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The Evolution of The Hipster

Find out how to identify a hipster.

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by yak

submitted August 5th 2011

62 comments
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LOL
6 years ago
Tits or GTFO..
6 years ago
Have at it.
6 years ago
i clicked on your username, thinking 'have at it' meant you had just posted tits. imagine my surprise when you had not posted tits.
6 years ago
i hate to even say this...
bono>heather, at least when it comes to mucho rep
6 years ago
now possum, this was never about me or my rep. everyone upholds tits or gtfo.
6 years ago
no, I said have at it cause I thought he was gonna post tits?
6 years ago
i dont

what if she's just shy?
6 years ago
heather...

*sigh*
6 years ago
she can be shy, but her tits will be ours. It doesn't even need to have her face in the shot, just preferably a sign.
6 years ago
bono?
6 years ago
bono?
6 years ago
possum?
6 years ago
well, back to rep... i have about 10% of bono's rep and Ive only been here for 5 days. He's been here for 2 years. Sad :( And Im not shy, at all... i just don't feel like having my tits on the net. Problem?
6 years ago
suck my 7 inch norwegian-american cock
6 years ago
Possum I've seen your penis. i'm not calling you small, but 7 inches is generous. Heather. post your tits i post my dick.
6 years ago
who said I want to see your dick?
6 years ago
it was SHRINKAGE!
6 years ago
Heather we both knew before this conversation started you wanted to see my member.
6 years ago
*just keeps adding fuel to bono's funeral pyre*
6 years ago
if I am not mistaken a pyre ship was for like... warlords and heroes.
6 years ago
nahh, it's never crossed my mind. sorry... awkward....
6 years ago
He said pyre, not pyre ship. He want to burn all the disease away.
6 years ago
Fine Heather, we don't want to see your tits...

*Winks* *whispers* reverse psychology guys

So yeah, you can take your tits and shove em.
6 years ago
i consider a hipster anyone who doesnt think the great gatsby is fucking garbage
6 years ago
it is in fact garbage. like so many other books of that time....
6 years ago
cool little factoid.. I'm from the town that book took place. The Gatsby house is pretty close by actually.. Even cooler fact, i've never read the great gatsby.
6 years ago
the book really is an overrated steaming pile. The Great Gatsby, when read, sounds like the scribblings of someone who likes to hear himself talk, only he sounds like Ben Stein. Of Mice & Men got the job done in like 80 pages. take notes, future writers.
6 years ago
bono - read "Kings Row" and get back to me
6 years ago
no response...figgered
6 years ago
I'm reading East of Eden at the moment.
6 years ago
Seriously? I was JUST about to read Great Gatsby. I guess I'll move on to the next book on my list, which is "Things Fall Apart." Never read it in high school, so I figured I might as well do it now.
Oh, and this video was hilarious. More so to me because I live in NY and they come by the thousands.
6 years ago
the gist of it is some asshole makes shit tons of money bootlegging in prohibition, buys and mansion and gets into high society even though hes a social retard, falls for some married chick, runs her over in his car and gets shot by her husband

its a stupid story with bad writing
6 years ago
i was too busy reading Kings Row, poss.
6 years ago
I, I, I feel a bit nauseous, because I absolutely agree with Bono. In fact, I've used the exact same argument. It does read exactly like it's written by someone who likes to hear himself talk. I had to grab a dictionary a few times while reading it. And the same argument for Of Mice and Men. My copy is 101 pages long, and is one of the most brilliantly written books I've read. Excuse me now, I see some self flagellation and a hair shirt in my immediate future, at least until I feel less unclean from agreeing with Bono.
6 years ago
East of Eden is a very dry read... after I was done, I felt as though the story could have been told just the same while losing about 100 pages.
6 years ago
my copy of of mice and men is 500 pages wtf...
americants?
6 years ago
lol of Mice and Men is a novella... meant to be performed as a play. Or rather, COULD be performed as a play.
6 years ago
a broadway musical
with a sad song as he does the crushing
6 years ago
Yak you have to be mistaken. Of Mice & Men is very short.
6 years ago
im looking at it right now... 489 pages
6 years ago
:/
6 years ago
the fuck? there must be something written on it that explains why it's so goddamn long. my copy was under 100 pages.
6 years ago
He must have the large print for the seeing impaired version.
6 years ago
it just says on the back its the 'yousogullible version'
whatever that means..
6 years ago
I read Atlas Shrugged a year ago because of Jamie's request. What a load of trash. Talk about someone who likes to hear themselves talk. I got the gist of her philosophy in the first ten pages. I didn't need the fifty page diatribe at the end.
6 years ago
Eh, I mean suggestion. Not request.
6 years ago
PBR ruined PBR
6 years ago
pabst blue ribbon?
don be a hater
6 years ago
ive got none of those traits...cept i smell
6 years ago
most corpses do
6 years ago
haaah!
6 years ago
Jesus, this describes one of my friends perfectly. The hat, chucks, skinny jeans and PBR. People change after high school... Alot.
6 years ago
know what? they change after college too, and even after that....
6 years ago
Wait till one decides to go to France. then comes back "cultured".
6 years ago
my friends either came back from the US fat or from south america with a newly found fondness for drugs... or from thailand with an STD. none ever went to france, but thats because it's right next to us, it would be like your guys decididng to spend some time in canada after college, just utterly pointless.
6 years ago
Every time I came back from TJ all my money was gone. Just angry the next morning. At least I didn't come back a prick.
6 years ago
I've got the hat and the chucks, and the mustache for 1 month each year. I smell right now, but I haven't showered yet today.
6 years ago
I'm not sure I would consider Pomplamoose to be a cynical band, nor necessarily a hipster band.
6 years ago
funny, I didn't really consider them a band
6 years ago
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? nvm it's a very obscure number, you've probably never heard of it
6 years ago
nice
6 years ago
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