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Matt damon on teachers

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by drumrave

submitted August 2nd 2011

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I always wondered why my chemistry teacher spent all those years of college just to teach at some shitty high school. I'm pretty sure it's not 'cuz he loved it.
6 years ago
maybe he was trying to fuck the students.
6 years ago
or he cooks meth on the side..
6 years ago
chemistry teachers would be way to good at either of those, not only can they cook up meth, but they can also make rofies or ghb from scratch.
6 years ago
I'm fairly convinced my highschool chemistry teacher was on the run from the law.
6 years ago
I'm fairly convinced that mine had higher hopes and aspirations, but had a few too many doors slammed in his face.
6 years ago
not everyone has what it takes to be a jahova's witness.
6 years ago
Indeed.
6 years ago
my high school chemistry teacher was married to the history teacher and they were caught fucking at the school more than once. their son also stole some of their pot seeds and planted them in the green house at the school
6 years ago
more than once? i think you are making shit up now!
6 years ago
nope, my mom is a teacher in the same school. she confirmed they got caught once by students and then again by faculty and got in trouble, but it was swept under the rug soon after. fucking redneck hell hole
6 years ago
yeah..all people with higher education and skill have doors slammed in their face..nothing business likes more then to turn away people who are qualified.
6 years ago
well its certain that dwhills mom is a frigging liar as well
6 years ago
My high school "health education" (pretty much sex-ed) teacher was a 54 year old virgin. And he was proud of that fact.

That being said, one of my community college chemistry teachers taught us how to freebase (incidentally, it's possible to freebase caffeine. And the department chair in grad school knows how to make methamphetamine in a 2-liter coke bottle.
6 years ago
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6 years ago
you didnt know you could freebase caffeine? do you not read possums posts?? :P
6 years ago
you do?
6 years ago
Matt Damon'd.
6 years ago
absolutely
6 years ago
later he fucked them both
6 years ago
his mom and the chick asking him questions?!
6 years ago
and thats a pwn.
6 years ago
"Maybe you're a shitty cameraman? I don't know!"
6 years ago
..notice how the tape cuts off right after he says that.
6 years ago
The average wage with benefits and whatnot for a california teacher is 75k a year..thats 30 grand higher than the average..unions fuckin hacks..87% of them.There for a paycheck
6 years ago
shut the fuck up , no one is going to listen to a dead infomercial cocaine addict
6 years ago
i find it hard to believe that a public school teacher ANYWHERE makes 75k a year.............................
6 years ago
whats his replacements name? the youre gonna love my nuts tweeker?
6 years ago
depends on what statistics you find, teachers seem to make 40k all the way to 80k.
6 years ago
well thats why there is a thing called average :P
but are you speaking public schools or universities/private schools?
6 years ago
public schools, sometimes you can find the salary postings of school districts online.
6 years ago
The average for a public high school teacher from my home town is around 83k some make up to 119k
That's why Nassau community college is so great as well, it attracts great teachers.
6 years ago
yet most kids now can barely read... awesome...
JUST AWESOME
6 years ago
Jesus fuck Alec... where did you grow up, Dubai ?
6 years ago
i bet hes lying
6 years ago
http://teacherportal.com/teacher-salaries-by-state
6 years ago
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/All_K-12_Teachers/Salary
6 years ago
I don't know if either of those include benefits, though.
6 years ago
i dont get it then.. neither of these peoples comments are anything near what it says there
so someone is lying!!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
california actually has a bitch ass teachers union, almost as bad as wisconsin. washington is straight up mafia mother fuckers though they get whatever they want, and they want everything

too bad no one is enforcing nclb or there wouldnt even be any teachers unions anymore, if i cared enough i might sue obama to enforce it but thank fucking christ im out of the shithole we call an education system now
6 years ago
Shouldn't he be ass fucking george clooney.
6 years ago
poor ignorant douche, hes just using another fallacy to argue for teachers never being fired

teachers are fucking lazy, but the problem is the last ones hired are the first ones fired. i had teachers who were old as fuck and retired after i had them but they should have either been fired or forced to retire long before then

you can cream all over all teachers however much you want but you saying there arent shitty teachers doesnt change the fact we have all had shitty teachers, hes as bad as the hippy douchefags who generalize about all cops being corrupt obese fuckheads
6 years ago
Shut the fuck up, Will.
4 years ago
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