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British Diplomacy

In regards to Rolands favourite country.

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by Oranjeboom

submitted July 2nd 2010

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the fuck were them boneless chicket breats laughing at?
rolands favOUrite CUNTRY is Shitland?..since when?
7 years ago
*breasts
7 years ago
You had to be there.
7 years ago
The reason why europe doesn't start another world war is because they're affraid that us stupid fat Americans will come kick their asses again. Just like before. fact
7 years ago
it depends on who the war is with, who we think will win, and who is willing to let halliburton and its subsidiaries have all the contracting jobs during reconstruction
7 years ago
Don't forget about all those mercenaries...
7 years ago
I hope the fucking Russians come rolling through the Fulda Gap with 20,000 tanks, and at long fucking last, the US says: "Ya, you guys take this one...we're gonna sit this one out". Oh, the panic and ass-kissing that would follow...
7 years ago
You can see the capabilities of the US in Iraq & Afghanistan...or lack thereof.
7 years ago
youre terrible. iraq and afghanistan dont have lines, they arent wars anymore theyre occupations with little assholes that cant accept their shit got taken over and they cant change that
7 years ago
They arent wars anymore, huh?

So what exactly has changed in Afghanistan? You didn't beat anyone, and you never will.
7 years ago
I'm fairly certain the Brits are still there too, so don't say "you". There was something in the news just recently about the 300th casualty for GBR there.
7 years ago
The Briish are, but, unfortunately, you guys are in charge.

Hence the Vietnam style mess.
7 years ago
We never should have gone there, or Iraq.

You people didn't plan anything for Iraq.

Worse than fucking useless.
7 years ago
Uh huh. Next time we will let you handle it Oranje.
7 years ago
Yeah we're in charge you little bitches.
7 years ago
I do wonder just how little you guys know about the mess in Iraq.

7 years ago
Now free the falklands already.
7 years ago
I wonder how little you know about the mess in your pants.
7 years ago
I'd love to dump the Falklands.
7 years ago
It's really getting tiresome schooling you, lil' Hank...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Anglo-Afghan_War
7 years ago
I'm not American, I know about history.
7 years ago
...but whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
7 years ago
What makes you think everyone here doesn't? Because you visit a website full of inbred alcoholic drug abusing fools who like to pull your chain every time you spout off about how "informed" you are?
7 years ago
Do I need a passport to go to the Falklands?
7 years ago
Not necessarily you Kirk, or maybe 2/3 others. However, most Americans on here fit the ignorant American sterotype perfectly. Claude being a prime example. I'm not saying he is dumb, but he sure is ignorant & ill-informed.
7 years ago
youre the same dumb cunt who was saying that the americans sat by in WWII watching the brittish 'win' the way and then joined in on the last week of the whole mess.You are an ignorant limey fuckbag who hasnt the capability to see how idiotic he is.
Oh but you will call me a name and say,you are misinformed by evil american propaganda.SO your accounting of true history is the only truth there is.
You should go troll the local sanitariums for a hot date,big headed pompous dickhole
7 years ago
Free Anna Chapman!!
7 years ago
Billy, you're a fucking dick dock.
The only reason the British were in need of help at home is because the rest of our troops were spread out over Europe, North Africa and Asia. If the Brits concentrated on helping themselves, there would be no need for outside assistance.
7 years ago
for Everyone's information, the only 'winner' in WWII was the Soviet Union.
7 years ago
cmc, the "soviet union" is broke, how is that a win?
7 years ago
don't project the present into past world history. at the time, only the USSR gained anything from WWII.

don't forget, France once conquered and ruled England. turned out pretty fucking good for England.
7 years ago
nd yes, France did win... once, but nobody has done the same since the middle ages.
7 years ago
The bit missing from there ^ was the fact that Britain was still independant after the war.
7 years ago
"at the time, only the USSR gained anything from WWII."

Eh, no. The US profited enormously from the war.
7 years ago
^true, though i think you may have missed the part about judging past events with current information.

and the 'France winning' thing wasn't a jab at England. France is gay, without question
7 years ago
No no Fugs, they saved our asses by decaring war on German!

Oh no, wait....

Germany declared war on them, they joinedafter Japan attacked them at the end of the war & we saved their asses in the pacific, my bad.
7 years ago
"don't forget, France once conquered and ruled England. turned out pretty fucking good for England."

& then England ran the world, including you lot.
7 years ago
Damn Britain is fucking awesome.
7 years ago
Damn, you're bad at this, oj....

:)
7 years ago
You're supposed to admit that the Yanks saved us from extermination...
7 years ago
no, they were profiteers.

and thus, the Jewnited States was borned
7 years ago
Are you not Yank scum, CMC?
7 years ago
I am, though not scum. I accept history for what it is however, unlike most yanks
7 years ago
Profiteers? They can't even admit to a fuck up with the oil fields, but prefer to blame us because of their primary customer.
7 years ago
Which isn't even a 'British' company any more.
7 years ago
*sigh*. Again, Fugs, were we talking about the 1940's or 2010?
7 years ago
*curls up at the landlords feet*
7 years ago
BP has as many American shareholder is it does British & an equal number of Directors.

