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In soviet russia, we eat like kings.

Man has coupon that says 50% off next order, so he buys 100 whopper juniors. Hero.

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by postalvag

submitted June 17th 2010

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In soviet russia, we eat like kings.
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the real hamburgler
7 years ago
those do look mighty tasty
7 years ago
He didnt steal em though
7 years ago
actually i guess at those prices it was HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
7 years ago
If you were going for a joke, you failed.
7 years ago
swissfandango dissed me when i was a baby noob...dont know exactly what he said, but i know that some heels never wound...
7 years ago
those are probably the best burgers he will ever eat
7 years ago
probably his last too
7 years ago
At least his face matches the paint on the walls
7 years ago
This has to be some kind of really bad contest.
7 years ago
No he just found a good loophole, so him and his freinds got all those burgers for like 64 bucks.
They didn't even finish em.
7 years ago
Spending 64 dollars on burgers isn't a good loophole.
7 years ago
It's still stickin' it to the man!
7 years ago
"Oh, I can get a discount? Well, in that case, I better spend more money than I ever would on more food than I could ever eat"

Yeah, fucking genius!
7 years ago
Like the buy 1 for $6 or 2 for $10 offers.

Even though most people ony want one, they buy two because they think they're saving money. No, it doesn't work like that.
7 years ago
of course not you dont save money unless you dont buy any at all

but he had a 50% off coupon. the more you spend the more of a discount you get. thats fucking awesome and youd do the same thing, youre just jealous
7 years ago
The more you spend, the more you save...

You're a fucking marketeers wet dream!
7 years ago
i didnt say that fuckwad, the more you spend the bigger discount you get. its simply algebra i guess britain has a horrible fucking school system.

D=Q-($/2)
7 years ago
D=Q($/2)
7 years ago
hahaha simple algebra!

The more you spend, the more you spend...

The discount is 50%, a fixed rate. There are no economies of scale, you fucking dolt.
7 years ago
"I just spend $100 & saved $50"

"Well I just spent $200 & saved $100, so I win"

Eh, no.
7 years ago
All women use that logic.
7 years ago
oh my god you are so fucking retarded. im now writing a letter to the queen telling her that her empires reading comprehension is fucking horrible. can i have your permission to quote you in it?
7 years ago
You're amazingly stupid, Kojach.
7 years ago
really? then maybe you can go through all the comments again and tell me where i said savings and discounts were the same thing. if you cant find it i expect an apology. if you can you must have dyslexia because youre seeing words that arent there.
7 years ago
A discount IS a saving, you fucking tart.

If it is discounted, you save it!
7 years ago
"the more you spend the bigger discount you get"

Nope, the discount is fixed at 50%.
7 years ago
wow. just wow. thats what you just spent an hour trying to say is not true. youre fucking dumb.
7 years ago
I don't think you understand what I was saying.
7 years ago
I don't think you understand what you were saying.
7 years ago
Pwn3d!
7 years ago
You don't save more by buying more with a 50% discount.

The discount doesn't change, so there is no cumulative effect/discount/saving.

So...

"he had a 50% off coupon. the more you spend the more of a discount you get" = Stupid!
7 years ago
If toothpaste was 50% off, Oranje still wouldn't buy any.
7 years ago
of course the marginal discount of 50% is constant but the nominal discount is calculated by the equation i showed. the more you spend the more of a nominal discount you get. is that better? did i put it in simple enough terms for an intellectual gnat to understand?
7 years ago
but if boys pants were half off hed max out his credit card
7 years ago
You're an idiot, & I'm bored with you.

Don't go selling your house to buy shit if you get a 50% off coupon!
7 years ago
"I have 200,000 burgers! I saved a fortune!"

haha
7 years ago
jesus christ you have the personality of a dishrag. what this guy did wasnt even about him thinking he saved a bunch of money by buying 100 burgers, it was about fucking the store with a stupid coupon they gave him. most people would call something like that a "prank" and consider "pranking" someone "fun"

youve learned so many new words today, your mommy will be proud of you
7 years ago
Kojach, my shit is smarter than you are.
7 years ago
what's the formula for measuring the IQ level of one's shit?
7 years ago
i saw a "better half" comic strip once where they woman told her husband that if they leave right now to go shopping they would save %50. the husband replied that if they stay home they save %100
7 years ago
the funny thing is, oj really IS dyslexic.
7 years ago
end of discussion.
7 years ago
also, he really IS gay.
7 years ago
interposting foul
7 years ago
interposting cuntstain!
7 years ago
AWWW dammit!
7 years ago
i hate you so much right now, dubs!
7 years ago
love you too asslicker. btw, even with OJ's lesdyxia his shit is still smarter than kojach
7 years ago
He didn't fuck the store 'cause they don't care. Otherwise they'd put a limit on the coupon. But they don't, because even 64 burgers at half price isn't a big fucking deal. Absolute worst case is they lose $64. More likely is they only made $2 instead of $66.
7 years ago
All he did was spend $64 to try to get worthless internet cred.
7 years ago
dwhill, a dyslexic Maltese is smarter than Kojach
7 years ago
At least he kept Cruel busy flipping all those burgers.

It would take his mind off the bannage.
7 years ago
Yeah but so would a naked little boy.
7 years ago
i'd gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today
7 years ago
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