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Euripides Rapes a Cricket

This is my Praying Mantis, Euripides! He caught a cricket but it would not stop struggling. So he used the fucking trash-compactors he has for hands and smeared its guts everywhere. They are ridiculously cute bugs. :3

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by Bono

submitted August 5th 2011

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Euripides Rapes a Cricket
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You named your Praying Mantis, huh....
6 years ago
it's a beautiful creature :x
6 years ago
Brilliant!
6 years ago
Its fucking lame. Get a lion. Nobody fuck with a lion.
6 years ago
I'll put him in a music video montage, that'll be more badass than a lion. i have a bunch of footage of him killing shit too, so it'll be easy
6 years ago
hmm perhaps i shouldve named the one i flicked off my car and stepped on last week
6 years ago
Id watch the music video. Two men enter, one man leave. Welcome to the THUNDERDOME BITCH!
6 years ago
That's the gayest praying mantis I've ever seen. It needs some pink wristbands.
6 years ago
would double-downvote if i was a cheater like some people i know
6 years ago
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