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Ratburger, mouse sandwich, and sqirrel sate Where do the french fries come from? Frenched fries come from Belgium.

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by KJELL

submitted June 21st 2010

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Another testament to the ignorance of, well, you know....
7 years ago
British chefs?
7 years ago
I was actually thinking Chicagoans(?) and the surrounding country.
7 years ago
Ahhhhahahahahahaha
7 years ago
You fucking people will anything.
7 years ago
I saw a documentary once where all the food had rat in it. The guy was disgusted and finally settled on a piece of bread without so much rat in it.
7 years ago
That wasn't a documentary silly, it was your childhood.

Nice repression though.
7 years ago
Whooosh
7 years ago
shit!
7 years ago
Didn't anyone tell this dumb cunt that there was a mcdonalds about two blocks down the skreet?
7 years ago
dis skreet, or dat skreet?
7 years ago
skreeet skreet skreet
7 years ago
We need to have a "comment gems" section we can easily look back on and reflect. This would be one of them.
7 years ago
She will suck her black boyfriends cock but won't eat chipmonk?
7 years ago
Ain't that the truth!!! She'll take a face full of sweaty, AIDS infested monkey cock and balls but won't chow down on chipmunk? Dumb fuckin' airhead.
7 years ago
I've had authentic British food in London and it is horrible, but there's no shortage of any crap snack or fast food either.
7 years ago
You really are fucking stupid.
7 years ago
Stick to your deep fried butter, you fat fuck.
7 years ago
He's not fat. He's fluffy. It's the fur.
7 years ago
Insulting Claude is taboo...I'm embarrased for you Orangepoon.
7 years ago
What are you talking about, you redundant fucking whore?
7 years ago
Fucking noob with a hijacked internet signal, third-world, refuse-powered laptop, in a filthy loin-cloth splattered with excrement and his own father's seimen telling me what is what...

Fuck off!
7 years ago
Don't fuck with claude... His comments make more sense than any of yours.. Plus he'll scratch you..
7 years ago
what the hell do they make to eat over there that everyone says it bad? tastes bad or has gross ingredients?
7 years ago
redurrson, you can jutshut the fuck up, too. I don't give a fuck about Claude, or you fags who want to suck his dick.

Nothing Soah, the only people who say that shit with so much conviction are the ones who have never left the United States.

7 years ago
I think it's how they reuse the grease about 80 times when they fry shit. And the rats.
7 years ago
Fuck you in your round-mouthed, ugly girl-fondling face Oranje. I've been to Molesworth more times than I can remember. -How many times have you been to the US? Or can you even afford a plane ticket?

Here's some advice: Get a new shtick. Being the "New Hank" is not cool, and you and your toady Fries are a boring as he ever was and the English will ever be.

And your food S-U-C-K-S! That's a universal fact-although clearly it hasn't kept you or "The FatBoy Wonder" from cramming it down your pasty-faces. At least that's one thing the Muslims might improve over the next ten years as they finally become the majority in your has-been country.
7 years ago
^The definition of pissy
7 years ago
Wow .... I'm pretty disappointed in you ClaudeBallz ... like I knew you were El_Wanko-ish ... but not that much .. your ignorance is sparkling more than those faggots in Twilight.
7 years ago
Get out from under your Fox News sponsored rock, you ignorant deluded motherfucker.

Afford a ticket? I could buy myself a brand new BMW, drive to the airport, fly first class & take a shit in you stars and stripes breakfast cereal tomorrow, if I so fucking chose. Money isn't an issue to me, is it to you? I bet I even give more to charity than you people, on average, spend on twinkies.

Like you peopel know anything about food. Buger and chips isn't a delicacy, you should know that. I'd love to know what your idea of our food really is. Should be funny if it is as accurate as any other of your ideas.

Finally, what the fuck has this 'new hank shtick' got to do with anything? Is it because I don't like you? Guess fucking what, I didn't like that fat goatee sporting cunt either.
7 years ago
oh, oh, i wanna play!

