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Goodfellas wannabe faggot

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by urkelbot

submitted August 2nd 2011

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I gotta go get some gyros, get some gyros.
6 years ago
just make sure to cover your cough when you head out.
6 years ago
* yak coffs on you *

6 years ago
Cover your mouth when you cough yak.
6 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK?? YOU MOTHER FUCKER

YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO
WHEN I AM DONE CODING THIS "LIKE COMMENT" SCRIPT I AM GOING TO FUCKING KICK YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!!

YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ IM FUCKING CRAZY LIKE THAT!!! thats right MOTHERFUCKER IM FUCKING THAT FUCKING CRAZY
6 years ago
*stares at you with a smirk*
6 years ago
oh no you fucking didnt.....
6 years ago
Dude, you need to relax. *grabs gyro and leaves*
6 years ago
listen dawg, you gosta chill out dawg.. naw what um sayin?
6 years ago
calm down, calm down


















ya cunt
6 years ago
waste of time....
6 years ago
is this in windsor???? this is how ALL the fucking people here act... they all act like they are connected
6 years ago
must be a jersey thing
6 years ago
LOL, definitely North Jersey for sure. If I close my eyes and listen to the audio, I'd think I was at a family reunion.
6 years ago
could be philly or jersey, anyone recognize those white cabs?
6 years ago
When I close my eyes, I imagine ViolentBeauty posting a pic of her tittays or STFUing. How bout it biatch? Get with the program.
6 years ago
I know the fucking routine around here.. or so I've heard. My titties are far too good for you sick fucks, so nah. I think not. If you're lucky I'll share my bra size.
6 years ago
@dirtyrottensteve: i couldn't get a look at the plates on the cab, so i've got no clue. i haven't been in jersey in 15 years thankfully, and my memory is fogged from all of the ganja i've smoked.
6 years ago
then pull out yer titties if you got nothing else to offer or GTFO!
6 years ago
All the schwag, you mean. And it sounds like you are ashamed because your tits are so damned ugly. Never mind that, just get on it.
6 years ago
she probably stole that avatar & is really vicsin or something
6 years ago
*yawn* i've got a lot to offer, just no tit pics, sorry.
6 years ago
About the same class as Vicsin, I'd say.
6 years ago
no, that is not me in the avatar, of course.. half of the fucking av's here aren't really the posters... what part of i'm not an attention whore don't you get? call me what you want, i don't give a shit, lol. it's teh fucking interwebz FFS, lol..
6 years ago
she probably makes vicsin look hot
6 years ago
no clue who that is, but your probably right. i'm just going to agree with you and say my tits are ugly and that i make fugly people look hot. then, maybe you'll back the fuck off about titty shots. i didn't realize i was back in high school again, but whatever. i can play this game too :D
6 years ago
so youre falsely representing yourself as a chick who may or may not be attractive? thats proof you really look like a beached sea cow whose tits are indistinguishable since theyve been melded together with fat rolling down from your hideous barnacle ridden face and up from your gargantuan stomach filled with young swimmers, try some plankton some time you fat piece of shit, its the salad of the sea
6 years ago
damn kojach, that's a good one :D i'm going to use that to describe myself from now on. and no, i'm not falsely representing myself as a chick.. you just assume so because i don't want to post my fucking tits on the internet?
6 years ago
hahaha. violentugly is perpetrating a fraud!
6 years ago
She loves to smoke the sea weed. Lol.
6 years ago
and i'm highly insulted by the fact that hank insinuated i smoke schwag. i only smoke the best. right now i'm blazing a bowl of some super danky sour diesel. you should see the crystals on this shit.. not that you'd know what good pot looked like, smelled like or tasted like.
6 years ago
What's the problem with a tit shot? Jeez, you'd think we were asking for video of her sucking off a horse.
6 years ago
I grow my own, biatch. It kicks ass. You probably fuck someone for yours.
6 years ago
you grow your own? very nice. i have my medical card, so no need to fuck the drug dealer anymore. and what's the problem with a tit shot? you act like i was born last century and haven't seen how you rip apart the chicks here that have been stupid enough to do so.... i've seen y'all rip apart some mighty fine looking tits, and though mine are on par with those, what's the point? besides, my bf comes here and i'm sure that i'd have my shit out on the street if he saw my tits posted here, so no thanks. oh, and smoking sea weed? never done it, but i eat plenty of it in sushi and miso soup.
6 years ago
in time, i'll earn your fucking respect, but it's not going to be with pics of my tits.
6 years ago
I don't think you are gonna earn any respect here. Respect starts with respecting the rules.
6 years ago
drugs are for mugs
6 years ago
You all got it too fucking easy with those medical cards. Anyways, you still have to go and buy it. Stop being a pussy and grow it yourself.
6 years ago
who's your boyfriend? i know it aint cumslave
6 years ago
Who could it be?
6 years ago
to gain respect
you need to reflect
on the action you do
stupid poo
6 years ago
^thats the first poem ive ever written
6 years ago
And it sucked.
6 years ago
i don't actually think he posts here.. he might have in the past, years ago, but i know he browses this place a lot. and yeah, we have it way too easy with medical cards..but the awesome thing is, there are delivery services. no need to go drive, just call, order what you want (bud, hash, goo, oil, edibles, etc) and they drop it off within an hour. we just finally got a place with a yard, so i actually was thinking of trying to grow our own now.
6 years ago
oh, and i don't care if i earn respect. respect is for the birds, fuck it. i'm here for the grossness and lewdness.
6 years ago
Hank be fucked
it didnt suck
many poems for me
with any luck
6 years ago
holy fuck this poem bollocks is easy peasy
6 years ago
Indoor is way easy. But sunlight is the best if you have a safe outdoor spot. I'm up on the mountain at the crack of dawn doing the guerrilla grow, as well.
6 years ago
rhyming isn't that hard too do, fries.... and as far as indoor growing, i tried one time with knowing NOTHING about growing at all. all i got was a big long stem with 2 leaves before it died. i've got a safe outdoor spot in the backyard, but just haven't decided on whether to do it outdoors or try indoors again.
6 years ago
It's too late to start outdoors this year. Indoors, you gotta kick out for some equipment.
6 years ago
meh, yeah.. indoor equipment is expensive. when it's the right time i'll try my hand at planting outdoors and see what i can do. i figure the sun takes care of most of it right? how else did this shit grow in the wild for millions of years?
6 years ago
i'm not actually going to read any of this.. but if you read down a few comments... its actually chicago
6 years ago
im not going to read any of this but i actually read down a few comments DERRRRRRRRRR

