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Semen Facts

I bet a few Muchoers wish they lived in Papua New Guinea...

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by ButtFungus

submitted August 4th 2011

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Semen Facts
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* yak goes and orders a litre of pig semen *

6 years ago
to you know... get my monies worth
6 years ago
Of course, yak. I heard it makes great salad dressing
6 years ago
Pigs orgasm for 30 minutes. I know what I'm reincarnating into.
6 years ago
George Michael's buttplug?
6 years ago
zing!
6 years ago
Did you hear the one about the gay whale?
6 years ago
He swims in his own sperm whale sperm
6 years ago
No, he cracks open subs and sucks out all the seamen.
6 years ago
Darla said, my sperm tastes sweeter than Spanky's!
6 years ago
5% of women are allergic to sperm? I'm going to have to independently verify that statistic
6 years ago
What is more disturbing is the graphic they used to represent this "allergen".
6 years ago
You are disturbing. Nice to see you again, Kirk.
6 years ago
Boys swallowing the sperm of their elders? What is that shit?? A new chapter of NAMBLA or something?
6 years ago
I was gonna say, "You dont live in New Guinea, whats your excuse?"... but I think you may be a chick...
6 years ago
Its supposed to help with wrinkles too
6 years ago
Ahh yes, all of those amino acids are great for firming the skin and smoothing wrinkles.
6 years ago
so whats the protocol on making my jizz taste good? jack it and drink a half gallon of orange juice the morning before fellatio?
6 years ago
getting tired of acidic jizz kojach?
6 years ago
Try eating pineapple every day.
6 years ago
You can hide Jaguar, but you cant run!
6 years ago
im most impressed with world record 18 foot load shot i think maybe 18inch would be the furthest i could do
6 years ago
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