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High in Cholesterlol

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by ConsumptionMayCause

submitted June 18th 2010

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High in Cholesterlol
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I fail to see what a map of non-metric countries has to do with cholesterol.
7 years ago
its that terrible british humor
7 years ago
Think smerf...

It was obviously submitted as a joke, aimed at you Americans. Deja, being a big spoil sport, decided to point out that it isn't actually a graph about cholesterol, but the metric system.
7 years ago
Liberia?? Fucking cannibals.
7 years ago
Ha ha you fat american bastards... Eat your pound of fries and liter'o'cola and die sonsabitches...

I don't see a blip on this map for fries though... Which may damage it's credibility..
7 years ago
Let me guess you have bad teeth and arent a big fan of soap?
7 years ago
Nope, I'm canadian.. We bathe and have healthcare.
7 years ago
You are a fucking loser too. Don't forget to mention that.
7 years ago
Troll^
7 years ago
liter'o'cola is not an American thing.
7 years ago
Thats like telling us to eat a kilo of fries or some other gay ass form of measurement.
7 years ago
it took fries a fortnight to imbibe 400 kilotons of man jism
7 years ago
thats a hell of a lot of jizz
7 years ago
Wow, there's a homosexual form of measurement? ....
7 years ago
Yes, it's called metric, this whole fucking page is about it, try to fucking keep up.
7 years ago
Only the special needs countires don't use metric.
7 years ago
Yeah now tell me how many stone your mom weighs.
7 years ago
I bet you measure your car's acceleration as 0-96 km/h because what seems like stupid number in metric is 0-60 in a real system.
7 years ago
What do you faggots use for a 1/4 mile time anyway? Probably you don't even convert it because it would sound even fucking stupider than 0-96.
7 years ago
We work in miles, you spaz.
7 years ago
& we measure height in feet, & weight in stone, not kgs.
7 years ago
Oh and please tell me the "kilometerage" of your car in liters per 100 km as if that fucking backwards measurement means anything, then tell me the horsepower in fucking watts or something and the torque in newton meters you fucking idiots.
7 years ago
You really dont have a fucking clue, do you?
7 years ago
Yeah oranje that's what I thought, you don't actually fucking use metric.
7 years ago
he doesnt
7 years ago
My point was you're all snotty like a tea-drinking faggot on the metric system but you actually aren't really on the metric system anyway. Except maybe for celcius.
7 years ago
At least we don't pretend to be fucking eggheads.
7 years ago
farva-durr, go back to fucking seals you incompetent shit stain
7 years ago
Real men can measure stuff just by using parts of their body.
7 years ago
Your mom's pussy is now 12" deep.
7 years ago
It's not like anyone has to stick to one single "system", you do because you're a nationalist, why don't you try using celcius and stone? You'll find they're better.
7 years ago
I measure speed in furlongs per fortnight.
7 years ago
Stones suck. I don't mind celcius.
7 years ago
i'd rather use celcius but metrics and stones blow compared to empirical measurements
7 years ago
Well stone DOES make sense though
7 years ago
That's if you think 11" in 1' makes sense ... then I don't see why 14lbs in 1 stone wouldn't make sense.
7 years ago
cause i don't wanna have to solve a math equation in my head to figure out how many lbs a certain number of stones equals. i'll just use pounds
7 years ago
it's pretty obvious why the UK doesn't want to use pounds as a weight measurement though so use stones if you want, it just doesn't make sense to come up with a new system that uses an existing system as it's base when you don't have to
7 years ago
"empirical"??? did you mean imperial, dw?

If so, stones are an imperial measurement.
7 years ago
Yeah everyone knows pounds but only tea-niggers know stones.
7 years ago
yeah yeah fugs, sue me cause i got the proper name wrong. and as i just stated, stones my be imperial but they are based on pounds so why not just use pounds?
7 years ago
I might just do that, I need some spare cash.
7 years ago
And fuck you wanko, I'm a coffee nigger...
7 years ago
lol, well you are barking up the wrong tree buddy. you'll have to get in line behind several private lenders, collection agencies, the US government, and my ex wife
7 years ago
It's gotta be invented somehow .... it shortens the measurement like the way inches are shortened to feet.
7 years ago
not to mention my car and rent payment that i am already behind on this month :(
7 years ago
i see camy, but half and quarter ton work well for shortening larger weights and things below that don't get too out of hand to where i simpler system is needed
7 years ago
it's like using newtons instead of celcius, they are on the same scale just that newtons uses smaller numbers so would be better with larger temperature variations but not good for small ones
7 years ago
14lbs = 1 stone
8 stone = 1 cwt (hundredweight)
20 cwt = 1 ton

Like camy-poop said, it's just a way of shortening the numbers, but it's been around for centuries that's why there are stupid numbers invovled.
7 years ago
Yeah it's like 100 newtons hot out here today.
7 years ago
Really? It's 453 watts over here.
7 years ago
100 newtons huh? had any tin showers lately?
7 years ago
its 307 kelvin here today, but feels like 310 with the fucking humidity
7 years ago
Killah Joules was a great rapper
7 years ago
All this non-metric bullshit is strictly hill-billy business, stones aint any different. Let every fucking country use their own measurements, Im sure trade will flourish.
7 years ago
The words 'great' and 'rapper' should never, ever be used together.
7 years ago
Agreed
7 years ago
They're all cunts
7 years ago
wasn't being serious. kj doesn't even exist... why bother
7 years ago
leper isn't the brightest knife in the tool shed
7 years ago
good job CMC, you got the limey fucks all worked up with your play on words
7 years ago
i do what i can
7 years ago
You guys....
7 years ago
Here's a tacky plastic trophy for DW who was the only one to get the Super Troopers reference...

