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toolman?

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Just kidding tool

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by Heybooger

submitted June 24th 2010

38 comments
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toolman?
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comments (38)
Vrooooom
7 years ago
You are GAAAAAY
7 years ago
Yeah he is, but I wouldn't tell him that to his face.

He's got a chainsaw. I don't.
7 years ago
dude, how come nobody fights with chainsaws like they do with swords? that would be fucking awesome
7 years ago
Cuz the chains would snap and one guy would be left with a dull, heavy and awkward short sword...
7 years ago
Hope he doesn't get his hair caught in that thing.
7 years ago
I'd pay good money to see that.
7 years ago
tool has a better gun collection
7 years ago
you came for the weapons but stayed for the cock ...
7 years ago
Jesse James Dupree from JACKYL??
7 years ago
Or The Naked Cowboy?
7 years ago
that's what I thought when I saw this darkelfen
7 years ago
Well he does have a work appliance and he is a man.
id say confirmed.
7 years ago
Nice boots Toolie
7 years ago
I got them at the flea market for five bucks.
7 years ago
Bargain
7 years ago
hows he get his trousers off whilst still keeping his boots on ?
7 years ago
I thought that was a giant condom when I first saw it.
7 years ago
This is a lot like my dating profile ad except that I'm holding a stihl not a fucking johnsonred.
7 years ago
Good call. Could be worse, though. Could be a Craftsman
7 years ago
Wanko likes holding other peoples tools
7 years ago
Fries likes hiding them.
7 years ago
Somebody has been hacking my private files again I see, Damn Norton.
7 years ago
That's disgusting.....who the fuck drinks pepsi?
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
yea yeas we get it,, you alll love toolman AND HES BADADASS BLAH BLAH BSLHA LHA ,,,,, jesus guns DONT MAKE YOU BADASSS YOU FUUCKIG TITFUCKKS
7 years ago
actually, camy- tool scares the poo oughtta me...it's the only reason i pretend to like him
7 years ago
*oh no ...not the goats dream again...nononononono
7 years ago
hahaha, camy is fucking smashed!

and toolman is awesome but not because of the guns
7 years ago
not to pull a Toolman here, but tomorrow morning my dumbass 52-yr-old brother goes in for triple bypass...just for reference, he's the guy who turned me onto bands as weird and varied as : Devo, The Pogues, GG allin, (old) alice cooper, scruffy the cat, the first four Black Sabbath albums, the Dead Boys, Doc Watson (!)...CVB, social distortion,...well the list goes on and on

good luck johnnyboy!
7 years ago
*bites dw's ankle now , and grins
7 years ago
*shakes possum off leg*

i'm not reading all that

*goes to bed*
7 years ago
boogeye all
7 years ago
Well then, I'm just going to take my computer and go home.
7 years ago
Hahaha JESUS ..... sorry .... it's been awhile since I've been drunk.
7 years ago
hahaha, awesome
7 years ago
yeah, you better apiligize to toolie, he did not deserve that.
7 years ago
i truly apiligize mr toolie...
7 years ago
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