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Bacon pancakes

Fuck you McGriddles

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by Heybooger

submitted June 29th 2010

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Bacon pancakes
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It has bacon. I'll eat it.
7 years ago
thats not proper bacon , it's all fat
7 years ago
that's what makes bacon awesome
7 years ago
and americans fat
7 years ago
That bacon looks crap, I bet most Americans haven't even seen proper bacon.
7 years ago
Shove your proper bacon up your proper asses and leave us happy fat americans alone you bunch of jealous fucks!
7 years ago
thats the spirit toolie
7 years ago
I know, I'm great, ain't I?
7 years ago
Did I say something wrong?
7 years ago
Not at all Fugs... Americans don't know good bacon at all... If they want good bacon(that's if they know the difference) then they buy it from us... Just ask Bob and Doug, it's in their christmas wish list..
7 years ago
Ham isn't bacon.
7 years ago
^cpt. obvious
7 years ago
Like it matters, you peoople just snort that shit anyway.
7 years ago
Brits eat shit like mashed peas on toast. Gourmet all the way..
7 years ago
That is just stupid, so I hope you're joking. You must be thinking of beans on toast.
7 years ago
And spotted dick.
7 years ago
on toast ?
7 years ago
Sweet pussy on toast is my favourite..;)

7 years ago
dick on toast is your fav
7 years ago
Spotted dick is your fave... My herpes infested spotted dick that is...


No homo
7 years ago
i wont be having that on toast
7 years ago
You'd prefer it straight up then?
7 years ago
maybe in a toasted sandwich
7 years ago
I'm at a loss for words.. I really am..
7 years ago
fries, do you think it would be OK to make tea with powdered milk, or is that just for coffee?
7 years ago
I have some buscuits which I want to eat with tea, so fuck it...I'm going ot be crazy & do it anyway.
7 years ago
i wouldnt have powdered milk with anything unless i was desperate
7 years ago
Hmmm, no milk.

It's OK actually, quite creamy.
7 years ago
Just put an extra spoonful of sugar in and drink it without milk.
7 years ago
Why sugar or milk?
7 years ago
I like my coffee like fries likes his men...
7 years ago
milky with 2 sugars ?
7 years ago
You're no fun today...
7 years ago
oh , you mean you like it up your ass or something
7 years ago
Will that be one finger or two??
7 years ago
And that concludes today's episode of "Eating with Faggots" on BBC2.

Stay tuned for "The Sharia Bunch"
7 years ago
Muslims make up 2.97% f our population.

"Ahhhhhhh! You're bing taken over"

How not to do logic, by America.
7 years ago
Ok at what percent are they taking over? We'll let you know then.
7 years ago
At a much lower rate than the Arab countries are buying up America, I can say that for sure.
7 years ago
It only takes one bully in a room full of pansies to take over....
7 years ago
No shit, I could probably take over england with a fucking pellet gun.
7 years ago
I could take over America with hollow promises & nice billboards in the place of a birth certificate.
7 years ago
You should probably head to hospital & have them take a look at that burn.
7 years ago
You have nothing to lose, its free now.
7 years ago
About time those redneck republicans started caring for the sick..

Not that I like it... But it's the right thing to do..
7 years ago
Speaking of redneck, I just bought a Ram Charger. Just picked it up from the tint shop. It won't fit next to my F150 in the driveway.
7 years ago
Obama had help from all those muslims.
7 years ago
...& they are being rewarded with a Mosque a the bottom of the WTC.
7 years ago
Oh no, thats not right. What am I missing?
7 years ago
That 2.97% will make 10 times the noise as the rest of the 97.3% and take over your island.

And rish, I know I've said it before, but ford stands for Fuckin Owners Real Dumb. Although the new ones do look bad ass.
7 years ago
And Chevy stands for...

You know what? Fuck you.
7 years ago
Also here's another thing wrong with you fucks. You can't have tea or coffee without fucking loading it with milk and sugar. That's why your teeth are all yellow and missing.
7 years ago
Coffee is meant to have milk put into it, & I use one sugar. You people have more sugar in your tap water.
7 years ago
You shouldn't add anything to coffee, just drink it.
7 years ago
Of course you should, shut up.
7 years ago
I like the coffee flavored Monsters.
7 years ago
fries likes his coffee like he likes his men, Black & up the butt
7 years ago
i think someone already used that joke
7 years ago
well thats a lot of reading
7 years ago
That looks tasty.
7 years ago
Waffle House has pancakes with bacon bits in them. Mighty fine eats!
7 years ago
Indeed, I have had them. They are quite good.
7 years ago
Next time I go, I'm trying them. Thanks
7 years ago
Next time you try them, you will go.
7 years ago
That's not what I said Tonto.
7 years ago
my 2 favorite foods, pancakes and bacon... its like a small slice of heaven has landed on my plate =D
7 years ago
Fuck Yeah
7 years ago
No one wonder there are so many fat fucking cunts in USA
7 years ago
Uk has more overweight children now than the us
7 years ago
no one wonder mcfloozy is a retarded douche
7 years ago
Who cares, it's bacon.
7 years ago
That isn't what it said, you BigDumbCunt.
7 years ago
Hippies can't be cunts. fact
7 years ago
Wait, did Aunt Jemima invent this? Best ad EVER.
7 years ago
indeed
7 years ago
is there something else in that battermix
7 years ago
aunt jemima pubes
7 years ago
ewww
7 years ago
like you never had one stuck in your toof.
7 years ago
Fries Floss (tm) You saw it here first!
7 years ago
Only from Norelco.
7 years ago
how did those first 2 get cooked when middle 2 are still raw mix. this advert is out of perspective. also the jug looks wrong
7 years ago
Because you flip pancakes when you cook them? Never cooked before I take it?
7 years ago
It's like those cooking shows, they put the turkey in the oven and cut to commercial, and when they come back, it's time to eat.
7 years ago
Americans do not know how to make pancakes.