you know you read every comment ever posted, the only reason you brought the site back was because you got lonely and craved more comments
6 years ago
LOL bunch of fucking retards and violentbeauty420 you can just send all titty pics to me
6 years ago
Has someone told this bitch to make with the bush yet?
6 years ago
Chicago, at Clark and Division street. Its near an infamous strip of bars on Division, notorious for wealthy, pseudo-tough guys and burnouts from Cabrini Green down the street. This happens ALOT.
6 years ago
lol the thug looking guy is the one whos trying to reason with him
6 years ago
racist.
6 years ago
how is that racist? when i saw him at first he looked like a thug... i didnt say he WAS a thug ;/
i look like a degenerate... but i... oh wait a second i guess you can judge a book by its cover sometimes...
6 years ago
He also stole the "cuz I'm stupid" line from Joe Pesci in Casino.
6 years ago
indeed :(
something tell me that he really is stupid tho...
6 years ago
I don't think I would have been able to stand there with him talking shit and yelling at me for that long. I would have either had to walk out or fight him. If SOMEONE doesn't stand up to idiots like him he will keep being a prick the rest of his life.
6 years ago
the thing is you could tell he was 100% talk by how he was when he went outside...
6 years ago
Yeah, smacking the counter and spitting at someone says 100% pussy.
6 years ago
D.A. comes back with a subpoena. "Bitch."
6 years ago
I used to go there all of the time! Best gyros in Chicago!
6 years ago
thats probably why that guy is so angry
6 years ago
Oh that Italian dude must of just watched rocky
6 years ago
Tard, first of all it's "must have", and he just watched Goodfellas or the Sopranos, but most def not Rocky.

Now get the fuck outta here, you fat fuck.
6 years ago
It was a reference to an Eddie Murphy stand up. If you weren't a fucking stupid sack of excrement and had any fucking clue you would have picked up on that
6 years ago
fucking moolies
6 years ago
Butthurt much, fag?
6 years ago
no, just pointing out that you are a fucking idiot
6 years ago
Your mama "must not of" breastfed you much, asswipe. Try Grammar For Dummies before you call others idiots.
6 years ago
Falux, I will fucking skin you alive and then I will put your skin over my skin and go fuck your mother in her asshole
6 years ago
Don't do that drum....his mom might think its him raping her.....
6 years ago
Someone repost "cum drenched tits" that's a catchy tune
6 years ago
Don't be afraid of cumslave , you should of seen what a total pussy he acted like when that fuck head Espada or whatever the fuck his name was called his house.
6 years ago
CATFIGHT!!!!
6 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha
6 years ago
Fuck you, Steve.
6 years ago
well, since the tsunami didnt wipe you off the planet, hopefully the radiation will kill you & your family slowly.

nice to see you hank
6 years ago
I am impossible to kill.
6 years ago
we'll see. you still living on there?
6 years ago
that radioactive turd?
6 years ago
I bet a little radiation wouldn't put off a turd choker like you.
6 years ago
I bet a little radiation makes your ladyboy wife's dick get even bigger. your shit is gonna be just leaking out of your ass all day long.
6 years ago
There are no ladyboys in Japan. I've given you a few years to come up with some new material Steve. You are really letting me down here.
6 years ago
dont lie. the whole reason you moved to Japan was

a: so you could finally be tall enough to get your dick through the gloryholes you frequent without bringing a step stool with you

b: the plethora of radioactive ladyboy cocks for you to feast on
6 years ago
No ladyboys. No glory holes. I'd be willing to bet you know where a few are though.
6 years ago
your house
6 years ago
or that radioactive moldy wet pile of rubble you used to call a house
6 years ago
No earthquake here, either. Sorry to point it out, but you are always wrong and still a loser.
6 years ago
I was hoping that the "fat fuck" was going to throat punch that stupid fucktard.
6 years ago
He would have laid that little worm out flat on the fucking ground in one hit.
6 years ago
Fat guy should not have his hands in his pockets. It's a great way to get sucker punched. When in possible confrontation hands should be at chest level.
6 years ago
*his hand should have been on his 9mm and splattering that dumbass guido all over the inside of that gyro shop.
6 years ago
there prices are outragous!
6 years ago
Just like all White Boys.. All talk No Action .. Just why Niggers love to pick on Whites.....
6 years ago
say that to a white boys face faggot
2 years ago
fatass guido shit fuck
2 years ago
Using "fuck" in every sentence makes you a tough guy. Well, that and the pleather JC Penny's jacket.
2 years ago
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