points: 12

Zipper face


by Asparfum

submitted August 8th 2011

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comments (11)
that's a pretty cool and i imagine not very expensive costume for carnival.

doubt it will get you laid as easily as a pirate dress though....
7 years ago
wearing a dress gets you laid?
7 years ago
1 zipper (maybe a buck)
1 jar of fake skin or liquid latex (maybe a buck)
1 jar of red dye (maybe a buck for a pack of food colorings)
1 bottle of corn syrup (maybe another buck)
so for 4 or 5 bucks you have a pretty neat halloween effect
7 years ago
exactly my point yak.

hill, during cologne carnival pretty much every kind of costume gets you laid. well, actually the booze does, but wearing a costume helps...
7 years ago
Yak, can you give me a formula for a lifelike pussy?
7 years ago
4 20$ bills
1 hooker
7 years ago
Now that's what I'm talking about. Just put it in the microwave to warm it a bit.
7 years ago
yak i see one ingredient missing a adhesive glue
7 years ago
He forgot to make openings for the mouth and nose in the zipper.
7 years ago
It beats getting stitches.
7 years ago
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