FACT!
7 years ago
If it wasn't for us you'd all be eating brautwurst for breakfast.
7 years ago
they all settle for faggots for breakfast

FACT!
7 years ago
Cant make pancakes.
7 years ago
Given how bad English food is, I'll take your opinion of our pancake making prowess as a compliment.
7 years ago
Hardly a compliment
7 years ago
The English have bad food line is even dumber than the bad teeth line.

You people really do live in a big nut-filled pile of shitty ignorance.
7 years ago
You guys think eating steak is American.

Like seriously, what the fuck? How stupid can you be?
7 years ago
'merica fuck yeah!!!!

now, where did i put my bacon fat and mayonnaise smoothie?
7 years ago
I'll just leave this here again;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/children_shealth/7853104/British-children-getting-fatter-at-twice-the-rate-of-American-youngsters.html

7 years ago
...its 'cause our food is so good.
7 years ago
Steak is 100% American. You fucks didn't even have cows until we invented them.
7 years ago
Oranje, I'll answer your question honestly. No, I don't know how to make pancakes. That's why I have this English woman make them for me everyday because she fled from England because of the muslim take over.
7 years ago
^ im sure thats a selfpwn
7 years ago
Oranje, have you ever even eaten a well-prepared American meal? I don't know about England, but I had to go to the best restaurant in all of Heildelberg to even approach decent American cooking. Of course being a communist, I guess you're used to shitty food anyway. You probably eat what we call "prison food" on a daily basis. And you probably rate it doubleplusgood.
7 years ago
Take that Oranje.:)))
7 years ago
Could you possibly talk more shit, Sawbuck? I doubt it.
7 years ago
doubleplusgood is my new favorite runonword
7 years ago
I love bacon, bratwurst and steak..
7 years ago
Oranje has to puree his food in a blender and drink it. Its too hard to chew with his buttertooth.
7 years ago
& you're being a douche again, because?
7 years ago
It hurts my feelings when you insult America.
7 years ago
Piss off, you don't have feeling.
7 years ago
i bet he's feeling you right now
7 years ago
"buttertooth"....rofl
7 years ago
Hahaha, that was a good one.
7 years ago
You & steve have been repeating that for like a yeah, Claude had to catch up eventually.
7 years ago
Seriously , brit food is shit and your teeth for the most part are crumbly and yellow. Also the queen takes it in the ass from a great dane.
7 years ago
And barks.
7 years ago
she has Corgis not great danes
7 years ago
What a great idea!! I'm trying it on Sunday with my turkey bacon!
7 years ago
pussy
7 years ago
TOOL!

SPEED KILLS!

MELLOW DUDE, MELLOW...
7 years ago
No, people who eat turkey bacon are in fact pussies.
7 years ago
I throw the the little bit of meat away in my bacon and just eat the fat like the uneducated fat good for nothing American that I am. And all the rest of you can take turns getting a taste of the salty sweet nectar of bacon fat dripping from my ball sack, so start lining up.
7 years ago
First!
7 years ago
Toolie is a heartattack just waiting to happen
7 years ago
My brother used to have a girlfriend that would do that. He'd cut the fat off the bacon and cook the meat, she'd then cook the fat and eat it.

Last time I saw her, she'd put on about 40 lbs.
7 years ago
C'mon fries... When was the last time you had anything to do with a salad aside from tossing it?
7 years ago
i had salad with a keema naan for my dinner today
7 years ago
Well that's good... I'm just trollin' you know.. You're actually a good guy.
7 years ago
also you like anything thats been tossed , salad , pancakes and penis
7 years ago
An older waitress asked me once how I like my salad... I said 'tossed', stone cold straight faced... She didn't have a clue, but the guy in the booth next to me sprayed his drink on his girlfriend... Good times..
7 years ago
And no... I don't like penis.. Not yours, not anyones... I don't even like mine... I beat til it pukes everyday.. Little bastard..
7 years ago
little being the correct word
7 years ago
Part of the reason why I don't like it..
7 years ago
Just say "No Homo" red...
7 years ago
..or "No Oranje"...same diff
7 years ago
Right right.... No homo...
7 years ago
No 2 blacks.
7 years ago
And hold on... Naan bread?????? No wonder you guys have problems with the brown people there... You're eating their food!!! WITF?
7 years ago
Maybe if you made them to eat your food they would leave...
7 years ago
Where do you people get this shit, seriously?

Its like that South Park episode, but it isn't Family Guy who make shit up with seals and balls, it's your news stations.
7 years ago
& you people are like "yep yep" *spoons microwave meal into face* *yep, muslims, bad, yep"...
7 years ago
^oj watches merican cartoons
7 years ago
I'm watching Faux News right now, too. I'm serious, this shit is amazing, it's like what you'd see in a dystopia film..only real.
7 years ago
Google - popular foods in the uk

The first sentence in the first whatchamacallit..
7 years ago
Go to google, type in "I can read wikipedia" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
7 years ago
Thats fucking brilliant.
7 years ago
The internet is forcing people to realize just how funny racism really is.
7 years ago
Abraham Lincoln wasn't a racist but you could probably say that he was the first one to die for racial equality.
7 years ago
actually, old abe WAS a racist...read up on his motives for founding "Liberia"...
7 years ago
He wasn't a racist here.
7 years ago
I came
7 years ago
It's about time.
7 years ago
And a 6 year old boy wasn't involved? Outstanding.
7 years ago
That's fucking genius.
7 years ago
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