The old rig was both owned & operated by Transocean, an American company. The blowout preventer, which was designed to stop this from happening was made by an American company and failed to do what it was designed to do.

But no, lets blame the British because Americans love to point the finger at the sneaky foreigners.
7 years ago
Fucking unbelievable stupidity, seriously.
7 years ago
jeez, even i know that "BP" = "British"...in the same way that "Paris Hilton" = "shy young french girl"
7 years ago
I do agree - but such is the state of things; most Americans are propagandized fools and there is little to be done about it.
7 years ago
But who woyuld the us have as allies if it wasn't for us? The rest of Europe would have fucked you off long ago, but we still have a controlling interest.
7 years ago
are we arguing now?

shit, this whole time I thought we were in agreement.

is u trolling?
7 years ago
I just got done watching the biggest hit TV series the BBC has ever put out. Doctor Who
And let me tell you what, it's quite disturbing listing to a lizzard woman with nice breast talk with an English accent.
7 years ago
I like CMC more each week.

The only allies the US would have if we left them & built stronger relations with Europe would be the tinpot dictators who the US support through the CIA. FACT.
7 years ago
No, I is just stating my case. If the US annexes Britain because of the oil spill, they will have lost their strongest ally. We can always buy Russian oil.
7 years ago
Very few Americans realise how much they need our support.

It always makes me laugh when Claude talks about wanting to bring all the US troops back to the US. Britain actually loses out in a number of ways by supporting the US & the troops the US station abroad is the ONLY reason that you guys have any influence. Nobody likes the US, let alone wants them having bases in their country. Hell, look at Japan, the failure to get rid of a US base has ruined the PMs career.

"We should bring all our troops home", as if they are at all wanted. Fuck off.
7 years ago
See? We can't both be wrong.
7 years ago
True fact: US succession from Britain was unwarranted. There was neither tyranny or 'taxation without representation'. It is all shite and some of us yanks know this.

fuck off ye trolls
7 years ago
but OJ is right.

fugs, get a bridge
7 years ago
I bet not one American on here knows anything about that Japanese issue. You don't usually know about things outside of your own state, sometimes within the US in gerneral, but never outside.
7 years ago
The tea party was started by criminals who would have lost out by the black market being eliminated. Of course, most Americans wouldn't know that.
7 years ago
The US is a nice place, with some good people, but when a bit of patriotism becomes "America, fuck yeah" and "we are better than everyone else" you're gonna come down to earth with a helluva bump.
7 years ago
< is better than all of you

MERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!
7 years ago
yep. but hopefully before all's fucked
7 years ago
very few brits realise how much they need OUR support, oj...

as above
so below
7 years ago
i do like Klaxons...
7 years ago
We don't need your support, poss, we got the rest of europe to fall back on
7 years ago
Hi poss, btw

*waves*
7 years ago
Shut the fuck up, dwubs :)
7 years ago
Like fucking what, poss?

Our relationship with you has FAR mor cons than it does pros.

Try your best to tell me about one benifit we get that we wouldn't have if we turned our back on you & simply built a stronger Europe instead?
7 years ago
Good luck with that ^
7 years ago
fuck you all! :P
7 years ago
one word: Greece

good luck with them, and the rest of the dominos waiting to fall
7 years ago
*kicks dw's ass*
7 years ago
So what you're saying is, you cant think of one benefit?
7 years ago
Didn't think so.
7 years ago
The collapse of the global economy was Americans doing, too. Well done there, poss.
7 years ago
"usa's debt problem pales in comparison to the looming european crisis"
7 years ago
& America was WAY more debt than Greece.

You're never going to face yours though.
7 years ago
*puts oj on full ignore status*

" ...free chm, free chm, free chm"
7 years ago
*farts on fugs foot*
7 years ago
i am just a 3rd gen norwegian possum in tha middle of the great american desert...i love that my prairie pronouncements can actually rile up a young brit or two

oj - you need to get laid a lot more often
7 years ago
The United States is still the most resourceful country on its own in the world. There's not much, other then diamonds and other insignificant items that we have to import.
Gee, lets look at Germany. Why did they start all their wars? And why did Japan take over all those countries abroad? Oh yeah, to get the resources they needed to import because their country doesn't have it.
7 years ago
I brought home a nice blonde from the club last night, Ill have you know. My anti-American binge has 0 to do with any lack of sex, but more to do with America being full of walking turds.
7 years ago
Don't be jealous Oj.
7 years ago
"Don't be jealous Oj."

See, pure fucking idiocy.
7 years ago
On another note, I just recieved my renewal aplication for my concealed carry gun permit.
7 years ago
*relaxes to the most chilled out music by a modern artist*
7 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxvIql80DsA&feature=related

Close your eyes, and relax.
7 years ago
I guess the one thing that we in the US have is fun geneology fuckswith.