And americans still use phillips head screwdrivers... Which is a testament to their stubborn, non-sensical, falsely patriotic ways... Idiots... Not the people, the system... Oh, and Wanko..
7 years ago
Hey DW.. Get any oil in texas yet?
7 years ago
I'm surprised they got past the flat blade screwdrivers.
7 years ago
Oh... Here's one.

Why in the fuck is one lightyear measured to be 300,000 kms.. or 186,000 miles??

Probably because God wanted it to be easy for everyone but Yankees.
7 years ago
I use all kinds of screwdrivers. Some are better for maximum torque, others better when you need the screw to stick on the end of the screwdriver even when it's held at an angle, and some are best for shoving up your mom's fat ass.
7 years ago
Who cares what a lightyear is? No one fucking uses them anyway.
7 years ago
i'm not in texas and i couldn't care less about the oil bullshit. fuck anyone who cries about it
7 years ago
Wanko, you do just have these rants to get attention right? I can understand that you have a fat, dumb girlfriend that you only ever want to touch when the lights are off. And that you probably didn't do very well in school, which is why you're on mucho explaining your opinion no matter how uninformed of preposterous it is.. But you're just doing it for attention right? Cuz it's working, you've made me, and hundreds of others, laugh and mock you... You remind me of the class clown that cried in the coat room for lack of attention...

Please explain your screwdriver theory in detail.. I would love to be enlightened by your vast expanse of knowledge..

People use lightyears wanko... Just not people like you..
7 years ago
You're not my girlfriend.
7 years ago
bling uses lightyears, and i have to use them to measure my cock cause it's so fucking huge
7 years ago
Ya... It's probably 2.3 to the -1000th of a lightyear long..
7 years ago
Haha, imagine if Mandingo bragged about his 33.2 centimetre long cock? It just doesn't have the same ring...
7 years ago
Just a pointer here dw, huge actually means big.
7 years ago
lol @ Wanko , he has totally owned this thread.
7 years ago
wanko 452349 everyone else 0
7 years ago
^big fat zero
7 years ago
^big n fat
7 years ago
I love when Wanko freaks out.
7 years ago
And swill, by the way, there is such a thing as a short-ton and a long-ton. Just to confuse things further. Imperial fags.
7 years ago
well my dick is 31.5cm long so fuck you.
7 years ago
you mean the plunger?
7 years ago
SO?
7 years ago
my sentiments.
If we were on the metric system then fuckin ya-fuckin-hoo.Since we arent then who gives a shit?
The filthy english pick and choose too.
7 years ago
I bet we still beat Liberia and Burma combined. GO USA!
7 years ago
i am gonna drink a peck of beer on that in my hogshed while i jigger in a bushel! https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/United_States_customary_units
7 years ago
It's mostly a graph of countries where the people are so helpless they need the government to tell them how to measure shit.

Plus everywhere people use diff systems anyway. How many canadians can guess someone's weight or height in kilograms and centimeters? Yeah, they just use fucking pounds and feet like regular people, the only difference is kilometers on the road and celcius for the temperature. The whole world uses fucking second and minutes and hours as well.

Also the rest of the world is so unimportant that things are often sold in non-metric units anyway. 454 grams? Yeah, that exists that way so in America we can buy 1 lb of it. Same reason you motor oil in 946 ml or 3.78 litre containers - so we can buy 1 quart or one gallon.
7 years ago
That so proves that America is better ........
7 years ago
I don't think Wanko was trying to state that, Failcazi.
7 years ago
Fuck you whunko
7 years ago
Well we are better.
7 years ago
Metric just means the gummit says everything in the store has to be in fucking grams and ml so you get stupid shit like 454 grams and 946 ml written on stuff instead of 1 lb and 1 quart and then you pretend like somehow that's progressive. Oh great now my licence can say 183 cm on it instead of 6 feet so everyone has to do some idiot calculation in their head to figure out how tall I am because in no fucking place in the world do people actually normally think of someone's height in fucking cm.

