS that book was.
6 years ago
you left out the best love story of all time, bird:

star wars - be a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf herding scoundrel
6 years ago
or her brother!!!
6 years ago
just imagine how awkward the holidays were in the skywalker family, and you think your family is bad
6 years ago
well, we're not the skywalkers, but me and my stepfather both seriously consider killing one another the next time we'll meet.

christmas is gonna suck this year...
6 years ago
i bet i can guess when you will be falling off the sober bandwagon then
6 years ago
stop fucking talking about starwars..

Forrest Gump - be a super awesome retard.
6 years ago
that one works for waterboy too
6 years ago
Castaway - be the shittiest mailman ever
6 years ago
Avatar - destroy her home and kill most of her friends.
6 years ago
Castaway correction - be thie shittiest delivery man ever. he worked for FedEx, not the post office.
6 years ago
go suck a bag of cocks, cunt-spackle!
6 years ago
matrix - know kung fu!
6 years ago
choke - have a bunch of sex, choke yourself, and hang out at a mental institution
6 years ago
Star Wars- be her brother
6 years ago
dwhill05
you left out the best love story of all time, bird:

star wars - be a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf herding scoundrel
15 hours ago

Steven_Seagull
or her brother!!!
15 hours ago
6 years ago
I didn't read all you guy's bullshit
6 years ago
then you fail twice
6 years ago
Scarface- be a coked up drug lord
6 years ago
Vanilla sky - create a fake reality because you soooo ugly
6 years ago
mask-find a blind girl
6 years ago
Powder - be a pale bald headed weather changing freak
6 years ago
Stepbrothers- travel 5000 miles to give her your seed
6 years ago
wall-e: break
6 years ago
reply fail? or didn't you wanna post next to bono?
6 years ago
rather not be associated with him
6 years ago
i get that.
6 years ago
loverboy - deliver a pizza with extra anchovies
6 years ago
se7en - piss of a serial killer and get her mailed to you.
6 years ago
rocky - punch a nigger

rocky 2 - punch a nigger

rocky 3 - punch a nigger

rocky 4 - punch a russian

rocky 5 - punch your student
6 years ago
And Rocky 6?
6 years ago
does not exist, kinda like indy 4
6 years ago
best way to get a woman? ask her 'does this hankerchief smell of chloroform?'
6 years ago
somebody's on a butthurt stfu button rampage...
6 years ago
just everything for some kind of attention, huh, bhunu?

maybe one of us should take with your parents sometime, they've been neglecting you far too long now, the internet can't compensate for all of that.
6 years ago
talk*
6 years ago
the stfu button is quickly becoming the staple of the outwitted loser it seems.
6 years ago
nah, i only need half a line to own you
6 years ago
case in point!

well, go ahead, gimme your best shot.
6 years ago
i'm going to leave you wanting more. you did the same to me the other day. so next time we meet we'll sling some new shit at each other. obla di obla da.
6 years ago
hahahahaha, wanting more? omfg, you're adorable! i'd pinch your cheek but i'm afraid you'd pull a hamstring or something trying to go all pangtangkanglang on me, you lil' pitbull!
6 years ago
oh, i can hardly wait, please bono, please don't let me wait too long....
6 years ago
step out your front door, and walk to the left for approximately 50 meters. you will see me.
6 years ago
i fucking love this post, let's play some more:

die hard - kill some germans

6 years ago
Face-Off - Don't be Nick Cage
6 years ago
sleepless in seattle - let your kid do all the work
6 years ago
Robin Hood - live in a tree house in the woods and steal shit.
6 years ago
Stranger Than Fiction - Hear voices
6 years ago
Borat - Bag her
6 years ago
Requiem for a dream - bring flash lights
6 years ago
pulp fiction: tell that bitch to chill
6 years ago
armageddon - let her daddy die
6 years ago
transformers - get a nice car
6 years ago
Deliverance - squeal like a piggy *wheeeeeee!*
6 years ago
Hahaha
6 years ago
G.I.Joe - Do at least $5 trillion worth of damage
6 years ago
King Kong- Be the king of the jungle with a big black hairy dick.
4 years ago
Just like your mother.
4 years ago
My mother is not negro black like you darkness. Slave
4 years ago
But she is a whore. And she does resemble king kong. Plus their is always a big black dick in her.
4 years ago
The cell, drown her, bleach her then suspend yourself above her.
4 years ago
uh, is the princess bride a surprise?
4 years ago
Hey bb, did I mention I have feet?

* MetalFace wiggles toes *
4 years ago
You know what they say about guys with.....feet
4 years ago
They like meat ?
4 years ago
Getting them pregnant usually works
4 years ago
That's the card I'm hoping to use with Toasty
4 years ago
Not a chance
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
I can do those, except possibly being the chosen one.


But being chosen is the whole point of this, isn't it?
4 years ago
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