I'm a GermanNorwegianScot. cool story bro
7 years ago
Oj, maybe you should get another hobby instead of watching everything that goes on over here. It's turning you into a Hank, and that's not good. Quit being so serious and have fun with this site. Instead of trying to right us all of our wrongs.
Want a pill?
7 years ago
<--- is now officialy relaxed...
7 years ago
but he's right.

anyway, I've submitted this before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWZoVY2NxGM

awesome vid
7 years ago
That is not relaxing, cmc.
7 years ago
I know what it is, tool.

Every time I get into one of these anti-American binges, I have to be home a lot. Whenever I'm working and I have to be at my computer like all day, I think I do it as a distraction.

I don't always talk about America like this, but whenever I have, it has been when I have had work to do.

If I can just come and go without there being any issues, I'm fine. I'm pretty sure that I do it so people reply nd I have something to do.
7 years ago
you're wrong. lets argue some
7 years ago
I knew my comment to start this thread was going to cause controversy, but damn people, don't you know I do this on purpose.
hehehehe
7 years ago
actually oj is one of the reasons this site IS fun...and i almost like him despite his socialism...but somtimes, you just have to shut all that shit down, and drink, and smoke...
7 years ago
true dat.
7 years ago
drink and think about how neat democratic socialism is. that's what i do

and people fondling poop is always amusing
7 years ago
That was nice Fugs.
7 years ago
I'm drinking right now, but I probably shouldn't be. I drank so much lastnight than I woke up this morning and I couldn't see. I told that girl I would speak to her on facebook, but I cant remember her surname & I didn't take her number. I hope she doesn't get mad and throw a stone through my front window.
7 years ago
I don't think Claude is ever going to like me again, if I stop dissing America or not. Burnt that bridge...
7 years ago
Why would you ruin drink thinking of politics?
Politics should only be in your mind while craping.
7 years ago
politics first, as they actually matter. priorities can be disappointing
7 years ago
You do know Claude works in Washington DC, I think he's the President or something.
7 years ago
^ that last line, including the typo, is absolutely hahahahahahaha!
7 years ago
I have a genuine interest in current affairs, what can I say...
7 years ago
I am now too calm to argue with anybody, thank you cmc et al for your input, but i'm going to bed...

G'night.
7 years ago
^guten abend
7 years ago
Isn't it like 3 in the morning over the pond there Oj?
7 years ago
Thats right, tool.

Think I better follow Fugs lead and head off to bed.

Goodnight you pie-munchers!

Beijus x
7 years ago
I'll say goodnight to Claude when I see him for you.
7 years ago
Thanks...

Me and a couple of friends are planning a trip to the states next Febary, I'll have to buy you a beer.
7 years ago
bout funking time the lot of you shut the fuck up and fuck off
7 years ago
dw doesn't support the troops
7 years ago
make love, not war. that is why i support your mom
7 years ago
It always amazes me how childish and astonishingly stupid these rants are.
7 years ago
Apparently "global economy" is not well understood here yet.
7 years ago
Fuck that's a lot of comments just for Oranje to thank us for saving his ass in ww2.
7 years ago
unlike many of you,Ive been to that england.I dont have all bad things to say about limeys..i just like getting them all riled up.Dont fuckin deny it either you windbags..you all have a dedicated place in that old,ugly grey shitbox set aside strictly for arguing with each other.Thats in London..im sure other parts have the same arrangement.They all take themselves very seriously and like blowJ,think they are god's gift to thinking.I say fuck a duck..and pass the booze..now that relaxing music link.
7 years ago
You misspelled "favorite".
7 years ago
In the description, that is. It's an unmistakeable warning sign of the onset of scurvy.
7 years ago
;p
7 years ago
if theres one thing bits dont suck at, and there can only possibly be one, its politics. your solution to the worldwide jew problem was much more realistic and effective than hitlers delusional plan to kill them all
7 years ago
brits* fucking spell check not underlining words that are spelled correctly but still not what i meant to say, mustve been coded by a brit
7 years ago
^freudian sip
7 years ago
So you're not as smart as you portray yourself to be.
7 years ago
cant all be as smart as you tollman.you having one of them 4th of jewly parties there buddy?maybe drink yourself into oblivion and film some of your buddies beating each other up?
7 years ago
^this, coming from a dead cocaine addict :)
7 years ago
Just taking care of the wife tomorrow, nothing planned except cutting my sisters grass which I do for her every Sunday. Thanks for askinf though Billy.
7 years ago
Im only thinking of you pal.
7 years ago
Perfidious Albion
7 years ago
very true.
7 years ago
Germany: 4
England: 1
That was one of the best diplomacy the british could deliver in 40 years by far. So here we are...thankfull and noble...may your trip home be full of pleasure, and maybe you'll meet the french on the way. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about. See you in two years, Ales are on me today.
Sincerely
Anco
7 years ago
For the record, this video is about Britain ..... not England ...
7 years ago
Yeah, you dumb German fuckwit.
7 years ago
...since scotland or wales are known to have such decisive impact on politics as well...
7 years ago
Shut up, you biased individual.
7 years ago
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