by cuntscab

submitted August 6th 2011

40 comments
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Pedobear's inspiration.
6 years ago
Reminds me of the rape scene in "A Serbian Film".....Anyone else see that movie?
6 years ago
sweet, thanks
6 years ago
it's just like cartman's version of "the aristocrats"
6 years ago
The aristocrats is the worst fucking joke on the planet, overplayed by comedians into oblivion. This family walks into this room *now say the must fucked up shit you can say*. Finish it with "it's called the aristocrats". I can't believe they made a documentary on it, with comedians that I actually like on there too...
6 years ago
you don't really grasp the concept of "comedian's comedy", do you?
6 years ago
and that doc was pretty fucking good.
6 years ago
I watched it. Tell me how that joke is funny. There is NO punchline (unless that's the point). Like I said, family walks in to a room *now just say dog shits in dad's mouth while being fucked by mom ect. ect.*.... I also said that doc had comedians that I actually like in it, which would actually make me try and like it more. I just didn't get it. That "comedian's comedy" is bullshit. Where is the funny part?
6 years ago
Steven_Seagull
you don't really grasp the concept of "comedian's comedy", do you?
24 minutes ago

there was no need to prove me as right as this...
6 years ago
Explain.
6 years ago
well, mostly when comedians joke amongst themselves, the punchline becomes way less important and it's more about the set-up and its intricacies. also they tend to be a lot more vile and gross-out because there's no audience to actually offend, just some other dude who's just as into the craft as he is, and because comedy always is about one-up-manship in a way. in short the pay-off just isn't really necessary in order to make another comedian laugh, the way counts more than the destination, the movie makes that pretty obvious really. it's a gross-out competition and it gives some comedians a chance to tell shit and adopt a persona they could never get away with on an actual stage.
6 years ago
Please, explain "comedian's comedy".
6 years ago
also, the bob saget and sarah silverman and gilbert godfrey versions were just glorious in themselves.
6 years ago
First off that ^ was said right before you posted that.
6 years ago
Second, it's still fucking stupid. You said it yourself, no punchline, just a way to gross out each other (comedy?). Nope not comedy, just a stupid fucking inner circle comic fad. ANYONE can tell the fucking aristocrat joke, ANYONE. Possibly make it even more disgusting. There are plenty of comedians who could get away with this "joke" on stage or even say worse. The fact is it's not funny, never will be and like I said became an inner circle fad which makes everyone embrace it. And they called it "The Aristocrats".
6 years ago
you're as stubborn as you're ignorant. now i feel like i just wasted my time on you, i could just as well have tried to explain super string theory to a piece of wood.....

oh, and obviously, that ^^^ was said right AFTER i posted mine, numbnuts....
6 years ago
No, it was said BEFORE that fucking paragraph numb nuts. Then you happened to post something else while I was typing THAT. Calling someone ignorant doesn't make you automatically right fyi. I stated my shit and all you could say was that I was ignorant and that you wasted your time, try actually retorting.
6 years ago
It's a shit joke, a shit documentary and it could've been made with anyone off the street. "Hey, start this joke this way, then say all types of fucked up shit, then finish it by saying this.".
6 years ago
"COMEDY"
6 years ago
we're done here, you've wasted enough of my time. why should i retort anything if all you're capable of saying is "BUT I THINK IT IS STOOPID HERP DERP" and you can't even grasp the concept of temporal succession properly? just go back to your garage and shove some more baseball bats up your buddies ass...
6 years ago
Yup, that's all I said. I didn't analyze it at all did I. I just said "ITS DUMB HEE HERRR"...
6 years ago
exactly, it doesn't fit within your concept of what constitutes comedy, you're not ready to deviate from said concept, accept different definitions or maybe change yours and judge according to it. that is what we call stubbornness, in your case paired with a healthy dose of ignorance. you're an audience sheep and will be one forever, waiting for the pay-off after the set-up and being thankful for laughtracks in sitcoms cuz they tell you where exactly the funny is and for how long you have to laugh.

6 years ago
You are a fucking idiot. Since you brought up stubborn, you're the one who can't accept the fact the someone else disagrees with you, since I did apparently I'm an ignorant moron. I've made many statements on this fucking topic, most of which you don't acknowledge. If anything, YOU'RE the audience sheep. "OMG all these comedians made a documentary about some shitty joke, MUST be funny".. I'm the one who actually notices that the shits not funny. And like I've said before some of my favorite comedians were in that. The concept of the joke is SHOCK VALUE. Not funny, and to make an entire documentary on that? Really? Again, you can grab anyone off the street and tell them how the joke works and they can possibly make an even "better" version.
6 years ago
yeah, and every five year old with some watercolours can shit out a picasso.....

jesus christ!
6 years ago
My balls itch.
6 years ago
I haven't even seen it, but I'm getting the impression I wouldn't find it funny either.
6 years ago
i think you would.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28film%29
6 years ago
It is entertaining and informative.
6 years ago
i just did, assface!
6 years ago
also i falied!
6 years ago
SO
6 years ago
FUCKING
6 years ago
HARD!!
6 years ago
What did you do?
6 years ago
reply fail paired with spelling fial, not cool, i'm not up to my own high standards today.
6 years ago
jesus loves the little children
5 years ago
doing research, sir?
5 years ago
or he's as bored as the rest of us with how slow it is
5 years ago
@possum--this is actually me looking at new submissions that are stuck in limbo...if you and toaster had upvoted, this bad boy would be on the way to featureville...but you didn't.
5 years ago
Probably the best Jesus sodomizing a baby painting I've ever seen.
5 years ago
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