BRITAIN SUCKS!! 'merica rules, fuck yeah!!

*is out of breath, needs a bacon cheeseburger and liter'o'cola to refuel*
7 years ago
There's only 3 or 4 countries whose food rocks.
7 years ago
y'all holler at me when it's my turn again. i'm gonna go lay down and make love to this large chocolate frosty
7 years ago
Giving to charity is nothing to brag about.
7 years ago
I wasn't bragging, I was simply stating what I consider to be incredibly likely. I've never mentioned it before.
7 years ago
That would be Italy Belgium france and China
And Oranjeboob Holland might be the richest country on earth, but the food over there sucks balls or either it is Belgian.
Go pull a croquette out the wall man.
Holland only makes the best cheese and weed.
For the rest the kitchen blows over there, u cant even get a decent pack of fries over there. How many star chefs are in hollan? 3 man not more than that.
7 years ago
Italy, France, Spain and Japan. Chinese food is fucking risky. Those fuckers will put anything in it.
7 years ago
I like Hungarian, Indian, and American. Hungarian for the massive amounts of fat in everything, Indian the spices, American for the good old steaks and hamburgers and ribs and other parts of dead animals.
7 years ago
I wonder how they figure richest country. I read this today:
"The 2000 Census indicates that 73% of U.S. poor own automobiles, 76% have air conditioning, 97% own refrigerators, 62% have cable or satellite TV, and 73% have microwaves."

Apparently most of our "poor" have houses too.
7 years ago
Fried possum.



^ just gonna leave that right there.
7 years ago
Chinese food is disgusting.
7 years ago
Are you fucking serious, KJELL? Who the fuck doesn't know where I'm from?

Go fuck yourself & die, fool.
7 years ago
Especially after reading the tread with Chaudes comments. Really, how dumb are you KJELL?
7 years ago
I looove Indian and Mexican food. Thai food is really good too. Japanese and Korean is very good, but usually only when you experience it in said country.

You know what I find annoying about England. They call chips crisps. Crisps is the faggiest word in the WORLD.
7 years ago
Well they called fries chips so they need a new word for chips. Fucking idiots. Fuck you fries.
7 years ago
Our language, our rules butch.

"Ahhhh nooooooooo, it's different! What do I dooooooooo?"
7 years ago
I meant 'bitch', but hey, it works...
7 years ago
Most of the food in England is soft so they don't fuck their tooths up even more.
7 years ago
we have fries as well as chips here in the UK. Fries are long and thin , Chips are usually shorter and thicker. It's the americans that have it wrong as it's 'chipped' potatoes and crisps being thinner and well... crispy.
7 years ago
Sense, logic & rational thinking are lost on them, fries.
7 years ago
iek I said, they just panic becauae it's different. Simple minded folk.
7 years ago
*Like
7 years ago
In america, chips are chips and fries are fries and crisps is just a word faggots use to express their gayness.
7 years ago
Just pull yourself together & stop panicing!
7 years ago
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
7 years ago
^ Aaand, scene. Nicely-hanked, Oranje. I can actually smell the estrogen coming out of your pores through my screen.

