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Petey Greene

How to eat a Watermelon

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by Magawd

submitted June 30th 2010

18 comments
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comments (18)
alright, ready?
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NIGGER!
7 years ago
sometimes they put LIQUOR in it!
7 years ago
1952 6th grade report card for Petey Green=

Math-D
History-C-
PE-A+
HomeEc-C
English-f-
7 years ago
Depends on where he attended s'cool.
7 years ago
hes my hero.
7 years ago
you like watermelon?
honest question..i hate that shit
7 years ago
Watermelon filled with Everclear is a joyous thing.
7 years ago
im not a big fan of watermellon actually. i like it in fruit salads and sometimes mixed with alcohol but im a more orange apple kinda guy

hes my hero because he simply dosent give a shit about stereotypes he likes it the way he likes it.
7 years ago
what's this have to do with fleetwood mack?
7 years ago
Bernie Mack
7 years ago
Bernie Mack
7 years ago
I remember an episode of little rascals were Stymie said watermelon is the only food you can eat, drink, and wash your face in. so true.
7 years ago
I can't understand what he is saying but I'm sure its important
7 years ago
As a 'Bama redneck, Ah can say Ah 'gree wif him on da waamelon, but not on da roasteneers. Ah likes mah sticks!
7 years ago
The only word I can understand is "watamelon"
7 years ago
your mom only understands the word 'cock'
7 years ago
Then she'd be the only woman made speechless by seeing you naked.
7 years ago
Wait for part 2 on how to eatz my chiggen.....
7 years ago
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