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VAGINA AIN'T HANDICAPPED!

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by yak

submitted July 14th 2011

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this... is pure gold.
6 years ago
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina ain't handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina ain't handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap

I don't keep it real...you know I gotta keep it wheels (rolling, rolling, rolling)
Laughing at the hoochies that are walking in their heels
My legs don't work, to be honest what's the deal?
But still strut the goodies, talking nonsense with my squeals (high pitch noises right here)
...so pop a squat and cop a feel, this'll be hard to top
Not only offer great sex, but best spots in parkin lots (honk honk)
I'm handy and got swag, ...so you know this tard is hot (durrrr)
Plus I got a crew of grimmeys, my nurse is known to target shots
...so throw me on a track, and I'll finish the race...
...as long as there ain't a dirt road, or a stick in my way
I'm just a thug ass nigga, that's pretty simple n plain
I can't even move my fricken knees, ...but still I kick it all day (Hiyaaaaaa)
You can wither away, like a tulip's undeveloping sac
Cuz it ain't about handicap vagina, it is irrelevant, fact!
I've had sex with normies, they were pelting my ass
...and once you go cripple, well, they just ain't ever been back

My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap

I'm FIREEEE, saucy steeze, never see me all timid...
Me noodle be nuff to wanna stick ur meatballs in it (DING DING FOODS READY)
Gimmicks? ...I'm no like other girls, I'm profound in bed...
Must be hurricane season...No droughts, all wet...
But baby if you're worried yet you're still down for sex
U can't impregnate me through the tube around my neck! (FUCK A FALLOPIAN TUBE)
Can't take down this mex...bitches are under my class...
They'll never be as high as me... No regards to my wonderful stash... (PUFF PUFF)
And my wheels are so clean... It's funny you ask...
Geicko saved U 15%... Laura saved you more money on gas...
INDEPENDENT WOMAN, macking niggs, im the best in their face...
Cuz nothings an obstacle to me... except a staircase...
I tear fakes... It's the perks for me... Without reluctant certainty
My vagina aint' handicap... Been no reconstructive surgery (NOPE!)
My sweet nectar if U thirsty G. Even if U feelin skeptical.
Forget it you. Cuz mama always said, to eat your vegetables ;)

My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint' handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap
6 years ago
I don't know whats scarier...this video or the fact that you took the time to translate it for us :-P
6 years ago
Now that I've heard this, I'm gonna give up rapping. Against her, I simply can't compete.
6 years ago
SERVED
6 years ago
Anybody here ever tried fucking a handicapped?
Fuck You MOTHERFUCKERS. That's right, I made it one word!
6 years ago
Anybody here ever tried fucking a handicapped?
Fuck You MOTHERFUCKERS. That's right, I made it one word!
6 years ago
Wow, am I drunk. I'm seeing doubles.
6 years ago
Wow, am I drunk. I'm seeing doubles.
6 years ago
TRYING TO DOUBLE POST AGAIN!!
6 years ago
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT.. its basically impossible..
what browser are you using?
6 years ago
How the fuck do I know?
6 years ago
is it seriously that hard?
6 years ago
thats what she said
6 years ago
obviously
6 years ago
still cant top egyptbeauty, unless she puts shoe-on-head...
...umm, wait...hmmm...
6 years ago
3 yrs ago you would still get tiny hearts for a twss :(
3 years ago
Hah, almost got away with that one.
3 years ago
HATE YOU SOSOSO MUCH!
3 years ago
Her vagina might not be handicapped, but her vocal chords certainly are,FUCK!
6 years ago
That, my fine friends, is fucking hot!
6 years ago
I bet she gives great trake.
6 years ago
thats camys bitch.
6 years ago
Drums will fight for her
6 years ago
hope she got some before she died
6 years ago
sadly, thats what killed her =(
6 years ago
turns out her vagina was in fact handicapped
6 years ago
ha!
4 years ago
lol i miss him.
4 years ago
rip dw
3 years ago
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