Oranje=Hank-rapping/Fries<muslims
7 years ago
Meown3d
7 years ago
Claude's formulas need work. That says Oranje is equal to Hank divided by Fries but less than muslims. Thats fucked up.
7 years ago
btw, anything divided by 0 is a bus-fault.
7 years ago
(O = H / F) < muslims
7 years ago
you're still dividing by zero there kirk
7 years ago
we don't have "chips" wrong. Chips like bingo chips, gambling chips, chip chips.
7 years ago
^(x23) fuck you sporty!
7 years ago
That is a random number of "fuck yous"... or is it?
7 years ago
lol!
7 years ago
Don't single out England as having bad food, the country of Europe boast many other culinary delights!
7 years ago
Also, who the fuck plays bingo with chips?
7 years ago
you've never used a bingo chip? are you kidding me?
7 years ago
is this a trick question?
7 years ago
They usually are the reusable ones that have the sliding windows or are just paper cards you mark with a blotter.
7 years ago
^^Fucking bingo elitist.
7 years ago
Who the fuck plays bingo?
7 years ago
i had some english food.I also ate at a pizza hut over there..wow,how do you take something like pizza,one of the hardest foods to fuck up,and fuck it up?
I had lots of tea(hahaha)had some chinese shit that was screamin..some fish and fries
a shepherds pie..thats about all i can recall.The problem with that shithole island is all those limebags are so fuckin drunk all the time,they could be eating raw turds and not know it.have a pint orangedookie
7 years ago
Stop calling me Hank, that is just below the belt.
7 years ago
straight in your cunt, and i still do not know where u are from i guess u ran away to england, i dont even care, your name is saying u are from holland, so shut your cheese mongolid face bitch.
7 years ago
Bingo chips mutha fuckaaa http://www.bingo-paper.com/cart/cart.html?tp=more_info&sku2=BCH-Small

sliding windows are for fags.
7 years ago
Serves you right for eating at a fucking Pizza Hut Billygaysqueer.
7 years ago
we just used uncooked beans as bingo markers
7 years ago
Kidney or Lima ?
7 years ago
Dead mexican babies.
7 years ago
Pizza Hut does fucking suck. They taste like fake plastic pizzas.
7 years ago
As it is a franchise though, they will use the same shit to make the pizzas as any other country...

Liking one over the other is just silly.
7 years ago
pinto
7 years ago
camaro
7 years ago
*sigh*
7 years ago
What the hella re you kids doing?
7 years ago
^keyboard...
7 years ago
gran torino?
7 years ago
it helps if you use your fingers to type instead of just smashing your face into the keyboard
7 years ago
dgmjb jo i qe eoajierioag iooig o ioyjdh
7 years ago
That doesn't work, dw.
7 years ago
you a search and peck typer fugs?
7 years ago
I use binary digit typing.
7 years ago
01101100011010010110101101100101001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111
7 years ago
Not quite, i meant two digits, one from each hand.
7 years ago
o... i c
7 years ago
Well I suppose I just got bingowned, but why the different colors? Call me a purist..
7 years ago
i like cheddar
7 years ago
i like turtles
7 years ago
I like little boys that like turtles
7 years ago
I like to move it move it.
7 years ago
i like it like it like that
7 years ago
i like traffic lights
7 years ago
Double Gloucester FTW
7 years ago
Or Lancashire
7 years ago
but not stinking bishop
7 years ago
I got some D G with cranberries in
7 years ago
I got some GB with pinaple mixed, i dont like it.
7 years ago
you probably got a pineapple up your arse
7 years ago
it has to come out one day.
7 years ago
Is that u on the picture? phaaaaa shut up little fatso
7 years ago
General McChrystal is now out, too?

Your President is a fucking moron.

His (forced) resignation s better for the mission in Afghanistan, huh?

Fucking hell! What a load of fucking shit, just how stupid does he think yu people are (rhetorical question)?
7 years ago
Fucking canadians are sending earthquakes our way too.
7 years ago
wasn't an earthquake machine the thing that fucked the earth's core up in that movie?
7 years ago
'Earthquake machine' & 'earths core' - 2 words that would instantly put me off of watching a film.
7 years ago
it's not that bad of a movie, it start's off REALLY slow but has some good scenes and decent action at times
7 years ago
You gotta be some kind of super-moron not to see how completely orchestrated this entire Mcchrystal "incident" is.
7 years ago
There's a rat in the woodshed! I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of that "debacle" but none of them add up. I'd say Stalin tactics but that dick supported his dismissor beforehand so...
7 years ago
Explain Claude, because all I see if legitimate criticism of his Obama and his civilian colleagues lead to his forced resignation.
7 years ago
Explain Claude, because all I see is legitimate criticism of Obama and his civilian colleagues lead to his forced resignation.

