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The Trick to Being Goodlooking

... it seems that its wasting a lot of time..

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by yak

submitted July 11th 2010

86 comments
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comments (86)
i would hit that... with a shovel.
7 years ago
^homo
7 years ago
but i never said what i was going to do after i beat her
7 years ago
^Genius
7 years ago
Nice save.
7 years ago
thank you, thank you.
7 years ago
She was better looking before all the whore makeup.
7 years ago
I'd fuck her either way.
7 years ago
agree. to both comments
7 years ago
agree yet again
7 years ago
Granted, she did need some eyebrows.

Not the ones she ended up with, though.
7 years ago
Yeah, she did need some brows, but she is fuckable.
7 years ago
Someone stick a dick in her mouth so she stops talking!
7 years ago
I'm on my way...
7 years ago
I want to marry her, she has some good sense of humor.
7 years ago
Ya, she's probably a keeper seeing as how she's already beaten all the self esteem out of herself, therefore saving you the trouble of having to do it in the upcoming years...
7 years ago
^truth hurts
7 years ago
I'm going to go out on a limb and say I thought that was funny as shit! She could have toned down the makeup, But I liked the hair. She definitely needs to become a mucho member. Someone invite her.
7 years ago
You do it, you lazy fuck.
7 years ago
No no, you have to be able to do the Porn Jedi Mind Trick to find these people. Fries can do it. I think Drums can too.
7 years ago
all fries does is get restraining orders against him when he tries to pick up chicks
7 years ago
that only ever happened once and i wasnt even trying to get off with her
7 years ago
*of
7 years ago
LOL Red for the Pwnage
7 years ago
Haha, I like her. She points out what makes most women stupid vain whores at her own expense. I'd totally buy it, if I could look past her horrible nose job.
7 years ago
mmmm hoochie lipstick.
7 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DoDfd2ExoEHM

Yes you can fap to that.
7 years ago
Her ass is a 10.... Dance moves, a 4...
7 years ago
she took it down :(
7 years ago
damn bitch
7 years ago
actually just look for the JennaMarbles Channel on Youtube , she got plenty of stuff on there
7 years ago
The donut one is pretty cool... She's my kind of girl..
7 years ago
I saw this yesterday on digg, burried
7 years ago
next time you go there , stay there you half-witted bespectacled mustard stained taco sucker
7 years ago
pwned!
7 years ago
Ironically, we'll only confirm the pwnage if drum in fact never comes back.
7 years ago
...bespectacled?
7 years ago
Forget Digg, Reddit is where its at.
7 years ago
Reminiscent of Jan Brady.same drone
7 years ago
it's literally impossible to tell which doable chicks are actually ugly whores anymore with all of the makeup techniques available to women these days. i'm not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
7 years ago
au natural bitches get to sit on my schlong. chicks with makeup caked on get that shit all over the pillowcase & I hate that.
7 years ago
yeah right ...
7 years ago
DRS's "au natural bitches" = <9 years old.
7 years ago
Makeup caked on = ladyboys
7 years ago
she's not all that ugly to start with
7 years ago
although she started looking a mess towards the end
7 years ago
She forgot the best trick, money.
7 years ago
whats wrong with her eye ? looks fucked up
7 years ago
maybe she's got parkinson's?
7 years ago
hahaha... she says- "I like to use colours like black... It says "Im a whore..." Classic and quatotable for many of overdone sluts in the meat market
7 years ago
She said lots of other things too.
7 years ago
You should write a comment about each one.
7 years ago
everyone can join in here.
7 years ago
I already knew all that about women.
7 years ago
^stud
7 years ago
I want to fuck her.
7 years ago
Are you sure? You do realize that she really is a girl don't you?
7 years ago
Better question: you do realize she's a human, don't you?
7 years ago
awwww poor graduate students, what a horrible life decision they have made

shouldve just majored in economics and banked the fuck out of people. fuck that should be the title of my new book, "Bank the Fuck Out of People", explaining how fucking easy it is to bank people out of their money, maybe with an awesome story of some guy kicking the economy's ass.
7 years ago
Chapter 1

50% discount coupons are to be taken advantage of. Remortgage your house & buy all you can, & you will save 50% on whatever you spend. You will now be 50% richer, in terms of burgers.
7 years ago
you know why youre an asshole? because that whole thing with the burgers was meant to be funny, and you took it as someone actually thinking they saved money by spending money, you are an asshole

also, you know why youre gay? cause you listen to coldplay
7 years ago
Coldplay is gay but someone actually claimed on that pic that the person screwed the fast food joint over by buying lots of burgers.
7 years ago
Coldplay? ...finally, a reason to hate oranje other than being British.
7 years ago
Oranje, you seriously listen to Coldplay?
7 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
7 years ago
I do not like Coldplay, he was taking a joke from fucking 40 Year Old Virgin.
7 years ago
Wanko, that was Kojach.

Now he's trying to claim is was all a joke...brilliant.
7 years ago
Oh, you know that & were making fun of him. My bad.
7 years ago
i was wondering where they got coldplay from, i figured it was from a previous convo i missed
7 years ago
dude you should get some help. this talking to yourself thing, its not healthy
7 years ago
Do you realise how stupid that comment was?

No, you probably don't.
7 years ago
It's okay if you like Coldplay though, Oranje...many people like yourself do.
7 years ago
I wish she would've gone through that much trouble and tried to be at least half as clever the last time I fucked her.
7 years ago
That comment was lame on how many levels? Survey says...?
7 years ago
says who gives a
7 years ago
Lol...FAIL...Sawbuck. No one cares what you think about other people's comments. That has to be the lamest condition ever. I'd kill myself if I were you.
7 years ago
Both Fries and Drums tag teaming this chick would have more chance of happening than her agreeing to shit on your face. But thanks for playing.
7 years ago
jesus christ, way to deflect, sham-wowa.
7 years ago
Saw...we aren't all into your japanese scat fetishes.

Why you still alive?
7 years ago
Made me smile! A hot chick with a sense of self deprecating humor and intelligence!
7 years ago
She's a perfect match for a dickless unfunny loser like you!
7 years ago
damn...i'm humming "IT" now...eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
7 years ago
whoa, posts are up, bye
7 years ago
yeah seriously, mucho got 'rolled, no one cared....wtf?
7 years ago
Ha
7 years ago
hilarious
6 years ago
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