In conclusion: fuck all of you.
7 years ago
i do think in cm
7 years ago
Then you're an idiot.
7 years ago
We don't stick to any one system. Like you said earlier, we use diferent things for different...things.
7 years ago
im not im using cm³ for fluids i stick to my cm
7 years ago
also im using kelvin for temperature and lightyears for distance
7 years ago
im 0,000000001 lightyears tall i think
7 years ago
well in that case, my penis is .1 lightyears long and my bitchy ex's heart is 0 degrees kelvin
7 years ago
Yeah, you don't stick to one system, but usually the labeling of products appears in just the metric system so like I said you get 454 grams of butter or something and then some faggot thinks that makes his country progressive and he makes up a gay chart about it to help him with his feeling of inferiority and failure because he doesn't live in the greatest country in the world.
7 years ago
Wanko you use fahrenheit degrees with have a freezing point of 32 and a boiling point of 212 ..... case closed
7 years ago
hahaha...this thread made me smile about 2mm.
7 years ago
thats not much
7 years ago
Fahrenheit was a mason like that faggot oranje.
7 years ago
Camy, do you know how they choose the set points for the Fahrenheit scale? Freezing salt water (0 degrees) and units based on a previous scale.
7 years ago
The fail in this thread is about 4.6254115265435246545647676 cm long
7 years ago
Only Wanko would spaz on and on about this
7 years ago
"yeah, they just use fucking pounds and feet like regular people"

I thought only retards used pounds and feet. Id pay your pimp in pounds and let you lick my feet. I dont have any of that 454 bullshit around here anyway, you can stick it up your ass along with your ancient system.
7 years ago
Usually I can ignore wanko's retarded rants and brush them off as bullshit.. But today, he's really raising the bar for stupidity/ignorance....
7 years ago
"I thought only retards used pounds and feet" and, "I dont have any of that 454 bullshit"...

So what the fucking fuck do you use around your way?
7 years ago
Don't you call me a faggot, whunko!
7 years ago
Shutup fagerrson, go buy 946 ml of something and thing about how fucking much your canadian ass sucks.
7 years ago
Smerf has it right. 0 degrees is freezing point of salt water, of which there is way more of in the wold. Now toss me a 355 ml can of beer...
7 years ago
Next time I buy a 8 ball of coke and a sixty pounder for the weekend I'll think of you Wanko... Then I'll spit...
7 years ago
I'll give you 31.105 grams of silver for a 12 pack of that canadian shit.
7 years ago
Someone probably spit into your Royale with cheese.
7 years ago
how long has canada used the metric system? i thought they adapted it just a few decades ago?
7 years ago
Ya they did adopt in the late 70's i think... It's a pain in the ass having two systems... In school you have to learn both...

I'm a carpenter and still use 'empirical' (haha) measurements, and get choked when metric plans are used.. But the math and calculations with metric are soo damned easy to figure out it's worth it..

We have quarter pounders here... And they're delicious..
7 years ago
Pick your battles, redurrson.
7 years ago
We don't call them Royales with cheese, that's the French.

Europe is not all the same!
7 years ago
looks all the same from here
7 years ago
Yeah, don't doubt that...
7 years ago
Yeah, I bet you've never even seen the other side of a departure gate, dw.
7 years ago
the other side of a what?
7 years ago
i've been in the lobby of a couple of airports to pickup and drop off people. does that count?
7 years ago
You've blown a few guys in the airport restrooms too, I'd bet.
7 years ago
Why, did the one that did you have a 'stache?
7 years ago
never been in an airport bathroom so it wasn't me
7 years ago
every blow job rish has gotten was from someone with a stache, his mom being the first one
7 years ago
waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
7 years ago
we call em "royales with cheese" too.

...but only since pulp fiction hit theaters in '94.
before that we just called 'em "judenfladen".
7 years ago
jewish flavour ?
7 years ago
no, man, cuz they're grilled to a crisp but still jewsy inside.
7 years ago
lol @ bird
7 years ago
Taking mental notes....
7 years ago
yep , learn from the best here.
although if you want to know about cock see Dirtyrottensteve
7 years ago
it's true, i kinda am the best one around here.
7 years ago
*gayest

foff, retards!
7 years ago
fries has cock on the brain

that'll happen when you give your grandpa brain every night before bedtime
7 years ago
Haha... the only measurement system needed is 1 to 10...
7 years ago
friend of mine tested out with a LDL of 2,500 recently... i didn't know it could even be that fucking high. and he's a marine in good fucking shape. fucking MREs i guess...
7 years ago
Ummm...

Never mind...
7 years ago
Yeah I think a lot of us thought that.
7 years ago
Good fucking lord, how has he not had a heart attack?
7 years ago
It's 2,500 metric which equals like 250 or something.
7 years ago
Or somebody fucked up the test...
7 years ago
Or someone posted totally the wrong number.
7 years ago
Yeah, dumb fat-fingered TiredGuy, read it before posting next time.
7 years ago
Or maybe the militarys standards have taken a sharp decline
7 years ago
...it is America.
7 years ago
Well...at least our Marines don't surrender to Iranian pirates.
7 years ago
hahahaha
7 years ago
Your Marines would be too busy killing woman and children.
7 years ago
& making gay porn.
7 years ago
Claude surrenders to marines every night
7 years ago
Lets just end this here, it never ends well...
7 years ago
LDLs of more than 2000 are quite possible, but that pretty much guarantees a heart attack
7 years ago
Fuck! I just wanted to post that. But here's a proof: I'm doin' some research at least.
6 years ago
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