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More diar earthquake warnings

you better listen!

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted June 11th 2010

110 comments
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comments (110)
Dire?
7 years ago
Dyer?
7 years ago
Maker?
7 years ago
Diarrhea?
7 years ago
^......
7 years ago
yay vomit - i see what you did there
7 years ago
that fucking song has been in my head all day because of his comment :/
7 years ago
7.2? ha, the ca one is supposed to be 9.0

america does everything better, fuck you world!
7 years ago
*drops head and walks away shaking it..
7 years ago
my head... the big one with the brain...
7 years ago
a little late with this one..... and well... wrong as well ;/
7 years ago
your mother
7 years ago
thats the most pointless comment ive seen you come out with.

and youve done a few
7 years ago
your grandmother
7 years ago
I guess the telephone poles and transformers will be fine in Singapore.
7 years ago
hey james i got a big cock no homo .
7 years ago
aaawwwwww.

young love...
7 years ago
Is his crew cut parted in the middle?
7 years ago
Not even fair. Saying there's going to be an earthquake in CA is like implying that the Pacific Ocean is a little damp.
7 years ago
damn, you stole that joke fom somewhere.

i remember reading that in the last 48 hours somewhere. cracked article?
7 years ago
Hey, the first Mucho commandment is: Mucho is my website, I shall have no other site before it.

I don't go to Cracked.
7 years ago
I thought it was lurk time doesn't count for shit.
7 years ago
I did, however, modify it from a stand up comic. I can't remember his name right now, though.
7 years ago
I thought it was "Tits or GTFO"
7 years ago
Tits or GTFO is number 4: "Remember the Tits and make with the pictures"
7 years ago
Oops, sorry. Number three.

Number nine is "you shall not use lurk time as mucho cred"
7 years ago
no - rule 1 is: dont ever piss off deja
7 years ago
I found a new cigarette holder
7 years ago
your grandmas anus?
7 years ago
No, my grandmas anus.
7 years ago
gross
7 years ago
the gap in mongos teeth?
he must be of british stock.
Steve
STEVE





STEVEN
7 years ago
stfu homo
7 years ago
seconded
7 years ago
Remember to put your dishes in the cupboards!!
7 years ago
And be sure to have your............ things.... ready as well!!
7 years ago
This retard is gold...
7 years ago
NoOoOoo! not japan D: !!!
7 years ago
Fuck japan and fuck you.
7 years ago
And fuck japan.
7 years ago
Thank You come again
7 years ago
i want him to be real so bad
7 years ago
if he makes enough of these then at least one might prove correct
7 years ago
Then we'll call him Nostradamus, but for now, we call him Nostradumbass.
7 years ago
Oh, and Happy Birthday:)
7 years ago
yeah, from me too. for a fucking limey you're not that bad.

maybe you'll get some free spring rolls for your birthday or something.
7 years ago
thanks dude , actually we're having pizza
7 years ago
damn, now i want pizza too.
7 years ago
i got some left over from last night at home but didn't bring it for lunch today :(
7 years ago
and as its my birthday i get to choose the topping
7 years ago
cum and cock, huh?
7 years ago
*pepperoni and salami
7 years ago
I got pizza on Saturday but left it at some birds house, I was not happy when I remembered that. Well, I actually got 1/3 garlic bread 1/3 Americano & 1/3 meat feast. Fucking whore probably ate it after I left.
7 years ago
pubes and shit corn
7 years ago
you assholes are making me fucking hungry! >:[
7 years ago
I may have to put a peperoni pizza in the oven.

