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by oldmanmozz

submitted June 12th 2010

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And then they raped her in the dirt and stabbed her repeatedly in the back.
7 years ago
id stab her back passage with my cock
7 years ago
fuck you
7 years ago
The virgin was standing in the back.
7 years ago
i just bought vanilla ice cream, fanta, sprite, ice tea and lemon sorbet, and now i'll get my float on.

what's you guyses favourite float combo? share!
7 years ago
Floats are for fags.
7 years ago
I bet the bird is sitting at his desk with flip flops on right now.
7 years ago
shorts, polo shirt, no shoes at all, ironic red plastic hipster sunglasses, a gigantic spliff, and some loud as hell reggae...
7 years ago
also, wristbands and a pirate hat.
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
don't laugh :(

i look good....
7 years ago
you no longer have the right to make fun of the way i look again
7 years ago
and floats are for fags
7 years ago
at least i dont have a stache.

and lemon sorbet/sprite is an awesome combination.
7 years ago
wanna run that back by us in straight? all i got was something about staches then things got really gay
7 years ago
i would even say it's fabulous.
7 years ago
warning! gay level reaching critical levels, abandon thread! abandon thread!
7 years ago
next i'll have some fanta/vanila.
7 years ago
I've got a Pirates hat. It's signed by Al Oliver, Grant Jackson, Kent Taculvie, and John Candalaria.
7 years ago
mine just has some stains that i hope are JUST vomit.

gotta love german carnival....!
7 years ago
I was gonna suggest the fanta and vanilla combo.
7 years ago
I'm a purist: rootbeer, vanilla.
7 years ago
I'll just take a gin and tonic.
7 years ago
hill drinks jizz and urine floats.
7 years ago
rish follows me around like my little bitch and does tricks for my amusement
7 years ago
Sporty, if we're talking booze, vodka and ginger ale.
7 years ago
Ya, that's not bad.
7 years ago
vodka is good in just about anything but i like it best in energy drink
7 years ago
That's true dw.


Hey smerf if you want some real ginger ale...check this out:
http://www.blenheimgingerale.com/
7 years ago
Fuck, I make my own
7 years ago
Oh come on...how do you do that smerf? Show me the recipe...please?
7 years ago
^ that thread is now too contaminated with the gay for a straight person to sanely reside. all further jokes directed at seagal's comments in that thread will be posted here
7 years ago
did i mention how hard it is to get some real root beer over here? root beer floats are teh best!
7 years ago
and while looking up float ideas online i found a recipe for a guinness float,
i have to try that out some time.
7 years ago
root beer is fucking awesome. its everywhere here, suckers!
7 years ago
That... That sounds delicious.
7 years ago
hill, how can you say root beer is awesome, yet find gayness in root beer floats?

that's like saying hamburger are good but cheeseburger are gay, it makes no friggin' sense!
7 years ago
i've never liked floats much. ice cream is good. and the drink is good. but when you mix them together it's nasty
7 years ago
next you'll tell me you don't like bacon and cheese together...
7 years ago
I've never had one, but they do sound unusual.

My southern friend puts icecream in beer, which I too find unusual.
7 years ago
guinness with vanilla ice cream sounds like a good idea to me, i'm not too sure about other kinds of beer though.
i wouldn't put ice cream in a pils or lager.
7 years ago
bacon and cheese are good but bacon and mayo is better
7 years ago
Guinness is fucking horrible.
7 years ago
Which is why downing two spiked pints consecutively is so hard.
7 years ago
you're both wrong.
7 years ago
One word dw...baconnaise!
7 years ago
Baconnaise - the reason you guys are so fat, or one of.
7 years ago
I blame the beer companies personally...
7 years ago
i've never had it but it sounds good
7 years ago
Guiness is good stuff, not too keen on the idea of ice-cream in it though.
7 years ago
Would you fucking believe it?

First fucking comment of the fucking day, and it has to be a fucking reply fucking fail :(
7 years ago
maybe you should leave it at that.
7 years ago
it's alright fugs, that thread was getting too gay as well with all the float talk, we needed a new one started anyway
7 years ago
Fuck you, I'll leave it where I like!
7 years ago
^....

7 years ago
REFRESH THE FUCKING PAGE YOU IDIOT!!!1!
7 years ago
wow, talk about noobin' out...
7 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSTV2CVtWKQ
7 years ago
wow, talk about noobin' out...
7 years ago
pwned!!!
7 years ago
hehe
7 years ago
dance Frankenstyle!!!
7 years ago
That video will put a stop to any political career you may have been planning, Steven...
7 years ago
Well, unless the hippy party starts gaining some ground!
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
forget about "dancing with the stars" long term
7 years ago
there should be much more vids of me dancing,
i could become huge.
7 years ago
ryogavee huge!!
7 years ago
you really should post more dancing vids..you're good
7 years ago
dwhill05 4 days ago says:

what's funny is you use words like "pwned" thinking it makes you look cool and still act like a tough guy on the internet to compensate for being such a douche
7 years ago
The rest of Mucho 4 days ago:

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7 years ago
PWNED!
7 years ago
dwhill05 4 days ago says:

what's funny is you use words like "pwned" thinking it makes you look cool and still act like a tough guy on the internet to compensate for being such a douche
7 years ago
PWNED!
7 years ago
dammit rish, you forgot the "PWNED!" the firs time. good thing cheeky was here to remind you how it goes or you might have looked stupid out there
7 years ago
dik said it a couple of comments up. Don't worry, you look stupid enough for both of us.
7 years ago
another one clear over your head, god you are a moron
7 years ago
i hope for your sake someone else comes along that you can mimic before you decide to comment again otherwise what you say probably won't even be comprehensible
7 years ago
Smooth
7 years ago
Fucking
7 years ago
Work
7 years ago
Fugs
7 years ago
i'll get right on it, bye mucho!

(this one was for fugs)
7 years ago
Fuck you lot, I'm going home!
7 years ago
well fuck the lot of you too!
7 years ago
bunch of crybaby pussies
7 years ago
A drive-by pwning by fries!
7 years ago
That would be a drive up to, his cars probably wouldn't run long enough to drive by...
7 years ago
what?
7 years ago
something about how crap my cars are
7 years ago
oh...
7 years ago
He means that the car wouldn't run long enough to actually pass him, but will instead clatter to a halt right next to him.
7 years ago
therefore not being a 'drive-by'
7 years ago
well that wouldn't be a very good idea
7 years ago
fries wasn't talking about us, he was having a wet dream about crying baby's pussies, the sick bastard!
7 years ago
i wanted to try that guinness float thing now, but the beer store didnt have any :(
7 years ago
cause they know you want to put ice cream in it and therefore would be accomplices to a gay act and don't want that on their conscious
7 years ago
*rushes out to buy guinness*
7 years ago
oh wow, sprite/ vanilla might become my new favourite.
7 years ago
that actually might be the whitest drink in the history of mankind.
7 years ago
*gayest
7 years ago
foff
7 years ago
that was the greatest pwn ever
7 years ago
fu
7 years ago
iced tea/ vanilla is good too,
only the burps are kinda vile...
7 years ago
dishwater burps
7 years ago
*barf
7 years ago
...and guinness float turned out to be completely awful.

/the end
7 years ago
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