^Better
7 years ago
Generals who know what they are doing, being removed by clueless politicians who were voted in by clueless black people is just....fucked.
7 years ago
I'm depressed because my local Kentucky Fried Squirrel closed down
7 years ago
Life hasn't really been the same since McChipmunk started using different grease for frying
7 years ago
You think that's bad? The nearest KFC to me has turned into a halal one :(
7 years ago
cant beat cooking in lard
7 years ago
Yes
7 years ago
Yes you can
7 years ago
dripping ?
7 years ago
Don't make me laugh
7 years ago
well lard is cheaper than veg oil
7 years ago
Your momma has lard and vag oil.
7 years ago
You cook in man fat
7 years ago
You are a fat man.
7 years ago
He likes getting covered in man fat
7 years ago
i started the man fat jokes
7 years ago
*shower
7 years ago
YO, ISLAND MONKEYS!!

SEE YOU SUNDAY!!
7 years ago
looks like another honorless german just achieved sheep status
7 years ago
was du fotz?

komm rum, ich mach dass dir das arschwasser in der kimme kocht, du schwuchtel!
7 years ago
keine homosexualität!
7 years ago
Und du bist nicht alleine
Die Kneipe ist recht voll
In Massen finden Zecken kollektiv den Schweini toll
7 years ago
"deine mutter is wie achselhaare,... sie hängt nur unter Armen rum."
ey der war schwach da kann ich locker mithalten:
"Ich bin dein Gott,... weil ich tatsächlich dein Gott bin, alles verkörpere was du gerne wärst und von dir angebetet werde."

und das waren fakten wie am focustag.
7 years ago
ach fick dich der unter den armen rumhängen vergleich war viel zu gut
7 years ago
Only a few days left in the world cup for you lot then
7 years ago
we should still be bombing your worthless asses



what are you pussy?
come around, I'll do that you ass the water boils in the kimme, you fag!
Steven_Seagull 4 hours ago says:
no homosexualità ¤ t!
Steven_Seagull 4 hours ago says:
And you're not alone
The pub is pretty full
In the masses of ticks are collectively Schweini toll
Phelsu 4 hours ago says:
"Your mother is ¤ as axillary hair, ... hà it depends only on arms around."
ey was weak because I can easily keep up:
"I am your God ... because I am your God chlich ¤ facts, all verka ¶ body what you would like to wà ¤ rst and adored by you."
and the facts were as on focustag.
Phelsu 4 hours ago says:
oh fuck you nts of the poor among the rumhà ¤ was too good comparative
7 years ago
wow. just wow.

and @ cheeks: hahahaha, no.
7 years ago
Hahahaha...yes
7 years ago
we will see soon enough
7 years ago
that i'm right
7 years ago
*wrong
7 years ago
lol ihr opfer
7 years ago
well the Italians are out already ... Germany next
7 years ago
Yeah get them Germans out!

Chat could get ineresting on sunday...
7 years ago
+t
7 years ago
For you Jerry ze vorld cup vill be over...on Sunday
7 years ago
Well, at least the English yobs will kill a few Germans if we lose...
7 years ago
Only joking.

The reputation hat our fans have is fucking stupid, they aren't hlf as bad as they are portrayed. Other countries seem o get away with their shit all the time.

An Eglish fan drops a bottle of beer and the media cover it like "English fan breaks bottle to glass opposing fans".
7 years ago
...football is shit btw...
7 years ago
I did hit those letters, this keyboard is just shit!
7 years ago
sure you did
7 years ago
gloat
7 years ago
gloat gloat gloat
7 years ago
gloat
7 years ago
*SMACK*
7 years ago
i suspect some overzealousness 4 days ago
7 years ago
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