I think we're all quite suggestible...
7 years ago
yeah, i'm on my way to the pizza store right fucking now...
7 years ago
nice going, fries!
7 years ago
Yeah fries, you dick
7 years ago
you're all welcome
7 years ago
if i hadn't had pizza last night and have some for supper tonight i would be having it for lunch today
7 years ago
ive had black forest gateaux to finish off with my pizza
7 years ago
*black man gateaux after a meat feast
7 years ago
By'eck
7 years ago
goddammit fries, it's gateau.

the x is for... wait...

you actually HAD more than one, am i right?
tubby bastard!
7 years ago
is x the plural ?
7 years ago
it is. i explained it to you before.

pay attention man...
7 years ago
well i had more than one slice , would that make it plural
7 years ago
not really. it's like the plural -s in english. unless you had more than one cake you would say 'gâteau', not 'gâteaux' (yeah, it needs the fancy accent too).
7 years ago
well whats it matter , it was fucking yummy anyhoo
7 years ago
yeah, thats right, you just stay a blissfully innocent well fed lil piggy.
7 years ago
the wonders of the world, the marvels of wisdom? Meh, i iz got teh cakez!!
7 years ago
i'd rather just have the cake than a grammar lesson in a language that i couldn't care less about
7 years ago
that's like the asshole rednecks in my town. the hardee's there closed down and a mexican restaurant called 'el puerto' opened up in the same building but the idiots can't seem to wrap their brains around how to properly pronounce puerto so they just call it 'el hardee's'
7 years ago
not funny.
7 years ago
neither was that comment , now moving along ...
7 years ago
fries, you know i love you and all, but seriously, wasting your birthday away on mucho? please go out, have a life and some bit of fun for once, your being here on this special day is just depressing...

wait a sec, i gotta check the comments of some certain date in january before running my mouth off too much.
7 years ago
It is Monday, he doesn't really have many options...
7 years ago
fuck that, i hate birthdays. it's just a reminder we are going to die
7 years ago
okay, no mucho comments on my b-day, only loads of caine/suge/coolie vs. hank.

but i have absolutely no recollection what i did that day....

and oj, everything is better thn wasting your b-day on mucho. go out and mini-golf, visit a theme park, have some pints and watch italy get creamed tonight (hopefully), treat yourself to a hooker, really anything is better than muchoing on your b-day.
7 years ago
but then again, it's doncaster england we're talking about here. maybe mucho really is his best choice...
7 years ago
Yup...
7 years ago
Yorkshire, it's grim tha knows
7 years ago
i feel bad for fries mostly. having to put up photocopied ads of his spread ass in the phonebooths near his house

its sad mostly

his ma made him move out when her boyfriend said he didnt want to take care of a 1/2 retarded bastard with a limp wrist a lisp & bad teeth
7 years ago
dont make comparisons on how sad you life panned out
7 years ago
pwn3d!
7 years ago
why am i a interest of you drs?
7 years ago
you mention limp wristed 1/2 retard bastards & they all come running
7 years ago
so youre interested in limp wristed 1/2 retard bastards?
7 years ago
pwn3d!
7 years ago
drs is interested in anything with a cock , its just his thing
7 years ago
hes more interested in everything underage with a cock
7 years ago
you mention 1/2 retard limp wristed bastards with lisps & they all start talking about cock
7 years ago
pwn3d!
7 years ago
i just love it that you still do the 1337 thang with the 3. it's kinda retro...
7 years ago
your face is r3tr0 nigg@
7 years ago
dwhill05 3 days ago says:

what's funny is you use words like "pwned" thinking it makes you look cool and still act like a tough guy on the internet to compensate for being such a douche
7 years ago
I compensate for being a genius by being sexy as hell too.
7 years ago
pwn3d!
7 years ago
Pwn3d!
7 years ago
it's flattering that my comment hit so close to home that you want to share it with everyone but you really shouldn't spread your stupidity around like that if you want to keep what little credibility you have left intact
7 years ago
i'd probably be a good idea to go hide for a few weeks again until everyone forgets then come back out and start following me around again
7 years ago
i also give you permission to claim you don't care about me again (even though 90% of your comments the last week have been about me) and claim you have something "important" to go do. your lies just help prove my point
7 years ago
wanko made me chuckle
7 years ago
Please, dwhill. He's never had credibility.
7 years ago
it's part of his boyish charm
7 years ago
shut up cunt head
7 years ago
you're dangerously treading on drs's territory there, possum
7 years ago
Face it, hill. You got Pwn3d!
7 years ago
have something "important" to go do last night rish? is that why you ran away and waited a day to comment again? you seem to always wait until i'm not around to take lame cracks at me, why is that?
7 years ago
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